Look Out Gentlemen

January 18, 2013 San Diego, SDSU 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girls name is Cea Mumford and I knew her in high school. the last time we talked years ago she was married and pregnant well it turns out she wasn’t taking the pill and got knocked up on purpose. Come to find out she is married to a new guy and doing the same thing, trying to get regnant on purpose. Look out for this one guys, total slut. Would you?

Where exactly is that guys hand.- nik



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The PB “Millionaire” Will Not Give Up On His Reality Show

January 1, 2013 San Diego, SDSU 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve seen this guy on TheDirty a couple of times and lately I keep seeing these annoying post on my news feed from others; The PB “Millionaire” is still trying to push his tacky “reality show”. He’s been giving out money and gift cards to people in the middle of nowhere USA for views on Youtube. I couldn’t bear to watch five seconds of the “show”. He’s a total Hugh Hefner wannabe, once Crystal was re-engaged to Hef, PBM made sure to brag that he met her first and that she always attended his parties. He recently had a NYE party, I honestly don’t get how people are buying his crap–This is nothing compared to the Playboy Mansion. Take a look at the some pictures, I don’t know if it’s just me but that does not look like a good time.

This guy is so tired.- nik



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Watch Your Stuff Around Anna Sipamoune

December 31, 2012 San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 64

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I saw the post on Anna Sipamoune and I couldn’t have agreed more!  This girl lies a lot and she STEALS other people’s belongings at parties! She will steal anything she can get her hands on. She says she’s a RN but if she’s getting paid a RN’s salary then WTF is she still doing living with her parents and sitting on her ass at home all day (in the hood at that)?! HAHAHAHHA This stupid girl swears she’s high class with her sharpie eyebrows, double padded bra, and crooked ass teeth which is why she never smiles with her mouth open! She wears so much make-up to hide her ugliness. This girl cannot be trusted! BEWARE OF THIS UGLY LYING THIEF!!!

I wonder if she still makes payments for those +2′s?- nik

ALSO SEE: Anna Sipamouane



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Hooters Brothel

December 19, 2012 San Diego, SDSU 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik The one on the left is Julie, one on the right is Lauren. The wannabe kim k on the left is 4’11 chick with a huge nose. The girl on the far right is a makeup junkie. These chicks are so desperate for attention, and easy as 1st grade math. They screw half the marines in Oceanside. I asked Julie for her number after a few beers at hooters in oceanside and the next day I screwed her, the day after her friend. PS- Handjobs in the parking lot have been given for a few extra bucks…no kidding.

Birds of a feather…- nik



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KKG At UCSD Are A Joke

December 7, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Dirty Greeks, San Diego, SDSU 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, love the site, your attention to detail, and your honesty. I just transferred to UCSD from a local community college and was shocked to find out there are actual sororities on campus. Why in the world would you go to a top research school but major in communications / psychology / art history and join a sorority? I thought that’s what SDSU was for. These girls are NOT hot and are certainly not the most intelligent on campus. Check out this gem of a “rap video” that KKG made this quarter. All I see are flabby arms, noodles, thighs touching, beaks, and terrible dancing. Put these girls on blast and tell them to leave this to the sl*t pro’s at SDSU.

Why did I watch that? Not one hot chick in this video.- nik



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Band Sloot In SD

November 29, 2012 San Diego, SDSU 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This ugly band sl*t had been with almost every band guy that plays in this city, she thinks she’s the hottest sh*t going but really she’s nothing but used up wh0r3. She goes by the name Frenchi’ and shes “dating” a drummer of a band who’s from S.D, who knows what disease she gave him, She also cheats on him while his bands on tour and literally has to beg everyone to keep their mouths shut because she doesnt want to hurt her so called “boyfriend” who she clams to be madly in love with even though she sleeps with his friends and other band guys he knows every time his out of town. Something needs to be done and I can’t stand back and watch her do this to him anymore.

She’s missing a lot of tats to appeal to a guy in a band.  Not sure if the round face helps either.- nik



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Natalie Bee Is Not Good At Photoshop

November 29, 2012 Las Vegas, SDSU, The Dirty 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, struggling cocktail waitress Natalie Bee can’t seem to keep a consistent bust size in her photos, jumping from A – D inbetween each instagram post.  Makes me wonder why some girls do the dumb things they do. Photoshop is for liars.

It is weird how the purple cuts into her arms and the shade line on her breasts in the first image.- nik



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San Diego Has Nothing But Quality

November 21, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I am really upset about that tranny disaster Lauren Hallen becoming a DC and representing San Diego so I had to submit a quality girl to show that SD has better things to offer. This is Chanel Celaya, she is originally from SD but now I believe she lives and works in LA. She got a big break modeling for Guess and since then has had a pretty steady career. I never met her personally but I know some of her friends and have heard she is also sweet, down to earth, and super funny. Obviously she is lacking in one important department, but she is still hot. Not many girls still look good without photoshop or make up on. So just wanted to let the DA know that San Diego has way more to offer than beat chicks with clown t*ts!! What do you think Nik?

I think she has a Hope Solo body. I thought the first image was a dude for a second.- nik



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