THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a freshman at SDSU and last year as a senior in high school had several scholarship offers to play football.  I went and checked out, SDSU, USC, and UCLA.  I chose SDSU for 2 reasons: 1.  Its a smaller school so I figured it would give me a better chance to play ball in the NFL and 2. the main reason was because of all the hotties my recruiter introduced me to.  As a 17 year old I slept with two amazing Senior girls that I still can’t get out of my head during my recruiting trip.  Anyway, I was told SDSU is one of the rare schools that has an abundance of hot girls ever year.  Well school started this year and I feel like I have been completely scammed, not too many hot chicks around here and many of the hot ones are taken by upper classmen.  I’m highly debating on transferring schools after ball is over.  Wanted to ask your opinion on it.  I’m sure UCLA and USC would love to have me but I didn’t see any talent down there either.  Help me out Nik.

You need to go to Oregon or Ohio State. The freshman girls give it up a lot easier and they don’t gain as much weight going into their Sophomore year.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, pattiricia rivera is er nam she a ho, sux so much cum she lov taste. stupid catholic gorl lixe in ass i guve it 2 er. hornee hoe er pussee dri bbekuz she fux so munee guz dym dis ho reel bich 2 shee b on diff guz evedai  i fux er ten er pussee stunk ten i dupped er. gos to sdsu noe er fb nam Z patricia rivera. hop shee dye from ades

I don’t think that was english but I understand the language of cleavage.  Answers,  No, neck rolls.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i hate sorority girls. And this is one of the MANY reasons why they are annoying. I can just picture it now…sitting in a circle giggling, thinking this is the greatest idea EVERR!!! UGH. YOU GIRLS PAY FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIPS! Plus…they butchered a classic Biggie song. What do you think Nik?

I tried to find one hot chick in this sorority (which means I watched the whole thing), I was unsuccessful.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Weston Panek is a disgusting party wh*re from San Diego. I have known him personally for years and i’m tired of him prancing around like he owns the city. There isn’t one second that he isn’t drunk or on drugs. This kid is always c*ked out or blacked out and ready to keep partying. He enjoys playing games with boys and talking to older rich men. It’s embarrassing because that is all he does. He thinks he is amazing because he can sleep with guys that get him into hot parties. He has been a gogo dancer for gay clubs in LA and “private parties”. He is also an “Internet Model” under the name Trent West. He will sleep with anyone that gives him the time of day. People need to know, he is not cute. He is a definite party slut.

Buddy hide the butt please. We get it… you love being Gay.- nik