THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we have a deranged ogre running around Tampa named Jacquelyn. She seriously looks like Shrek’s wife Fiona. DO NOT by any means call her Jackie, it must always be Jacquelyn otherwise she will correct you. Anyway, this broad runs around calling herself a Tampa socialite meanwhile she works as a waitress at Lee Roy Selmon’s. What a fat joke. And fat she is. She’s as fake as her caked up make up she plasters on every day. Oh and she likes black guys. Apparently the only thing that will find her attractive is the black Greg. It’s disgusting. And she brags about it and shows it off when black guys hit on her. Newsflash JACKIE: you’re basic and fat and acne ridden. No wonder the only guys that want you are black!! They’re ready to pump and dump but only with a plastic bag over your head. Get real. Nik, would you?
Answer: Not a chance with anyone who has butt flap tan lines.