Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Alexis The Dirtiest FAU Cheerleader

September 6, 2012 Dirty Cheerleaders, FSU, Miami, South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty 20 6,639 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik If you ever come to South Florida, you are going to meet a lot of sk*nks like her. Alexis D Augusto is a cheerleader-wanna-be who got kicked off the Dolphins because she is a wh*re and after she became a Panther’s Dancer.  At first, she comes off as “innocent”, but do NOT believe a word she says. She slept with 3 of the FAU football players at a college party, then kept cheating on her boyfriend with random guys, and now she is f*cking  a 40-year-old disgusting dude although she is in a “relationship” with another guy. She dies for cameras and her mother makes her take diet pills so she could use her body to find a rich guy. My advice, if you ever meet her, STAY AWAY, she is the meaning of gold digger!

Sounds like she has a very supportive mother.- nik



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Sarah Messina Claims To Be The Best In Tampa Area

August 6, 2012 South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty 30 5,559 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this is Sarah Messina, daughter of a rich a family shes an ex pepsi dieter that now gets legal m*th from her doctor shes bi polar and doesnt take her zoloft, this piece of work neglects her kids, and worse than that, she lays in bed all day while they run through the house rampantly her nine year old controls the house and calms mommy down cuz mommy likes klonopin beer and adderall. She is tatted up like a day shift stripper and tries to give the p*ssy to everyone with the tag ling “my tubes are tied you dont need a comdon” but as her bf said he has drd because of her shes tried two sleep with me. i turned it down of course shes serve a few of different people with orders of protection.latest my friend which no doubt was tossed out of court he sent me the email of what she did to him and i was hardly shocked, she said she gets tats to match her pain on the inside, nik pain on the inside? look at this face and body what about the pain on her outside does she not notice that shit on her lip has shit on it? she thinks shes gods gift to men and has two babies by two different dads her parents forced her to get her tubes tied shes been baker acted shes bi polar and she imagines her own scenarios as to what happened instead of what really happened my question is do her plus 2′s make her f*ckable? if she hypothetically doesnt have herpes….but she she does of course and she works her parents business where she gets everyt credit card paid for everything to do a job that a moron could do for minimum wage, her parents know shes a f*ck up and thats the sad part, they arent even in denial.

What the hell is a comdon?- nik



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I Need Your Advice Nik

August 5, 2012 South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty 9 6,040 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik so here it goes. My ex and I were together for just about a year and everything was so lovely and wonderful and perfect. About a month ago we were scrolling through old pictures in my Photobooth and holy sh*t.. there it was. A picture of me and my idiot ex. From about 3 years ago. I was giving him head in the picture. My boyfriend (at the time, who is now my ex) totally flipped out. Left my house. Wouldn’t speak to me. Told me he was completely repulsed by me and would never be able to see me the same way again. I love him more than words can express Nik and I would do anything to get him back but he hates me now. I never cheated on him, I was up with him before work every morning making him breakfast, packing his lunch getting his clothes ready for work. I could have spent the rest of my life with him and just out of nowhere it’s just gone and I don’t know how to handle the situation. Is he over reacting? Should I give it some time but remain hopeful or do you think it’s over and I should just keep trying to move on? Thanks for the time Nik.

You must move on and learn from this… don’t take stupid pictures because they always come back to haunt you. The past always ruins the present, so be smart and guide your future.- nik



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TRI Delts Are The Hottest For Sure

July 27, 2012 Dirty Greeks, South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty 32 6,104 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the Hottest sorority girl in Tampa, proof that TRI DELTS are the best of the best with honors!!!

For a block head her gums really dominate that smile.- nik



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Looser X Baseball Player Pinnachio

June 22, 2012 South Florida, Tampa 1 6,952 Views

Looser X Baseball player Pinnachio

THE DIRTY ARMY: nasty old man John Pinnachio dating prostitutes younger then his own kids, the nastiest and oldest of them all is the tired looking bitch in red pants in the middle, freaking disgusting. Nasty old guy to the left freakin red face too! An embarassment to the entire gay South Florida Community. Only reason every1 feels bad for the old bitch in red shorts is cus he got drd so be NICE!

I hope guys wearing briefs to the club doesn’t become the new thing.  Its already begun in dirty OZ.- nik



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Hottest Girl In Tampa, Maybe The World

April 1, 2012 South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty 195 9,867 Views

Hottest girl in Tampa or even the world!!!

Hottest girl in Tampa or even the world!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this could be the hottest girl ever, tell me Nik and tell me world do you not agree?

Stop self submitting yourself Old Lady!- nik



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