THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Jessica but everyone calls her “Skie”… Stage name, anyone!?? Ive been watching from the sideline as she struts around Tampa and Clearwater like she’s some kind of goddess. We run with the same group of friends and they all think she is some kind of angel sent from heaven above… Wrong! I hear she gets flown around on private jets for shopping in NY and Cali. She JUST GOT +2s, yet she claims she doesn’t sleep around. Hmmm… Sketchy! She doesn’t work and her dad has some kind of affiliation with LEDS but I’m almost certain her daddy isnt buying her a new rack or jetsetting her places… What do you think, she’s an escort or something? I know shes bisexual and dated a girl too- not classy!!!! Ive always followed this site and think its time she gets aired… She is NOT an angel… She broke up with her longterm baseball player boyfriend and goes out all the time now. I’m sick of my freinds thinking she’s better than the rest of us…

Who would fly here around?? Her body is flat and has nothing to offer… Guys don’t hate your money.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, can you believe that Fishlips 2 is now a Hooters Girl in Charlotte?  Shes crying on her Facebook that nobody is giving her Tips.  I think her Forehead is getting bigger and bigger, too.

If her eyebrows weren’t so skinny her forehead wouldn’t look as huge.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, TRAMPA TRAMPA… Where EVERY girl turns into a “Model” and a A+ after a good PHOTOSHOP MAKEOVER!! This is Meredith Johnson, she is famous for her infamous glamor shots that manage to make her out as a 9 or 10 when in reality she’s a 4 on her Best day. She’s been a chunky lil pudgie girl since middle school. But in this pic below she’s skinny as a rale?? Everyone that knows her knows this is true, in fact she’s even PHOTOSHOPED her friends pics for them as well. Her acne is horrendous but with a good “blemish remover” and “makeup job” she’s a beauty Queen. She also does a good job at hiding her chunky stomach by photoshopping a skinny waist and even adding on to her flat A$$ that is extended from her back. Meredith let’s face it, we all know you’re as FAKE AS YOUR PHOTOSHOPED PICS! Stop photoshopping every pic cause you’re far from the image you portray. (Beige & Pink Pic) Note: Notice the horrible job trying to trim her fat arm up. It starts off skinny at the shoulder and eventually blends into her natural fat arm near the elbow. Then your skinny rail legs?? Yeah right they got dimples or cottege cheese. FACT Here’s 2 pics to see for yourself and yes they’ve both been Photoshoped. One’s just worse than the other. Notice the difference in her legs.

She keeps forgetting to photoshop around the elbow. The arm doesn’t make sense.- nik