South Florida | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Tampa’s Self Proclaimed “Boston George”

July 10, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty 88

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to introduce you to Kevin Wai* aka “Boston George” (from the movie Blow) Kevin is currently Tampa’s largest douche nozzle, liar, predator, leach and con artist. Kevin is a regular at Scores, where he begs for free admittance, free drinks and tells girls that he is mafia from Boston, in a feeble attempt to get laid. If you listened to one of Kevin’s stories about himself, you would think he was a reincarnation of infamous Boston mobster Whitey Bulger. The rumor is that Kevin got busted in Mass. and ratted on his friends and that is why he moved to Florida. Kevin abuses steroids, the cheap underground kind that just cause bloating and hair loss (as you can tell by his feathered bangs) He is madly in love with a named Miami girl named Jenesta, even though he cheated on her constantly with pepsi’d up strippers. Please put “Boston George” on blast!

How can you have a Caesar comb forward with an I-talian flag belt… pick a country.- nik

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Don’t Let Her Fool You Like She Has Fooled Everyone Else In Tampa

July 7, 2011 Clearwater, Dirty Army Strong, South Florida, Tampa 36

Don't Let Her Fool You!

Don't Let Her Fool You!

Don't Let Her Fool You!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Jessica but everyone calls her “Skie”… Stage name, anyone!?? Ive been watching from the sideline as she struts around Tampa and Clearwater like she’s some kind of goddess. We run with the same group of friends and they all think she is some kind of angel sent from heaven above… Wrong! I hear she gets flown around on private jets for shopping in NY and Cali. She JUST GOT +2s, yet she claims she doesn’t sleep around. Hmmm… Sketchy! She doesn’t work and her dad has some kind of affiliation with LEDS but I’m almost certain her daddy isnt buying her a new rack or jetsetting her places… What do you think, she’s an escort or something? I know shes bisexual and dated a girl too- not classy!!!! Ive always followed this site and think its time she gets aired… She is NOT an angel… She broke up with her longterm baseball player boyfriend and goes out all the time now. I’m sick of my freinds thinking she’s better than the rest of us…

Who would fly here around?? Her body is flat and has nothing to offer… Guys don’t hate your money.- nik

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I’d Do Her, Would You

June 13, 2011 South Florida 3

id do her...would you???

id do her...would you???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…I see this chick out sometimes and I’ve never had the chance to chat with her. We went to highschool together and shes gotten more my type since then. You think I should go after her or what??

You must drink a lot, or do drugs.  This girl has a recessed mouth and flabby arms, I wouldn’t wanna see the rest of her.- nik

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Can You Believe She Is Now A Hooters Girl

May 24, 2011 Charlotte, Fish Lips, South Florida, The Dirty 43

Can you believe Fishlips is now a Hooters Girl?

Can you believe Fishlips is now a Hooters Girl?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, can you believe that Fishlips 2 is now a Hooters Girl in Charlotte?  Shes crying on her Facebook that nobody is giving her Tips.  I think her Forehead is getting bigger and bigger, too.

If her eyebrows weren’t so skinny her forehead wouldn’t look as huge.- nik

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Would You Leave Me For Her

May 11, 2011 South Florida, Tampa 31

Would you leave me for her?

Would you leave me for her?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So there’s this girl, she used to be my best friend. Then I found out she had been sleeping with my boyfriend for the past three months. Would you really cheat on me (the blonde) with Her (the other girl)?

I would never be with you so no, you must not of been satisfying him in the bedroom.  We all know what this greg face girl does.- nik

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Tampa’s Photoshop Queen

May 6, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty 74



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, TRAMPA TRAMPA… Where EVERY girl turns into a “Model” and a A+ after a good PHOTOSHOP MAKEOVER!! This is Meredith Johnson, she is famous for her infamous glamor shots that manage to make her out as a 9 or 10 when in reality she’s a 4 on her Best day. She’s been a chunky lil pudgie girl since middle school. But in this pic below she’s skinny as a rale?? Everyone that knows her knows this is true, in fact she’s even PHOTOSHOPED her friends pics for them as well. Her acne is horrendous but with a good “blemish remover” and “makeup job” she’s a beauty Queen. She also does a good job at hiding her chunky stomach by photoshopping a skinny waist and even adding on to her flat A$$ that is extended from her back. Meredith let’s face it, we all know you’re as FAKE AS YOUR PHOTOSHOPED PICS! Stop photoshopping every pic cause you’re far from the image you portray. (Beige & Pink Pic) Note: Notice the horrible job trying to trim her fat arm up. It starts off skinny at the shoulder and eventually blends into her natural fat arm near the elbow. Then your skinny rail legs?? Yeah right they got dimples or cottege cheese. FACT Here’s 2 pics to see for yourself and yes they’ve both been Photoshoped. One’s just worse than the other. Notice the difference in her legs.

She keeps forgetting to photoshop around the elbow. The arm doesn’t make sense.- nik

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Tampa Sorority Girl Thinks Shes Hot

April 13, 2011 South Florida, Tampa 12

Tampa Sorority girl thinks she is hottest girl ever

Tampa Sorority girl thinks she is hottest girl ever

Tampa Sorority girl thinks she is hottest girl ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl rags on better looking girls calling them nasty haha what’s your verdict?

She should consider bangs to try and hide that 6head, she can’t really do anything about her formless body or eerie smile.- nik

**For all you brainiacs out there that’s a No

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Make Sure You Come To Winghouse When In Tampa Nik

March 7, 2011 South Florida, Tampa 21

More Winghouse

More Winghouse

More Winghouse

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is some more proof that you and your staff need to come eat at Winghouse instead of Hooters when you are in town this weekend.  The girls are way more attractive and way funner to be around.  Can’t wait to party with you Friday and Saturday Nik,  DA Strong.

Not into natural looking chicks… too much back fat.- nik

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