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Dirtiest Manwhore In The Midwest

November 29, 2012 Southern, St. Louis 98

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this boy right here is one of the NASTIEST in the midwest. Like cmon, how could any girl be attracted to those catepillars he calls eyebrows? He has slept with over 200 women incuding his teachers because he is a big fat whore. Its funny though because anytime a girl cheats on him he calls them a slut, when its him who is dirty and nasty. Last I heard he had the c**p and was spreading it to every girl under 18 on the east side of the river.someone needs to tell LEVI that he is not the shit, but rather looks like shit.

Girls love a fellow photoshopper.- nik

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P Boy 2011

January 19, 2011 Dirty Predator, San Antonio, Southern 37

Pussy Boy 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is JD a dead beat dad of my twins. He has never payed for $1 of my kids life. He lives as he a a big timer when every one who knows he is small (in every cataloger) if you know what i mean. He sleeps with minors he is way over 30 & still trying to find girls in strip clubs….Nik put this PSSY MAMAS BOY on blast!

I’m pretty sure the same thing was said about the last 4 or 5 guys I’ve seen in Ed Farty.  Therefore people who wear Ed Farty have small gregs…I decided.- nik

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Crazy Stalker Seeks Popularity

July 26, 2010 New Orleans, Southern 12

Crazy Stalker seeks Popularity

Crazy Stalker seeks Popularity

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Last year during the summer i started chatting online with this guy Jimmy Paiz. He expressed to me that he liked me and wanted to date me but i was in a relationship and i didnt know this guy from anywhere. He then proceded to inform me of his DJ skills. He asked if i could put him on throughout the city because i am a promoter. LOL I told him i would help out once i herd some of his mixes. Etc. I istened to his mix down and it was wack. My boyfriend and i broke up in August. I started talking to Jimmy via computer because he was in Iraq. When he came home he called for me to come get him but i refused because again i did not know this man. I was staying in a hotel while in town and he came to meet me one day. (my brother’s room was right across the hall) With him came weed, alcohol, and pills. I was blown away. After meeting him in person I explained to him that i didnt approve of that type of behavior and that we couldn’t continue to meet up for even small talk. We were supposed to be talking business about him becoming a possible investor for my company and things of that nature. Instead he had drugs and getting high on the brain. He became furious and started threatening me here and there calling my phone repeatedly which he still does and posting things all over the place. This guy went from nobody caring about the little spanish DJ wanna be to this guy is spreading bad vibes about you all over town V as herd from several people. He lies and claims i stole money from him that he owed me for running up my phone bill while in Iraq. This guy would call me all day long. I used to say “do you ever work?”. This guy is trying to build his reputation by destroying mine and needs to be put on front street. Please help. Thanks.

He was clearly just trying to sleep with you, drugs an alcohol woulda made it easy if you were a sloot…also what do you think people use online chatting for?? You should try looking elsewhere for guys.- nik

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SIU Beer Pong Slam Dunk

February 25, 2010 Southern, Southern Illinois University 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Beer Pong Slam Dunk, Bro’s At their best–Nik do you hear with these kids are listening too-G.

What is so cool about that?- nik

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NOLA Barbie’s Pack Of Crayons

July 9, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so barbie got a new promotion at work.. this was from her “surprise party” for it.. so nik how many guys you think she slept with to get the promotion?? and yes she does like the purple crayon.

I bet far left only got to watch, for safety concerns.- nik


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Hottest In NOLA?

June 24, 2009 LSU, New Orleans, Southern, The Dirty 149


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is time for more of New Orleans’ “Social Butterflies” (so they think) to be put on blast. They claim that they are the hottest girls in Nola and everyone wants to be like them.

Roll call:  Left bottom is fat, Center bottom is long in the face, Right bottom has Popeye arms, Top left has fat chipmunk cheeks, Center top is artificial intelligence and Right top has a witch chin.- nik

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Woman Attacked With Sausage At IHOP

June 18, 2009 LSU, New Orleans, Southern, The Dirty 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: ( - Alexandria Police charged Jose Morales, 42, of 227 Mary Hill Road, Pineville, with second-degree battery for allegedly hitting a co-worker in the face with a hot sausage Sunday morning.

Police reported being called to the International House of Pancakes, 2715 MacArthur Drive, at 10:30 a.m. where they found the victim with a large burn on the right side of her face that was starting to blister. According to the police report, the victim said she was not immediately aware that she had been hit in the face by “a hot, greasy sausage.”

Another employee alleged that she saw Morales throw the sausage at the victim as she was standing on the other side of a high counter from him, according to the police report.

Since when has throwing your meat around against the law?- nik

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Lil Wayne’s Biggest Fan?

June 9, 2009 Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Southern, The Dirty 103



There is no such thing as life in prison.- nik

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