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Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Woman Attacked With Sausage At IHOP

June 18, 2009 LSU, New Orleans, Southern, The Dirty 17 8,932 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: (thetowntalk.com) - Alexandria Police charged Jose Morales, 42, of 227 Mary Hill Road, Pineville, with second-degree battery for allegedly hitting a co-worker in the face with a hot sausage Sunday morning.

Police reported being called to the International House of Pancakes, 2715 MacArthur Drive, at 10:30 a.m. where they found the victim with a large burn on the right side of her face that was starting to blister. According to the police report, the victim said she was not immediately aware that she had been hit in the face by “a hot, greasy sausage.”

Another employee alleged that she saw Morales throw the sausage at the victim as she was standing on the other side of a high counter from him, according to the police report.

Since when has throwing your meat around against the law?- nik



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Lil Wayne’s Biggest Fan?

June 9, 2009 Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Southern, The Dirty 103 8,600 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY, IM SPEECHLESS! LIKE WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT TO YOUR FACE! HOW IS HE EVER GOING TO MAKE A LIFE FOR HIMSELF LOOKING LIKE THAT?? WOAHHH.

There is no such thing as life in prison.- nik



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Hottest Chick At LSU

May 8, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, Southern, The Dirty 75 5,907 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ali is by far the hottest girl at LSU. Even if you say you wouldn’t…we all know you would.

Answer:  No, I wouldn’t and I think she needs to be a DIRTY CELEB… I think her name should be “Optical Illusion” or O-ill for short because she is all face.  Her rack is real and they probably hit the floor swiffer style.  Sorry, but I cannot sacrifice my Greg for this chick.

**DIRTY ARMY, feel free to send more picture of O-ill.



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J.P. Convict

May 1, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 32 7,143 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mr. Glynn. He got out of jail not that long ago. I bet he was a punk up in there. He thinks he looks so good, and stays checking out guys, but claims it’s a joke. Yeah right. If he thinks he looks so good why is every bitch he dates either a hoe or fuc*in ugly? He claims to rep Kenner City, please! Just because you live in Kenner doesn’t mean you need to rep it. He thinks he has so many friends. All him and his friends do is talk sh*t about each other and mess with each other girls. He is so lame, he talks about everyone behind their back and then denies it because he knows he would get his ass whooped. He is always claiming to be so hard and like he’s about whatever, but when it comes down to it he’s not.

That’s what happens once you have touched another man’s Greg.- nik



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U.G.L.Y.

April 30, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 20 5,624 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK,THIS GIRL THINKS SHES THE HOTTEST SH*T AROUND, AND THAT SHE CAN HATE ON EVERYONE ELSE..WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT SHE IS IDENTICAL WITH A RAT?

Is she on drugs?- nik



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Keeps It In The Family

April 29, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 47 7,538 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey NIK, this is mayda.(the h*e on the right) Let me tell you about this h*e. She got kicked out of her house and moved in with her boyfriend and while her boyfriend was away she was f*ckin his brother and got pregnant by him. Disappeared and came back to f*ck with every guy she can get her hands on and still f*cks with her baby’s daddy. So all you guys be aware you don’t want to catch something from this h*e. Now NIK, I ask you would you?

Answer: No, not for all of the money in the world.



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