Southern | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Hottest Chick At LSU

May 8, 2009 Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, Southern, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ali is by far the hottest girl at LSU. Even if you say you wouldn’t…we all know you would.

Answer:  No, I wouldn’t and I think she needs to be a DIRTY CELEB… I think her name should be “Optical Illusion” or O-ill for short because she is all face.  Her rack is real and they probably hit the floor swiffer style.  Sorry, but I cannot sacrifice my Greg for this chick.

**DIRTY ARMY, feel free to send more picture of O-ill.

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J.P. Convict

May 1, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 32

J.P. Convict

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mr. Glynn. He got out of jail not that long ago. I bet he was a punk up in there. He thinks he looks so good, and stays checking out guys, but claims it’s a joke. Yeah right. If he thinks he looks so good why is every bitch he dates either a hoe or fuc*in ugly? He claims to rep Kenner City, please! Just because you live in Kenner doesn’t mean you need to rep it. He thinks he has so many friends. All him and his friends do is talk sh*t about each other and mess with each other girls. He is so lame, he talks about everyone behind their back and then denies it because he knows he would get his ass whooped. He is always claiming to be so hard and like he’s about whatever, but when it comes down to it he’s not.

That’s what happens once you have touched another man’s Greg.- nik

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April 30, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 20



Is she on drugs?- nik

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Keeps It In The Family

April 29, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 47

Keeps it in the family

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey NIK, this is mayda.(the h*e on the right) Let me tell you about this h*e. She got kicked out of her house and moved in with her boyfriend and while her boyfriend was away she was f*ckin his brother and got pregnant by him. Disappeared and came back to f*ck with every guy she can get her hands on and still f*cks with her baby’s daddy. So all you guys be aware you don’t want to catch something from this h*e. Now NIK, I ask you would you?

Answer: No, not for all of the money in the world.

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Alley Quieff

April 29, 2009 Clemson, New Orleans, Southern 43

Alley Quieff

THE DIRTY ARMY: dis iz alley aka the quieffa… be aware boyz she luvz to pee on boiz lapz nd she f*ckz guyz so dey wnt leave her nd she dumb nd fckin fugly i herd she a lil bushy down der to. nik, she belongz wit da apes nd she thnkz her sh*t dnt stink she thnkz she the coolest persn eva to.

Here is a perfect example why America needs to reform education.- nik

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Killer Kelly

April 28, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 261

KILLER kelly

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is KILLER kelly. everyone help me out here and tell me what you really think of this one.

How tall is that dude, like 5 foot?- nik

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Crackhead “Cowgirl”

April 21, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 20



THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just want some feedback on this one… Would you?

Answer: You can’t be serious.

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Happy Crayon

April 17, 2009 New Orleans, Noodle Nation, Southern 8

The Purple greg is happy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Purple Greg is really Happy with this chubby smelly stripper.

I bet that is her post-Photoshop poster behind him.- nik


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