THE DIRTY ARMY: dis iz alley aka the quieffa… be aware boyz she luvz to pee on boiz lapz nd she f*ckz guyz so dey wnt leave her nd she dumb nd fckin fugly i herd she a lil bushy down der to. nik, she belongz wit da apes nd she thnkz her sh*t dnt stink she thnkz she the coolest persn eva to.

Here is a perfect example why America needs to reform education.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is KILLER kelly. everyone help me out here and tell me what you really think of this one.

How tall is that dude, like 5 foot?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just want some feedback on this one… Would you?

Answer: You can’t be serious.

THE DIRTY ARMY: The hoe in yellow hair is the nastiest sl*t that has ever walked the streets of new orleans! Her noodle friend is stinky. Would you ?MASTER NIK? She like’s the drugs and drug dealers. She has to get a hook up somehow. She will f*ck any man or woman married or not.

Her friend is so fat I almost couldn’t smell the noodles.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have seen you say Louisiana has no pretty women. I disagree. This girl is beautiful, sweet, and cool as shit. Would you?