Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Not such a star

March 25, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 39 8,562 Views

Not such a STAR

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this, my friend, is Star. Well thats what she goes by. She is a dirty skank who cheats on everyone, leads people on, breaks hearts, and lies about her sexuality. She claims she loves everyone she dates, but she ends up hurting them all. She talks alot of sh*t, and thinks she is the most perfect thing on earth. She thinks because shes pretty she can walk all over everyone else, but what she doesnt realize is alot of people don’t like her. She needs to look in a mirror before she makes accusations.

I think those Sharpie eyes would shatter any mirror.- nik



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Fake Baller

March 24, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 15 8,390 Views

FAKE BALLA

THE DIRTY ARMY: THIS DUCK A$$ MOTHA FU^K@ IS BOUT A BROKE DUDE ALL HE DO IS F**K WITH THEM DUMA$$ SK%%ZA H*O$ WHO THINK HE SUMTIN.

Looks like someone watched 8 Mile way too much.- nik



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Wannabe Scene Sl*t

March 23, 2009 LSU, New Orleans, Southern 46 5,443 Views

 

wanabe scene sl*t

THE DIRTY ARMY: h*e. sk*nk. sl*t. c*nt. b*tch.she is twofaced as f*ck.she will suck your d*ck if you have known her for at least three hours.

I would not let my Greg within ten yards of this piggy.- nik



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Saints Offensive Line

March 23, 2009 LSU, New Orleans, Southern 49 1 Views

SAINTS OFFENSIVE LINE

THE DIRTY ARMY: This here is the bouncers at that world famouse honeys,they be lovin on all the purple crayons there,doesnt the one on the left look like a pit bull,WHERE THE RED CUP!! OHH ONE MORE THING TAKE BATHS YA SMELL LIKE FISH.

Bouncers? Is that because their fat bounces around the place?- nik



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A Real Man

March 20, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 3 8,149 Views

a REAL man

THE DIRTY ARMY: OKAY SO THIS LITTLE H*E RITE HEA IS REALLY A DUDE! dis thing think he can wear gurl outfits and everyone be okay with it! he a punk! he used to go to my school and tease on all the gay and weirdos (including me) and now he outta school so he think he can do it himself now!! WAT A F*CKN D*CK!! HE WANNA PEE IN MY B*TT.

Even your grammar smells like noodles.- nik



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Stripper From St. Bernard

March 20, 2009 New Orleans, Southern, Would You? 62 9,735 Views

new-orleans-stripper

THE DIRTY ARMY: SO THIS IS STRIPPER  LACIE FROM CHALMETTE. WHO HAS 4 DIFFERENT KIDS FROM 4 DIFFERENT DADDYS. TWO ARE WHITE AND 2 ARE MIXED WITH BLACK. I THINK THIS B!TCH DESERVES TO BE ON THE DIRTY CAUSE SHE IS F**KIN DIRTY! AS U CAN SEE FROM THESE PICTURES SHE MAKES ALOT OF MONEY RIGHT??? LMAO! WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT? SO NIK WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, She needs to lose about twenty five pounds and get a head transplant.



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