Southern | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

SGM?? More Like STD!!

March 11, 2009 New Orleans, Southern, Would You? 76

smg??no std!

THE DIRTY ARMY: sky thinks she is a gangsta. she wears shoes that are way big for her. and she is always “peacing” out people. she is know for bein easy. she sleeps around alot. she had sex with the ugliest nastiest guy down here, names austin.


Real SGM don’t take lame MySpace photos all day.- nik

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Like Shooting Fish in a Barrel

March 10, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 54

what u think?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, this guy thinks he is the sh*t. He swears he can get any girl he wants..

Getting a girl with thunders like that in NOLA is like scoring at the prom.- nik

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Joeys Of The World

March 9, 2009 Southern 1

Joeys of the world

Joeys of the world

THE DIRTY ARMY: his name is joey!!! he likes to beat on women and f*ck all the girls he can get his hands on…even some guys!. his girlfriend nowadays looks like a  football player with big shoulders and an overbite lol. he still lives with his mommy and doesnt support his kids ;( he cheats on his girlfriend constantly but shes too stupid to notice!~ uh oh shame shame shame. oh and he has h*rp*s and doesnt tell anyone he sleeps with!! by the way the girlfriend is on the left.

How does he beat one women? He’s more scrawny than me.- nik

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March 6, 2009 LSU, New Orleans, Southern, Would You?, Xavier 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this little vixen from LA thinks you are hott. So, seriously, would you?

Answer: No. I’m not into flat albinos.- nik


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National Health Warning

March 6, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Harvard, Hawaii, Honolulu, SDSU, South Florida, Southern, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, University Of Central Florida, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis, University of Miami, University Of Montana, University Of South Carolina, University Of Virginia, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, Vanderbilt, VCU, Villanova, Virginia Tech, Washington State, Western Kentucky, Western Michigan, Xavier, Yale 6

The gift that keeps on giving.- nik

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White Trash

March 5, 2009 New Orleans, Southern, Xavier 34

White Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Tommi-Lynn. You can already tell she dirty just by lookin at her. She thinks she can get anyone but she cant get sh*t. not even true friends. shes a b*tch and she thinks shes better then everyone. what does that show? she walks around thinking her hair looks good when its nappy as fk. an she thinks her t*tties are huge, when they not. an when i hug her, there hard as a rock; FAKKEE!!! u would never catch me inside of her. 

She should have gotten rhino first. That thing is ridiculous.- nik

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Big Head Jr

March 4, 2009 LSU, Southern 2

big head jr

THE DIRTY ARMY: this is jr and his friend cesar at masquerades i swear to god jr has a big f*kn head n FAT A*** neck he needs to get the fuc* and stop trying to holla at me i dont wanna have ur baby ugly @ss boy for real dont become friends with him hell try to make u sleep over n try to have sex with u real stuff.

I wonder which one pitches and which one catches?- nik

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Chalmette’s Finest

February 27, 2009 New Orleans, Southern 34

chalmettes finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ima let u handle this one….

G-Girl face is spreading faster than syphilis in a sorority house.- nik

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