Stanford | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Andrew Luck Is An Idiot

January 7, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Stanford, The Dirty 65

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you believe Andrew Luck is skipping the NFL Draft and he would have been the #1 pick hands down.  What an idiot I think to myself, what if he gets hurt?  He is basically saying I don’t want 50 million dollars next year, id rather learn and be a nerd.  Like seriously what the hell is his problem?

He deserves to get injured now. The window of opportunity waits for no one.- nik

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Lying Douche Nozzel

September 21, 2010 San Jose, Stanford 7

Lying douche nozzel/ alleged rapist

Lying douche nozzel/ alleged rapist

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I need your help putting this lying, retarded douchebag on blast! This is John Burns (if that’s his real name), the most sorry excuse for a penis I have ever seen. Me and a girl friend met him at a bar, and he started spitting all sorts of whack game at her. He started by saying he was the owner of a nudist resort in the Santa Cruz Mountains (He eventually said he owned a third. That went from owning the restaurant on the resort, now he claims to be the kitchen manager). He then bragged that he owned 2 Jaguars (He owns one). What I don’t get is why would someone brag about owning a Jaguar? It’s a total old lady car!! He also originally told us he was married once before (turned out to be twice), and he owned a pot far (another total lie, as there were no crops to be found). All this douche does is throw whack ass parties at his resort (where underaged kids show up and get f*cked up on drugs), and use people for drugs. Worst of all, he claims to be 32 years old. COME ON!! He’s 45 if he’s a day! He allegedly slips roofies into girls drinks and sleeps with them.He promises people the world, and never delivers. He is currently under legal suspicion of raping a girl at the resort. Oh, and he’s 5’2. Anyhow, time to show the world what a sorry waste of a Y-Chromosone that John Burns is!!

I’m no tranny expert, but, that guy is definitely grabbing the pec of a large wigged man.  Go get’em sailor.- nik

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California Chick

March 9, 2010 San Jose, Stanford, Would You? 21

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, I think you would agree when  I say that california girls are the best, and better yet a brunette. This girl is all natural and cute as can be, so Nik would you?

Answer: no.  Her chin comes to a point and body is a little thick.

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As If San Jose Couldn’t Get Any Worse

March 4, 2010 San Jose, Stanford 5

As if San jose couldn't get any worse

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, just when I thought San Jose couldn’t get moe douchebaggy, I stumble across this at Westfield Valley Fair. Come spring, I’m thinking about renouncing my US citizenship and move abroad ( I was gonna say I’d move to France, but then I remembered Christian Audigay is from France).

These stores will be gone in a year from the opening date.- nik


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Izz Is The Bizz

September 10, 2009 Dirty Cheerleaders, Stanford, Tampa 24

Izz is the Bizz


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl named Izzy (Izabella). She is crazy smart and are was a cheerleader at Morehead State University. She will be a Sophmore this school season and is 19 years old. Tell me if you think she is hott are not.

She has a decent body… but I give it 2 more seasons before she looks late 30′s.- nik

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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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The Dirty Immunity Tour 2009

June 16, 2009 Berkeley, Sacramento, San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford 11

sfflyer1Come hang out with me on June 18th at Aura as The Dirty Immunity Tour comes to Pleasanton.- nik

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Is She Hidding A Greg

May 14, 2009 Stanford 1

kelsey-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know why guys wrap their junk up as a present but why is Kelsey wearing this outfit.  Could it be that this butch chick is hidding a Greg.  I have always wondered why she is such a c*ck tease and a really big tom boy.

Receiving that package would be worse than getting an envelope filled with anthrax in the mail.- nik

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