THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl named Izzy (Izabella). She is crazy smart and are was a cheerleader at Morehead State University. She will be a Sophmore this school season and is 19 years old. Tell me if you think she is hott are not.

She has a decent body… but I give it 2 more seasons before she looks late 30′s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

Come hang out with me on June 18th at Aura as The Dirty Immunity Tour comes to Pleasanton.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know why guys wrap their junk up as a present but why is Kelsey wearing this outfit.  Could it be that this butch chick is hidding a Greg.  I have always wondered why she is such a c*ck tease and a really big tom boy.

Receiving that package would be worse than getting an envelope filled with anthrax in the mail.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Tara or TL as her friends call her.  Poor thing thinks she is gunna be in Playboy someday, this picture even does this girl justice, she has a much smaller head in real life.  This b*tch thinks she is hot she will go up to any guy even if a girl is there and try and pull some sl*t move, she usually has to settle for beat fat dudes who are just mesmorized by her boobs which she flashes everywhere…Nik this girl needs a reality check, I know you wouldn’t but would you??

Answer: No, she has the gut the size of texas, andI think Hef would laugh in her face if he saw this.

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my homegirl kickin it with ice T and his wife at her crib in san fran. her dad is good friends with him. figured id get your thoughts in the OG himself, lol.

I think it’s funny how 15 years ago his claim to fame was “Cop Killer” and now you can catch him playing a cop on Law and Order nightly. Sellout.- nik