Stanford | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

A Girl Can Dream

May 14, 2009 Stanford, Would You? 28

taralyn-tl-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Tara or TL as her friends call her.  Poor thing thinks she is gunna be in Playboy someday, this picture even does this girl justice, she has a much smaller head in real life.  This b*tch thinks she is hot she will go up to any guy even if a girl is there and try and pull some sl*t move, she usually has to settle for beat fat dudes who are just mesmorized by her boobs which she flashes everywhere…Nik this girl needs a reality check, I know you wouldn’t but would you??

Answer: No, she has the gut the size of texas, andI think Hef would laugh in her face if he saw this.

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Ice T Is A Sellout

May 13, 2009 San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my homegirl kickin it with ice T and his wife at her crib in san fran. her dad is good friends with him. figured id get your thoughts in the OG himself, lol.

I think it’s funny how 15 years ago his claim to fame was “Cop Killer” and now you can catch him playing a cop on Law and Order nightly. Sellout.- nik

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Guitar Hero

May 13, 2009 Stanford 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Spenser R*y.  This guy is playing guitar hero naked need I say more.

I feel like his head is on the wrong body.- nik

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Gay Luv In Tha Club

May 7, 2009 San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these guys thought they were pimpin big at the club but they didnt seem to realize that two dudes laying together is gayer than gay.

Poster boys for the gays.- nik

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Would You?

May 6, 2009 San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford, Would You? 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, would you with either of them? or maybe both? theyre my roomates, freaky as hell ;)

Answer: No. Brunette has fat arms and I’m not into firecrotches.

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Real Or Fake SGM?

May 5, 2009 San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, is she real or fake SGM?


SHE is definitely a he, and regardless of gender, that is the wierdest shaped face I think I’ve ever seen.- nik

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Fat Joe

May 1, 2009 San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, id like to introduce you to Joe, one of the biggest players in san fran. dont let his size fool you, hes slept around with plenty of hot ass. He always has girls crawling all over him wherever he goes. he probably has and STD or something because of all the models hes been with so ladies watch out!

Joe, if your gonna try and submit yourself to try and look cool, at least use an annonymous email address that doesnt have your name in it. Just sayin’.- nik

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Another Myspace Creeper

April 30, 2009 San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this triflin fool always hits be up on myspace and wont leave me alone!! he thinks hes the sh*t and claims to be a reconrd producer but i know for a fact he aint nothin!! quit botherin son, it aint gonna happen!

That thing with the jacked up weave hugging him is a MAN! Dude is for the gays.- nik

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