THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Spenser R*y.  This guy is playing guitar hero naked need I say more.

I feel like his head is on the wrong body.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these guys thought they were pimpin big at the club but they didnt seem to realize that two dudes laying together is gayer than gay.

Poster boys for the gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, would you with either of them? or maybe both? theyre my roomates, freaky as hell

Answer: No. Brunette has fat arms and I’m not into firecrotches.

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, is she real or fake SGM?

FAKE SGM

SHE is definitely a he, and regardless of gender, that is the wierdest shaped face I think I’ve ever seen.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, id like to introduce you to Joe, one of the biggest players in san fran. dont let his size fool you, hes slept around with plenty of hot ass. He always has girls crawling all over him wherever he goes. he probably has and STD or something because of all the models hes been with so ladies watch out!

Joe, if your gonna try and submit yourself to try and look cool, at least use an annonymous email address that doesnt have your name in it. Just sayin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this triflin fool always hits be up on myspace and wont leave me alone!! he thinks hes the sh*t and claims to be a reconrd producer but i know for a fact he aint nothin!! quit botherin son, it aint gonna happen!

That thing with the jacked up weave hugging him is a MAN! Dude is for the gays.- nik