THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Mr. happy in the middle real or fake SGM?
Real SGM dont wear little girl shirts with hearts on them.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these asshats spent the whole night hitting on me and my girls (like they ever had a chance). they couldnt take a hint and were just a tad bit too touchy for ANY girl. these creeps are dirrrrty material nik!!
They look wasted, they probably all shared a Zima, they didnt know what they were doing, give em a free pass on this one.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this guy always emails me his modeling pics, i think hes ugly as hell and trying too hard and is purrfect dirty material!!
He looks like a gay version of Tom DeLonge.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this creeper jumped in our pic and he stunk like hell. can you tell how freaked out I am (I’m the one in the middle), lol!
Yes, and I can also tell you that you need +2′s and a better wig. Just sayin’.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, do we have two guys and one girl here.. or three dudes? i cant tell, can you?
Do you even need to ask? Dudes across the board. Aside, I don’t know whats gayer, the beer pong picture or the black-lite Bob Marley poster.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these douches think theyre two of the biggest pimps around stanford but theyre really just clowns who bang out ugly girls.. and we all know ugly chicks dont count!
Dude, why in the hell is douchehawks head in his boys lap? For the GAYS!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Elisabeth AKA “Ballerina Nymph” aka the biggest c*ke/party whore in sf… she’ll do just about anything with anyone for a line of some good sh!t! Not to mention if you have a lambourghini she’ll have sex with you just to get a picture. She used to be a hooker at one point until she met the guy she currently lives with, her bf “sunny” some trust fund baby from Thailand. He supports her tacky yet expensive fashion…. Guys beware… i wouldn’t touch this gal with a 100 foot pole… Not to metion she has HPV. It’s sad because her parents are pretty well off but she just ended up to be such a damn wh*re… Proves money can’t buy happiness.
No, but it does buy some much needed lipo.- nik