THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Mr. happy in the middle real or fake SGM?

FAKE SGM

Real SGM dont wear little girl shirts with hearts on them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these asshats spent the whole night hitting on me and my girls (like they ever had a chance). they couldnt take a hint and were just a tad bit too touchy for ANY girl. these creeps are dirrrrty material nik!!

They look wasted, they probably all shared a Zima, they didnt know what they were doing, give em a free pass on this one.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this guy always emails me his modeling pics, i think hes ugly as hell and trying too hard and is purrfect dirty material!!

He looks like a gay version of Tom DeLonge.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this creeper jumped in our pic and he stunk like hell. can you tell how freaked out I am (I’m the one in the middle), lol!

Yes, and I can also tell you that you need +2′s and a better wig. Just sayin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, do we have two guys and one girl here.. or three dudes? i cant tell, can you?

Do you even need to ask? Dudes across the board. Aside, I don’t know whats gayer, the beer pong picture or the black-lite Bob Marley poster.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these douches think theyre two of the biggest pimps around stanford but theyre really just clowns who bang out ugly girls.. and we all know ugly chicks dont count!

Dude, why in the hell is douchehawks head in his boys lap? For the GAYS!- nik