Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Classy Girls, Would You?

April 10, 2009 Stanford, Would You? 7 5,501 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Brittnay and Brooke, they are classy,  smart and beautiful.

Answer: No. They look like they are from The Shining.



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SF Local Party Wh*re!!

April 9, 2009 San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford 23 9,900 Views

SF Local Party Whore!!

 

 

SF Local Party Whore!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Elisabeth AKA “Ballerina Nymph” aka the biggest c*ke/party whore in sf… she’ll do just about anything with anyone for a line of some good sh!t! Not to mention if you have a lambourghini she’ll have sex with you just to get a picture. She used to be a hooker at one point until she met the guy she currently lives with, her bf “sunny” some trust fund baby from Thailand. He supports her tacky yet expensive fashion…. Guys beware… i wouldn’t touch this gal with a 100 foot pole… Not to metion she has HPV. It’s sad because her parents are pretty well off but she just ended up to be such a damn wh*re… Proves money can’t buy happiness.

No, but it does buy some much needed lipo.- nik



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Golden State Dancers Would You?

April 8, 2009 San Francisco, San Jose, Stanford, Would You? 14 9,275 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the Warriors dancers would you?

Answer: No. Notice the leg cross, definitely Greg tuckers.



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HB Trout

April 4, 2009 Berkeley, Chico State, Huntington Beach, Newport, Stanford, The Dirty 61 7,184 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: How the hell has Art Ted*sco not been on this site? This old trout runs around Huntington Beach like he owns the place. You can normally find him at Killarney’s acting like he is the owner when actually he just “promotes” stupid crap like Gong Show Karaoke. hahaha.He surrounds himself with rather beat chicks thinking it makes him look cool….buys some drinks trying to look like a pimp.I’m pretty sure he’s a dad, but I have no clue when he sees his kid(s) as he’s always running around HB. Did I mention he’s about 5’4″? Art, the spiky hair doesnt take away from the lagging hairline.

Do you think that Cougar matched her hot pink bra to her hair on purpose?- nik



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Nice Outfit

April 3, 2009 Stanford 2 8,440 Views

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THE DIRYT ARMY: Hey Nik this is Jess.  I don’t know exactly what she was supposed to be in this pic it was a theme party, she was one of the few who dressed up. This girl pretends to be a good girl she looks and acts like a soccer mom but is as sl*tty as can be.  You know if you wear a towel with no bra to a frat party that your asking to get f*cked and pretty much telling the world your a wh*re.

Was it also an ugly theme?- nik



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Exchange Students

April 1, 2009 Stanford, UCLA 0 1 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik these hotties are fresh off the boat from Tokyo…They are being treated well so far with trouts spoiling them left and right, I think one has been given a car, they have been corrupted by LA.   

The girl on the right looks like she got beat in the face with a wok.- nik



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