TCU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Things Are Bigger In Texas, Even Hack Jobs

July 11, 2009 Austin, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty 19


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here are some more pictures of the girl with the hack-job. Seriously…the girl has her nipples hanging out ALL the time. She is always making out with beat chicks and taking pictures of it. What female would want to make out with this? Her boobs are the only thing that make her look like she has any curves at all…her calves are the size of most females arms. Her biceps are wrist size. It’s kind of disturbing. I am starting to wonder if the girl eats anything! I am also starting to wonder if her boobs stay like that when she doesn’t have a shirt on!

She sure does put a lot of stress on her +2′s… maybe because one is bigger than the other and she is trying to hide it.- nik

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Ed Farty Hits New Low

June 15, 2009 Dallas, Houston, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Man how low can you go taken at a shell gas station / taco bell super classy right next to the $1 tall boys. Willis Texas that’s in the country..

No one is going to buy it. Nothing can sell in the shadow of glorious Hat & T-shirt combos.- nik

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Shim Water?

May 15, 2009 Dallas, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, Travolta 9

True Alien of Dallas?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Travolta’s models just seem to be getting worse and worse!! WTF is that turquois thing on the right???

When will the FDA step in and prevent that water from more turning more girls into Shims?

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TT Swim Team, Would You?

May 14, 2009 TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, Would You? 19


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pic is a little old, but would you with any of them back then?

Answer: No. But I can tell you the far right is the slowest. Nice anchors.- nik

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May 13, 2009 Dallas, Dirty Horses, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM 41



THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Shakera/Shay, Why did she have to change her name a move AGAIN, because no body in dallas/San Antonio/Hunnington beach or VEGAS likes her she starts drama, tells lies, and thinks she is the hottest sh*t on planet earth. She fat or pregnant you never know with her she post it on myspace that she was expecting all a sudden you see her out drinking, This girl looks like a mix between a horse and a cow the only thing she has going for her is a boobs and she didnt even buy those. Gargle B!tch YEE-HA!

I didn’t know horses liked water?- nik

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Man Wh*re

May 12, 2009 Dallas, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche is an STD magnet.  His name is Johnny and he will f*ck anyone who compliments his body, actually I take that back he f*cks anyone who just wants to f*ck him.  This guy sounds like a total creepy loser when he talks to girls he is a complete moron and relies on girls messaging him wanting to f*ck with his myspace and facebook pics.  Lets just say his girls aren’t the best looking girls he takes pretty much any girl who messages him, young, short, medium, tall , heavy

Does he have a front tramp stamp? For the gays.- nik

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Banging Club

May 6, 2009 TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM 3

he she

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls are CLUB HOODRATS! Lets start with the one in purple Her name is LAURA she has 3 kids she got pregnant w her 1st one at 13! both her lil girls stay with her baby daddy and she never visits them or sees them. They cry for her at night. Her son who she favors over her daughters. Stays with her monday night -wed morning. She hits up every singe club her HOT SPOT is club Allure. She hooks up with random guys although she looks like one her self. If you buy her drinks your guarnteed to get laid! The one in black is her best friend/girlfriend Alicia they make out with eachother for drinks and have threesomes with eachother and random guys. The lil one in Blue in Nancy Lauras lil sister she idolizes her big sister so much she got knocked up at 14 and lives with her and dont care for her son either! They Think that they are hot shit and Fine if you look at all thier myspace you will see they are conceded. PLEASE HELP PUT THESE ALVIN WH*RES ON BLAST! HOUSTON NEEDS TO BE WARNED THAT THEY ARE TRASH AND UNFIT MOTHERS!

Was this picture taken at noon? Where is everybody?- nik

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The Keg Killer

April 24, 2009 TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, THIS MY FRIEND, IS MR. NIKKO AKA, “THE KEG KILLER”. DON’T INVITE HIM TO YOUR PARTY IF YOU WANT THE KEG DRAINED….this all of course is the opposite of this individual….he gets tanked on one beer.

Killer bracelets. I thought the lei was bad…100% for the Gays.- nik

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