THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are a couple girls from Texas State Girls….
You’ll never be on Playboy’s list when admissions is this lenient.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Brian again with his douche bag friends! This is what they call the party bus. They like to get young girls to come on so that they can get them drunk and have sex with them. They are all disgusting and any girl should stay far far away. The bus has been coined the STD bus for a reason.
They should spend less on partying and more money on Rogaine. The crops are withering.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, oh gosh… where do i start with this b*tch. first off, her name is emily, i’ve seen her on here once before, and this wh*re thinks she is God’s greatest gift to earth. she lives in river oaks and thinks she can just f*cking walk into any club and people will just bow down to her. i’m pretty sure you’re the BIGGEST club rat sk*nk known to man kind, knowing you’ve f*cked bouncers, promoters, AND their dealers. she hangs out at bond, vintage, rich’s and a lot of other trashy houston hot spots. as you can see from these amazing photos, she’s REAL classy. poor girl.
I really hope the existence of Pucker makes this trend die.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: so nik this guy has been trying to hook up wtih me and trying to get me to send him dirty pics but only has like the same pics for me so pretty sure this dudes just trying to scam me i’ve seen other myspaces with his pics so either he’s real and people wanna be hhim or he’s pulling sh*t with me help a girl out nik put this guy on blast so we can find the real dude.
He spray tans, he is definitely for the gays.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m sure that your crack staff of investigators have seen this but i thought that you’d like to view the ultimate Same-Face.
I’m not sure if even the Dirty Army would be able to find a pic of her without that ridiculous face.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS BEAT CHICK IS NEW TO UR SITE LETS GIVE HER A TOUR! HER NAME IS MAYRA AND SHE IS DATING THIS LITTLE SHIMP NAME ARTHUR. HE SEEMS LIKE HE TAKES CARE OF HIS FAMILY BUT HE CANT FIGHT WORTH SHIT HE GOT HIS AZZ BEAT BY ANOTHER SHIMP NAME ARTHUR THAT IS HER X LOL LOL LOL! WELL BACK TO HER SHE IS BEING PUT ON HERE BECAUSE THIS GIRL WRITES HOW SHE HAD TWO KIDS AND STILL LOOKS LIKE A ROCKSTAR OH AND SHE CLAIMS SHE IS A PRICNCESS?!?! SHE OVER LOADS ON THE EYE MAKEUP TO THE EXTREEM, CANT IMAGINE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT THE CAKE FACE? SHE WAS BORN AND RAISED STRAIGHT UP FROM THE FUNKIEST TRAILOR MANKIND HAS EVER MADE, THAT TRAILOR LOOKS LIKE IT WAS THE FIRST TRAILOR MADE! I GUESS NOW THAT SHE FINALLY MOVED OUT OF IT SHE IS A LITTLE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE? SAD! ALL I HAVE TO TELL HER WHEN SHE READS THIS IS B*T*CH BACK OFF MY FAMILY IS BETTER, MY HUSBAND OUT DOES YOUR SAD LITTLE SHIMP ANY TIME!
I think it’s time for that Shim to up the hormone supplements.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: You say there are no hot chicks in Houston but I think she is beautiful! So Would you?
Answer: No. She looks a little horsey in the face, can’t imagine how bad the rest is.
THE DIRTY ARMY: This douchebag is Anthony, aka Franco, aka sleeps with every chick in Houston and Dallas, regardless of age, race or creed. He’s a male stripper training to be a wrestler and thinks he can hit any girl he wants.
I think he just wants to grab sweaty men.- nik