Worst Red Lobster Customer Ever

September 10, 2013 Tennessee, The Dirty 365 94,339 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this happened at a Red Lobster in Tennessee. It makes me sick to my stomach someone would do this to another person. Red Lobster should release this customers name.

It looks like a David Welker from the signature. Definitely a Peyton Manning fan.- nik



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Former Tennessee Titan Cheerleader Accused Of Trying To Seduce A 12 Year Old Boy

July 7, 2013 Dirty Cheerleaders, Tennessee, The Dirty 70 91,302 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how crazy is this story?  This is Elizabeth (Leigh) Garner, she is a 42 year old former Tennessee Titan cheerleader who is accused of trying to seduce the preteen by fondling his penis and trying to pull down his pants. She allegedly followed the boy to the bathroom during a party at his parents’ house and, police say, asked if he’d “ever been with a woman.”  What is going on with the NFL and the cheerleaders?

She didn’t take the plea deal. Elizabeth is going to stand trial for allegedly offering a 12-year-old boy oral sex. Sounds like a money making book in her future.- nik



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Kyle Mass

June 21, 2013 Dirty Craigslist, Nashville, Tennessee 46 10,115 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: WHO: KYLE MAAS WHEN: NOW WHY: Because people need to know WHERE: MT. JULIET TN  WHAT: …….. If you know Kyle Maas you know he comes across as a smart, sarcastic, witty, intelligent individual. He is your typical tall, dark, and andsome charmer. He uses the “oh i own my own business” “i love to travel” “i snowboard” ” i love the outdoors” cards to get his women. Kyle Maas comes across as a guy who is as he would say “very picky” about what girls he chooses to be associated with and if you didn’t know him you would probably agree. What you all don’t know about Kyle is his one flaw that he doesn’t like to share with people. Kyle Maas has drd, and no I don’t mean drd of the mouth. He has GENITAL drd. I bet he never told you all about that secret. He chooses to not inform the girls he sleeps with that he has this disease because that would as he says “fck up his game”. Well for all you ladies out there who think Kyle is such a perfect catch remember  it doesn’t go away, for all you ladies out there who HAVE slept with Mr. Kyle Maas please go get yourselves tested, and for all the gentleman out there who have slept with any of these ladies who have slept with Kyle PLEASE GO GET YOURSELVES TESTED. KYLE MAAS YOUR SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED as it should be. As if that isn’t bad enough Kyle is known for cheating on every girlfriend he has ever had. He cheated on the girl he dated for almost 5 years with a 52 year old woman he met at a bar one night. He has slept with over 145 different girls, As long as “it has a vagina he will fck it. KYLE MAAS IS NASTY!!!!!!! For all the dudes out there, here is a List of some of the know girls he has been with. 1. Brooke Leichhardt – fat as fuk 2. Jessie Mason – whore who had a fiance 3. Jessi Turner – busted redhead bitch 4. Morgan Tomlinson – has drd, and was married at the time 5. Crystal Watters – ghetto bartender 6. Brittany Ussery – gave her drd  7. Allie Moffit – butter face 8. Alli Williamson – who hasent fuked her 9. Angie Mazzucchelli – big ole gal 10.Ryanne Rother – the old bitch 11. Katy Parris – friends girlfriend



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Give It To Me Straight

March 27, 2013 Nashville, Tennessee 3 7,115 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik. I’ve always wondered what sort of thing I could do to distract from my large forehead. Is there any sort of way to lower my hairline? I was also planning on fixing the tip of my nose, but I don’t know where to start. I included a recent photo to see if you could help?

Bangs!  If you have a puffy neck cut down on things that make you bloated and watch it shrink away.- nik



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Do You Like Her Changes

March 2, 2013 Hollywood, Tennessee, The Dirty 135 57,193 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik love the site. This girl was posted back in 2009 and wanted to update you guys.  She has since moved to Hollywood and has actually been in a few movies.  She is basically living the dream.  She now has some superb +2′s and as you can see has still maintained her pretty face. What do you think of all her changes and her new +2′s?

Next time just say that you took my advice and thank me instead of the self promotion.- nik



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Waka Flocka’s Brother Is Back

February 12, 2013 Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 4 79,008 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys rememeber Waka’s little brother Kson from Nashville?  Well he is back!!! Also rumored that he is messing around with one of Waka’s artist Star Murphy. I can’t believe he’s f*cking around with his brothers artist. Lets see how far he gets with this one!  That is not good for her career and it sucks to see how Kson is holding her back.

Is Star Murphy pregnant like Amber? They have the same stomach.- nik



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How Can I Get My Cousin Not To Be A Porta Potty

February 2, 2013 Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 19 82,597 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my cousin is a junior at UT and this summer I showed her TheDirty and we got our laughs on all the hilarious and ridiculous stuff on here. But lately, I think she’s becoming obsessed with becoming a porta potty. She sees the porta potties here and on instagram and sees their “glamorous” life and knows exactly what they do, but is still hellbent on becoming a porta potty. She’s in the pre-med track and has a lot going for her but is stressed out and struggling and thinks this is the only way to pay for med school. I thought it would be funny showing her this site, but now I think i’ve made a huge mistake. I really don’t want her to go down this route. It’s gross and dangerous. I know she reads this site. Can you help me convince her not to do this? Please?

I heard Vision models is the new PP agency… that’s what Hack told me.- nik



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Another Bristol Sloot

December 21, 2012 Tennessee, Vancouver-WA 3 5,336 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brandy, as you can see from the pictures she hangs out with Elizabeth who was just submitted. She has a child as well but it seems like she decided to not be a mom for the moment. She plays for both teams so she don’t even discriminate with gender. She has the gift that keeps on giving. So this is a warning to everyone in the Bristol VA/TN area, BE CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE.

That guy doesn’t like what he seeing either.- nik



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