Tennessee | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

I wonder what she wants for Christmas

December 23, 2013 Nashville, Tennessee 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Warning .. Her sister Sybille Whaley just got out of prison for k**ng her husband .. It’s hard to believe that someone would ever touch this unfortunate ogre .. What’s worse is the amount of untreated ‘s she carries. If you run into this chick just be sure you run as far as possible. Her psychotic behavior and family history of mental illness makes it impossible for this woman to accept any help or treatment of any sort. She refuses to treat any of her current conditions which include ***. Sabrina doesn’t care who she sleeps with and is broke jobless and staying in a trailer when she’s not taking selfies , you can find her at almost any place that has any pathetic cover band playing. She came to nashville looking for a rockstar and does whatever she can to act like she’s young again . Nik you be the judge.. What\’s your thoughts on this beauty ? I think she would kill to have someone like you.. For 39 years Sabrina does all that she can to live by her only life motto “support live music, sleep with a musician”

A face lift…- nik

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Army Solider Sarah Harris

December 4, 2013 San Diego, Tennessee 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik! This is Sarah Harris or Sraah Haus as she goes by on Facebook! She’s from San Diego but stationed in TN. She has slept with many married men in her short time in TN! She’s the type of girl that says “I hate hanging out with girls because they cause too much drama!” The real reason is she prefers to hangout with guys (especially) married ones because she likes to sleep around. She has already gotten in trouble with the army for sleeping with other married soldiers and she’s doing it again! Please put her ass on blast!

Solo chicks are never ‘one of the guys’.- nik

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Cheatin Forgys

October 24, 2013 Tennessee 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I caught these two qu*er’s sucking each other Curtis Hembree and Eddy Robinson.behind his place of buisness the back to wellness center in oak ridge tn plus i saw curtis riming eddy sick f*cking f*g’s spread the word.

Classic snake charmer.- nik

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Worst Red Lobster Customer Ever

September 10, 2013 Tennessee, The Dirty 365


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this happened at a Red Lobster in Tennessee. It makes me sick to my stomach someone would do this to another person. Red Lobster should release this customers name.

It looks like a David Welker from the signature. Definitely a Peyton Manning fan.- nik

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Former Tennessee Titan Cheerleader Accused Of Trying To Seduce A 12 Year Old Boy

July 7, 2013 Dirty Cheerleaders, Tennessee, The Dirty 77

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how crazy is this story?  This is Elizabeth (Leigh) Garner, she is a 42 year old former Tennessee Titan cheerleader who is accused of trying to seduce the preteen by fondling his penis and trying to pull down his pants. She allegedly followed the boy to the bathroom during a party at his parents’ house and, police say, asked if he’d “ever been with a woman.”  What is going on with the NFL and the cheerleaders?

She didn’t take the plea deal. Elizabeth is going to stand trial for allegedly offering a 12-year-old boy oral sex. Sounds like a money making book in her future.- nik

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Kyle Mass

June 21, 2013 Dirty Craigslist, Nashville, Tennessee 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: WHO: KYLE MAAS WHEN: NOW WHY: Because people need to know WHERE: MT. JULIET TN  WHAT: …….. If you know Kyle Maas you know he comes across as a smart, sarcastic, witty, intelligent individual. He is your typical tall, dark, and andsome charmer. He uses the “oh i own my own business” “i love to travel” “i snowboard” ” i love the outdoors” cards to get his women. Kyle Maas comes across as a guy who is as he would say “very picky” about what girls he chooses to be associated with and if you didn’t know him you would probably agree. What you all don’t know about Kyle is his one flaw that he doesn’t like to share with people. Kyle Maas has drd, and no I don’t mean drd of the mouth. He has GENITAL drd. I bet he never told you all about that secret. He chooses to not inform the girls he sleeps with that he has this disease because that would as he says “fck up his game”. Well for all you ladies out there who think Kyle is such a perfect catch remember  it doesn’t go away, for all you ladies out there who HAVE slept with Mr. Kyle Maas please go get yourselves tested, and for all the gentleman out there who have slept with any of these ladies who have slept with Kyle PLEASE GO GET YOURSELVES TESTED. KYLE MAAS YOUR SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED as it should be. As if that isn’t bad enough Kyle is known for cheating on every girlfriend he has ever had. He cheated on the girl he dated for almost 5 years with a 52 year old woman he met at a bar one night. He has slept with over 145 different girls, As long as “it has a vagina he will fck it. KYLE MAAS IS NASTY!!!!!!! For all the dudes out there, here is a List of some of the know girls he has been with. 1. Brooke Leichhardt – fat as fuk 2. Jessie Mason – whore who had a fiance 3. Jessi Turner – busted redhead bitch 4. Morgan Tomlinson – has drd, and was married at the time 5. Crystal Watters – ghetto bartender 6. Brittany Ussery – gave her drd  7. Allie Moffit – butter face 8. Alli Williamson – who hasent fuked her 9. Angie Mazzucchelli – big ole gal 10.Ryanne Rother – the old bitch 11. Katy Parris – friends girlfriend

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Give It To Me Straight

March 27, 2013 Nashville, Tennessee 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik. I’ve always wondered what sort of thing I could do to distract from my large forehead. Is there any sort of way to lower my hairline? I was also planning on fixing the tip of my nose, but I don’t know where to start. I included a recent photo to see if you could help?

Bangs!  If you have a puffy neck cut down on things that make you bloated and watch it shrink away.- nik

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Do You Like Her Changes

March 2, 2013 Hollywood, Tennessee, The Dirty 135


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik love the site. This girl was posted back in 2009 and wanted to update you guys.  She has since moved to Hollywood and has actually been in a few movies.  She is basically living the dream.  She now has some superb +2′s and as you can see has still maintained her pretty face. What do you think of all her changes and her new +2′s?

Next time just say that you took my advice and thank me instead of the self promotion.- nik

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