THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I got VD just from looking at this pic. I think the two flashing their butt cheeks slept with my dad, my boss, all of my friends, and the Tennessee Titans football team. How ’bout it Nik, would you “put your two cents in”?
I think I see a skinnier version of Jessica Simpson.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Joe Nichols has reportedly been having relations with Kindly Myers, Amanda Buck 50 Wyatt, 12 pack’s gal and Keith Urban’s ex mistress… and was allegedly caught in bed with ubergay debutante socialite BRENT YOUNG! It seems that Joe will stick his little willy anywhere that is a warm hole! Joe dosen’t care if it is a man, woman, or whatever! Luckily for Joe, he is a country star, because with his girl body, and small hands he’d never get laid! Imagine the diseases he’s spreading, doing men and women both? You heard it here FIRST! So remember that, when you see Joe on TMZ!
I can’t decide if this is a self post or not…well played sir, but your still a girly boy on a constant search for sugar.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Robert Martin a local nurse practitioner and his office manager wife Mary Cavadia. This University of Tennessee grad bought this girl in Columbia. Rumor is that her family moves more snow than a winter ski resort. He is currently under investigation by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and the State Board of Nursing. He funds his luxury lifestyle by ripping off patients and insurance companies. He has bought her a nice rack, nice car, nice house, all at our expense. This c*cksucker needs to go down!
See, guy nurses can make money too.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, has anyone seen Mike Inlow? Last I saw him, he was telling me that he was arrested for drugs and probation, but was let out by the police. That just dose not add up to me. He was arrested last summer and couldn’t make a 500$ bond, but this time he has a 5,000$ bond and gets out? Now he has disappeared off the map. Is he in rehab? prison? Florida with his mom? In witness protection? Has anyone seen MIKEY? I have emailed Purity about putting him on milk cartons. I hope no one has been doing business with him?
His mom found out and grounded him. She made him move upstairs from the basement so she can keep an eye on him, which is why he can’t sneak out anymore.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girls and I ran into Chase this weekend at Green Hill’s mall with his “gently used” girl Cassie. Cassie was in the dressing room and Chase tried to be cute and flirt with us, like he does all girls. He told us how him and Cassie were together and he bought her a new car, and how life was beautiful. Chase then laughed and told us that thedirty.com was finally shut down and his attorney’s had it done! I checked the site from my phone later and I must admit, I believed the site was seized by the feds, and was 50/50 on Chase having a role in it. The next morning I saw that it was an April fool’s joke lol, but it looks like the joke was on 615 and all the other dirty celebrities who took credit!
Why aren’t his legs greased?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Morgan Cox (brunette) and Kelly Maddox (blonde). They are two of the biggest sloots at Tennessee. They walk around like they are hot sh*t, but I know you will set the record straight… Rumor has it, they have slept with most of the football team. Even if that’s not true, we all know they would. Personally, I think Morgan looks like a cat and Kelly looks like a man. Please, Nik, tell these sloots what’s up.
Well they have faces that need football helmets… seriously, are you guys taking testosterone shots?- nik
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