THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how awesome does it sound to have a little princess, a fat princess that is, just crusing in your passenger seat driving down the highway after a night on the town, and her generous self decides she would like to enjoy the lovely taste of your penis…oh wait…your boys are in the backseat of your Isuzu Rodeo and not only snapping infamous photos of the moment, but also making a video of it as well. that’s right, samantha kincaid is YOUR girl for that job. Or how about watch her make a damn fool of herself while she follows Zach Franklin around like the f*cker holds the key to her life in his hand. The Team, aka…Tommy Gray, Casey Clark, and Charlie Rose like to get in on this action as well. This little whore cant decide who’s d*ck she wants in her mouth…one day its Zach…one day its another fella. Whoever told her that it’s okay to be fat, was completely mistaken. This girl is the ugliest b*tch ive ever seen, and you couldnt pay me enough to step near that disgusting sexually transmitted diseased vagina. Good luck to all of you men who would want a blow job, I promise she’s good at those. Hit her up, she goes to UT Knox and is taking emails now.

Humpty Dumpty is not my favorite.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, Nik, I present you… Rachel Vecchiuzzo. I figured it was alright to submit her, seeing as Lawyer Mike just recently put Knoxville, TN on the DA map. I know you might not have much to say about the chick (no +2′s or oompa-loompa tan on her), but I figured I’d try – the girl’s a natural beauty at twenty years old. The best part is that she was born in Italy, but raised in the South (so she’s not like every other girl here in Knox) – she lived in D.C. for a few years and had quite the modeling career taking off – but decided to head back home to take care of her grandmother. She works hard for her money, is nice to pretty much everyone (maybe cause she was 180 lb at one point and turned her body/life around), is actually intelligent, and isn’t another one of those pepsi sloots that are all-too-common these days. I know I would, (and have tried) Nik, but I’ll leave this one to you.

Your head looks bigger when you wear turtle necks and things around your neck, I advise against it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsey M*ses, or as she likes to go Chelziee. This Nasheville hoodrat likes to go to Ft Campbell, KY base and run around the barracks getting slammed by all the soldiers. Not only is this girl 20 years old, but she deserves the best mom award because not only does she have 2 kids, but one of her kids is from someone (she doesn’t know who) in the barracks. She tells her sons daddy that it’s his but everyone in a certain unit knows it’s not. Not only does she run around the barracks like the rat she is, she prays on married men. A wife told me that she was invited to a welcome back party and she was caught trying to unzip her husband’s pants when he was passed out on a couch! She has clinged onto this one solider who she told many many many lies to and is deploying soon. Well, little does this solider know, that this sloot is also screwing her ex-hubby on the side!! He is also leaving her his truck for her while he is deployed instead of letting his mother (who pays his truck insurance for him) to drive since her car is breaking down. Now Nik, Please warn all soldiers and all troops out there about her, cause she is looking for a free ride where ever she can.. Now lets make her famous boys!

When will this Charlie chaser learn that she’s nothing but a warm hole, guaranteed shes the reoccuring joke of the barracks.  I’d also like to note that it looks like she still has some visine stuck in her teeth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Turns out this frog face High tailed it to the ATL when she figured everyone here was gunning for her, even the police have a complaint on her from her previous “stickiest of fingers” post, the girls bad in which she stole, ya she saw it and called the po-po.
Not to mention all the while she was snorting pepsi and turning tricks on purple crayons, turns out she has had a boyfriend she claims for 2 years now? I wonder if he knows about her ex-roomy she banged? or the fact that she never mentioned him to anyone, including me when we hooked up (I was drunk and desperate….don’t judge me,the price was right) Still looks like her son is on the back burner, poor kid, i guess atlanta doesn’t have child protective services, oh wait, her mom has custody of him.

That guy looks better clean shaven (bottom pic).- nik