Tennessee | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Classy Group Of Girls

August 21, 2011 Memphis, Tennessee, The Dirty 19

Sloots:  Because nice girls bitch and moan when you cum in their ass

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I got VD just from looking at this pic. I think the two flashing their butt cheeks slept with my dad, my boss, all of my friends, and the Tennessee Titans football team.  How ’bout it Nik, would you “put your two cents in”?

I think I see a skinnier version of Jessica Simpson.- nik

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Country Star Joe Nichols…Nashville Dirty Celeb Slayer

August 1, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Nashville, Tennessee 32

Country Star Joe Nichols.. Nashville dirty celeb slayer!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Joe Nichols has reportedly been having relations with Kindly Myers, Amanda Buck 50 Wyatt, 12 pack’s gal and Keith Urban’s ex mistress… and was allegedly caught in bed with ubergay debutante socialite BRENT YOUNG! It seems that Joe will stick his little willy anywhere that is a warm hole! Joe dosen’t care if it is a man, woman, or whatever! Luckily for Joe, he is a country star, because with his girl body, and small hands he’d never get laid! Imagine the diseases he’s spreading, doing men and women both? You heard it here FIRST! So remember that, when you see Joe on TMZ!

I can’t decide if this is a self post or not…well played sir, but your still a girly boy on a constant search for sugar.- nik

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Dirty Medical Professional Robert Martin And His Purchased Columbian Wife

June 2, 2011 Tennessee, The Dirty 26

Dirty Medical Professional

Dirty Medical Professional

Dirty Medical Professional

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Robert Martin a local nurse practitioner and his office manager wife Mary Cavadia. This University of Tennessee grad bought this girl in Columbia. Rumor is that her family moves more snow than a winter ski resort. He is currently under investigation by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and the State Board of Nursing. He funds his luxury lifestyle by ripping off patients and insurance companies. He has bought her a nice rack, nice car, nice house, all at our expense. This c*cksucker needs to go down!

See, guy nurses can make money too.- nik

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Has Anyone Seen Mikey

May 16, 2011 Nashville, Tennessee 70

Has anyone seen MIKEY??? HELLO

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, has anyone seen Mike Inlow? Last I saw him, he was telling me that he was arrested for drugs and probation, but was let out by the police. That just dose not add up to me. He was arrested last summer and couldn’t make a 500$ bond, but this time he has a 5,000$ bond and gets out? Now he has disappeared off the map. Is he in rehab? prison? Florida with his mom? In witness protection? Has anyone seen MIKEY? I have emailed Purity about putting him on milk cartons. I hope no one has been doing business with him?

His mom found out and grounded him.  She made him move upstairs from the basement so she can keep an eye on him, which is why he can’t sneak out anymore.- nik

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Mr. 615 Tried Taking Credit For Shutting Down TheDirty

April 4, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Mr. 615, Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girls and I ran into Chase this weekend at Green Hill’s mall with his “gently used” girl Cassie. Cassie was in the dressing room and Chase tried to be cute and flirt with us, like he does all girls. He told us how him and Cassie were together and he bought her a new car, and how life was beautiful. Chase then laughed and told us that thedirty.com was finally shut down and his attorney’s had it done! I checked the site from my phone later and I must admit, I believed the site was seized by the feds, and was 50/50 on Chase having a role in it. The next morning I saw that it was an April fool’s joke lol, but it looks like the joke was on 615 and all the other dirty celebrities who took credit!

Why aren’t his legs greased?- nik

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Morgan And Kelly Have Almost Gone Through The Whole Football Team

March 3, 2011 Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Morgan Cox (brunette) and Kelly Maddox (blonde). They are two of the biggest sloots at Tennessee. They walk around like they are hot sh*t, but I know you will set the record straight… Rumor has it, they have slept with most of the football team. Even if that’s not true, we all know they would. Personally, I think Morgan looks like a cat and Kelly looks like a man. Please, Nik, tell these sloots what’s up.

Well they have faces that need football helmets… seriously, are you guys taking testosterone shots?- nik

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Your Favorite Little Princess

February 16, 2011 Nashville, Tennessee 6

Your Favorite Little Princess

Your Favorite Little Princess

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how awesome does it sound to have a little princess, a fat princess that is, just crusing in your passenger seat driving down the highway after a night on the town, and her generous self decides she would like to enjoy the lovely taste of your penis…oh wait…your boys are in the backseat of your Isuzu Rodeo and not only snapping infamous photos of the moment, but also making a video of it as well. that’s right, samantha kincaid is YOUR girl for that job. Or how about watch her make a damn fool of herself while she follows Zach Franklin around like the f*cker holds the key to her life in his hand. The Team, aka…Tommy Gray, Casey Clark, and Charlie Rose like to get in on this action as well. This little whore cant decide who’s d*ck she wants in her mouth…one day its Zach…one day its another fella. Whoever told her that it’s okay to be fat, was completely mistaken. This girl is the ugliest b*tch ive ever seen, and you couldnt pay me enough to step near that disgusting sexually transmitted diseased vagina. Good luck to all of you men who would want a blow job, I promise she’s good at those. Hit her up, she goes to UT Knox and is taking emails now.

Humpty Dumpty is not my favorite.- nik

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True Grits

February 11, 2011 Tennessee, Washington DC, Would You? 4

True G.R.I.T.S.

True G.R.I.T.S.

True G.R.I.T.S.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, Nik, I present you… Rachel Vecchiuzzo. I figured it was alright to submit her, seeing as Lawyer Mike just recently put Knoxville, TN on the DA map. I know you might not have much to say about the chick (no +2′s or oompa-loompa tan on her), but I figured I’d try – the girl’s a natural beauty at twenty years old. The best part is that she was born in Italy, but raised in the South (so she’s not like every other girl here in Knox) – she lived in D.C. for a few years and had quite the modeling career taking off – but decided to head back home to take care of her grandmother. She works hard for her money, is nice to pretty much everyone (maybe cause she was 180 lb at one point and turned her body/life around), is actually intelligent, and isn’t another one of those pepsi sloots that are all-too-common these days. I know I would, (and have tried) Nik, but I’ll leave this one to you.

Your head looks bigger when you wear turtle necks and things around your neck, I advise against it.- nik

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