True Grits

February 11, 2011 Tennessee, Washington DC, Would You? 4 7,821 Views

True G.R.I.T.S.

True G.R.I.T.S.

True G.R.I.T.S.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, Nik, I present you… Rachel Vecchiuzzo. I figured it was alright to submit her, seeing as Lawyer Mike just recently put Knoxville, TN on the DA map. I know you might not have much to say about the chick (no +2′s or oompa-loompa tan on her), but I figured I’d try – the girl’s a natural beauty at twenty years old. The best part is that she was born in Italy, but raised in the South (so she’s not like every other girl here in Knox) – she lived in D.C. for a few years and had quite the modeling career taking off – but decided to head back home to take care of her grandmother. She works hard for her money, is nice to pretty much everyone (maybe cause she was 180 lb at one point and turned her body/life around), is actually intelligent, and isn’t another one of those pepsi sloots that are all-too-common these days. I know I would, (and have tried) Nik, but I’ll leave this one to you.

Your head looks bigger when you wear turtle necks and things around your neck, I advise against it.- nik



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New To TheDirty.com

February 8, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Mr. 615, Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 27 7,001 Views

silly f*aggot, d*cks are for chicks.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I JUST heard about TheDirty.com from a friend’s facebook newsfeed in another state. I’m glad I checked it out. I’ve been backtracking some posts trying to learn more about the site and the people who post and this Mr. 615 guy is a real character. I’ve seen numerous posts and emails from him about how he’s so tough, bangs his head retarded on concrete and f*cks his body up so he can take you on. 1) Nik, you must be one bad *ss mofo for him to have to practically kill himself to prepare to fight you and 2)why on earth hasn’t he done it yet? and 3) I bet he’d sh*t himself if YOU found HIM first.

I don’t believe in violence, I use Gandhi tactics when it comes to these posers.- nik



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Barrack Rat Of Ft. Campbell

January 19, 2011 Nashville, Tennessee 63 7,398 Views

Barrack Rat of Ft. Campbell

Barrack Rat of Ft. Campbell

Barrack Rat of Ft. Campbell

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsey M*ses, or as she likes to go Chelziee. This Nasheville hoodrat likes to go to Ft Campbell, KY base and run around the barracks getting slammed by all the soldiers. Not only is this girl 20 years old, but she deserves the best mom award because not only does she have 2 kids, but one of her kids is from someone (she doesn’t know who) in the barracks. She tells her sons daddy that it’s his but everyone in a certain unit knows it’s not. Not only does she run around the barracks like the rat she is, she prays on married men. A wife told me that she was invited to a welcome back party and she was caught trying to unzip her husband’s pants when he was passed out on a couch! She has clinged onto this one solider who she told many many many lies to and is deploying soon. Well, little does this solider know, that this sloot is also screwing her ex-hubby on the side!! He is also leaving her his truck for her while he is deployed instead of letting his mother (who pays his truck insurance for him) to drive since her car is breaking down. Now Nik, Please warn all soldiers and all troops out there about her, cause she is looking for a free ride where ever she can.. Now lets make her famous boys!

When will this Charlie chaser learn that she’s nothing but a warm hole, guaranteed shes the reoccuring joke of the barracks.  I’d also like to note that it looks like she still has some visine stuck in her teeth.- nik



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Skank And Her Mama

January 19, 2011 Nashville, Tennessee 4 8,519 Views

Skank and her Mama

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Jackie and her Mom Theresa D. They live in Cross Plains right outside of Nashville. These two sloots had a 3some with my boyfriend Jeremy B. (isn’t that incest?).  This chick is f*cking ugly and her mom is WAY too old for this behavior.

What kind of guy has a threesome with these two?- nik



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Nashville’s ‘Sticky Fingers’ Moved To ATL

December 14, 2010 Atlanta, Tennessee 0 6,745 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Turns out this frog face High tailed it to the ATL when she figured everyone here was gunning for her, even the police have a complaint on her from her previous “stickiest of fingers” post, the girls bad in which she stole, ya she saw it and called the po-po.
Not to mention all the while she was snorting pepsi and turning tricks on purple crayons, turns out she has had a boyfriend she claims for 2 years now? I wonder if he knows about her ex-roomy she banged? or the fact that she never mentioned him to anyone, including me when we hooked up (I was drunk and desperate….don’t judge me,the price was right) Still looks like her son is on the back burner, poor kid, i guess atlanta doesn’t have child protective services, oh wait, her mom has custody of him.

That guy looks better clean shaven (bottom pic).- nik



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Mr. 615 And His Crew Plotting On Nik

December 9, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 91 6,964 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on FB a few days ago and found that 615′s BFF,Eric “E Beezy” Beeler, and Josh McCready were discussing you and how they hope you would come to Nashville. I had to screen cap the post, so you will be aware of the plot. I have also heard rumors that 615 and his “crew” are offering to match 50% of any club owners appearance fee, to get you to town. I guess 615 wasn’t man enough to find you in Vegas that weekend, so he is trying to get you in Nashville.

Scooby, get me booked in Nashville pronto. Raise my rate for sub-market so we can see how rich Mr. 615 is… I can’t wait to party with these girls.- nik



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Andre Johnson And Cortland Finnegan Fight

December 2, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Houston, Tennessee, The Dirty 84 6,483 Views

andre johnson

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how did you feel about that little fight Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan had?  Personally I’m a Titans fan so my point of view is way different from someone else since most people hate Cortland.  And you gotta love the fact that they both got fined 25K and no suspensions, I think this will open a flood gate for athletes do fight, 25K is nothing to those guys.

My personal view is that a white boy should never try to fight a black man. Black athletes always win because they have extra muscles that normal people don’t have.- nik



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Mr. 615 Is Looking Rough

December 2, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 120 8,909 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a pic of Mr. 615 at Karma Thanksgiving weekend. A few things stand out to me in this pic. One, 615 looks to be on CRACK (or Molly’s plant food) and off the juice! Two, his girlfriend is SEVENTEEN and taller than him! HEHE! Three, notice the FORGY Kohl’s vest 615 is wearing and he has died his hair brown (prob hiding from the DA.) Four, I would also like to know why Suri John (owner of Karma) is letting minors in his 21+ club? DA strong NIK!

Yeah, why are the cops in Nashville not doing their jobs? Karma always lets in minors to drink illegally.- nik



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