Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Unwanted Messages At 5:05am

May 20, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 0 5,717 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, this piece of work is named Steven Paul McCoy. He decided to randomly send me this bullshit unexpected and most definitely unwanted. So after sending this to his girlfriend, i decided to go ahead and entertain all of you. Here’s his number if anyone would like to take over on being the recipient []

Thanks for the entertainment.- nik



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A Childless Mother

May 14, 2013 San Antonio, Texas-AM 2 7,685 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: When her slutty actions and **’ finally take over I am sure she will be in a better position to teach her children right from wrong .. Until then .. she does not have her 3 kids , and does not pay her child support .. has a 1/2 time 1/2 ass job and a fat sweaty boyfriend who beats her …. but ladies night is never missed … just another corpus christi sloot

She’s got some huge mitts.- nik



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Macy Osoria Is Not A Classy Aggie

May 7, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 44 8,182 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Macy Osoria. She likes to play the “good girl” role but she is absolutely disgusting. I dated her a few years ago and I can confirm a few things about this girl. She has contracted DRD twice and loves to take it up the butt. She is only 21 and has had breast implants, a chin implant, lip injections, and a nose job. If you ask me, she’ll look like Michael Jackson in a few years. However, she could probably use some lipo. Nik, what do you think?

Who is paying for all these procedures?- nik



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Sleezy Aggie Ratchet

April 17, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 23 6,535 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Check this Nik, This ratchet is known as Adelaide Bradley claims to be dating me and has not figured out that I know she has been cheating on me the last two weeks. But little does she know I got tested last week for c**ydia and sure enough the test results came back positive. I hope her and all her sexual partners enjoy my gift! Thanks and Gig ‘em.



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The ITG Master

April 4, 2013 Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Texas-AM 15 9,485 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been reading, and hearing that no one credits you for the obsession with the ITG. Well I want to give you all the credit. I never really cared to have one, until I started being DA and seeing how much sexier it is. Everyone I’ve talked to says its all in the hip structure, and who really knows… But, despite what they say, I have my lipo appointment scheduled for next month to get the fat removed to help me get closer to achieving a 4 finger ITG. Thank you for opening our eyes to this. P.S. please autograph my book I pre-ordered, like a gentleman.

I will autograph it for sure. Stay sexy.- nik



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Cheating Girl Got Fat

April 4, 2013 Austin, Texas-AM 7 9,389 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is Katie Francis, I’ve been dating her for about 3 years. She dumped a guy for me so that we can be together. She dumped him cause she couldn’t handle the trauma that he was facing. We moved in together last year. i wanted to tell her that she’s gotten fatter than the pigs I’m used to dating but I can’t, can any one here be nice enough to tell her.

Stick with 1 skillet, that should help…- nik



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