Keraleigh Braun

August 2, 2013 Corpus Christi, San Antonio, Texas-AM 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Im so surprised this piece of Sh*t hasnt made the dirty.Well let me introduce you to Corpus’s BIGGEST drama queen.I dated this trend follower for a few weeks.I met her online and she was so SAD,Obsessive,and FAT in person as she makes her self skinny though her ph apps. Yea I porked the pig with her gutt flopping in the way.She has 3 kids and no baby daddy.She claimed to be all about good things,non drama but this FAT B*TCH tried to get me to have a kid with her,Like she doesnt have enough retarded looking kids.BEWARE she has nothing,no one for a reason.No one will ever like,love a used up C*NT.2 words MEAT CURTAINS.Get a job stop letting the state pay for your mistakes.

Sad people can make a living by multiply’ing…just saying.- nik



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We May Never Know

July 31, 2013 Roller Girl, San Antonio, Texas-AM 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Man or woman Hmmm???? What do you think? IT plays roller derby and SUCKS!!! ITS a horrible human being.

Derby girls don’t suit up outside the arena so it must be a dude.- nik



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Johnny “Football” Manziel Gets Kicked Out Of Frat Party

July 29, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Texas-AM, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how the hell is someone going to kick out Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel out of a frat party?  Yes, he might be 20 but he is a super star athlete and I don’t care your age, you are allowed to do whatever the f*ck you want if you have one of those trophies.  I can’t believe these idiots.

I can tell by Johnny Manziel’s shirt he is not a 3 dollar tipper.- nik



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Unwanted Messages At 5:05am

May 20, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 48

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, this piece of work is named Steven Paul McCoy. He decided to randomly send me this bullshit unexpected and most definitely unwanted. So after sending this to his girlfriend, i decided to go ahead and entertain all of you. Here’s his number if anyone would like to take over on being the recipient []

Thanks for the entertainment.- nik



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A Childless Mother

May 14, 2013 San Antonio, Texas-AM 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: When her slutty actions and **’ finally take over I am sure she will be in a better position to teach her children right from wrong .. Until then .. she does not have her 3 kids , and does not pay her child support .. has a 1/2 time 1/2 ass job and a fat sweaty boyfriend who beats her …. but ladies night is never missed … just another corpus christi sloot

She’s got some huge mitts.- nik



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Macy Osoria Is Not A Classy Aggie

May 7, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 205

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Macy Osoria. She likes to play the “good girl” role but she is absolutely disgusting. I dated her a few years ago and I can confirm a few things about this girl. She has contracted DRD twice and loves to take it up the butt. She is only 21 and has had breast implants, a chin implant, lip injections, and a nose job. If you ask me, she’ll look like Michael Jackson in a few years. However, she could probably use some lipo. Nik, what do you think?

Who is paying for all these procedures?- nik



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Sleezy Aggie Ratchet

April 17, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Check this Nik, This ratchet is known as Adelaide Bradley claims to be dating me and has not figured out that I know she has been cheating on me the last two weeks. But little does she know I got tested last week for c**ydia and sure enough the test results came back positive. I hope her and all her sexual partners enjoy my gift! Thanks and Gig ‘em.



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The ITG Master

April 4, 2013 Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Texas-AM 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been reading, and hearing that no one credits you for the obsession with the ITG. Well I want to give you all the credit. I never really cared to have one, until I started being DA and seeing how much sexier it is. Everyone I’ve talked to says its all in the hip structure, and who really knows… But, despite what they say, I have my lipo appointment scheduled for next month to get the fat removed to help me get closer to achieving a 4 finger ITG. Thank you for opening our eyes to this. P.S. please autograph my book I pre-ordered, like a gentleman.

I will autograph it for sure. Stay sexy.- nik



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