Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Miriam Is A Big Dirty Sloot

February 28, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, San Antonio, Texas-AM 18 9,003 Views

Miriam is a BIG dirty sloot!

Miriam is a BIG dirty sloot!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This fugly slut is named Miriam Arriaga. Not only is she fcken crazy but she’s also a horrible mother. She’d rather be out partying it up and hooking up with anything that will touch her instead of taking care of her own son! She claims her son is her life but yet she goes out of her way and leaves him to go get some from some dirty illegal alien. She’s probably bi-polar and neglects her son and only gives him attention when someone else wants him around. You can find her at Howl At The Moon if you’re looking for something easy and cheap to fck! She thinks shes the shit but in reality she’s nothing but an easy, fat ass, divorced, poor excuse for a mother who should stop worrying about fcking anything that moves and focus on her son! Honestly, shouldn’t even be bragging about how many aliens she’s fcking… it makes her look easier than she is!



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What Happens When You Let Your Girl Attend Raves

December 28, 2011 Houston, Texas-AM, The Dirty 103 8,110 Views

RAVER SLUT GETS FINGERED

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do I need to say anything else?  The picture speaks for itself.  This is why raves are so dirty, all these young sl*ts go and lose respect for themselves while doing drugs.  How classy, the best is how all their parents let them walk out the house looking like this?  If your child wears more than 5 of these bracelets there is a 15000 percent chance, she is going to a rave, popping mad e, sucking up nitrous and having unprotected sex numerous times with randoms.

In some countries this is classified as rape.- nik



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Stay Away From Sheridan

November 21, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Texas-AM 10 7,958 Views

ugly ass

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sheridan Miller, she goes to TAMU and is a pathological liar. Shes obviously starving for attention because she so damn ugly. Sorry that no one cares how much money you have, it still doesn’t make you cool. Oh, and by the way please do us all a favor and get some work done to your face, because lord knows were all sick of looking at it. Not to mention Big Bird over here wears grandma clothes 24/7, get a new wardrobe and stop wearing ugly bluejean jackets b*tch. Everyone hates your annoying loud *ss laugh, so just do us all the favor and STFU. Sheridan literally is a PSYCHO B*TCH FROM HELL. Beware, oh & if she tries telling you shes been raped, tell her to come up with a new line, because you cant rape the willing!

That is honestly the most disgusting cow I have ever seen.- nik 



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Texas A&M’s Prized Possession

October 21, 2011 Dallas, Texas-AM, The Dirty 12 8,706 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl definitely is one of the fakest people I know. She claims to “hate that b*tch so bad”, but yet will turn right around and tell the girl she “loves them” and that “we should totes partyyyy!”. B*tch, get real. Every dude that actually knows her can tell you she is the EASIEST girl you will ever come across. Just tell her you go to A&M and you’re guaranteed a blow job. Don’t believe me, ask a certain group of friends. 3 of them had sex with her in a 3 month period, and she even had multiple rounds through the group. Don’t let the pictures fool you, she has a striking resemblance to a penguin. She always complains about needing to lose weight and the act that she needs to go on a diet and works out constantly, yet she can’t put food or the cock down to save her life. Warning: having relations with this girl can cause suicidal thoughts, itching similar to crabs, and a very high-pitched annoying ringing sensation in your ears.

Be yourself, Snooki is already taken.- nik



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Dirty Sanchez

October 12, 2011 Houston, Texas-AM 7 6,481 Views

Dirty Sanchez

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a sneaky bastard. He has slept with ten girls, two of which, were my best friends. And worst of all, he slept with them after me!!! He wasn’t even that big. After f*cking, he even manipulates all the girls to do his homework! The worst part is he didn’t even cuddle with me after he finished. He just left to get high and hang with his “bros/” If you ever see this guy, flip him off, even your finger is bigger than his greg!

I thought he slept with your friends, not you…- nik



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Tallest Sloot In CS

October 3, 2011 Austin, Texas-AM 88 6,652 Views

Tallest sloot in CS

Tallest sloot in CS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kaitlyn Reed. She’s been a slut from a young age, she’s had to switch a few high schools from everyone hating her for being such a wh*re. Kaitlyn likes to go bigg.. she’s fcked 2 guys in one day at Chillifest in a Port-A-Potty, But that wasn’t outrageous enough.. Few months later f8cked a guy bent over an AC unit outside a party for anyone to watch. Her number has racked the past few years, your guess is as good as mine.. This tall skank should just go back to Salado or pretty much anywhere else. Kaitlyn you do NOT go to A&M so quit acting like it AND btw you look like an idiot when you try to bend down to reach normal height in pics with your friends. Your father passing away is NOT an excuse to get with every guy in College Station, Austin, San Marcoss, etc. Guys if you want a sloppy, drunk sl*ttt with daddy issues then call this girl up right heree!

She only looks tall cause of her forehead.- nik



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