Texas

Fake Dealer

Posted in Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Texas

fake ass dope dealer

fake ass dope dealer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guy here is Shane Pemble. Most people would think that he is such a great guy, but no one really got to know him or see the way he acted behind closed doors. he now claims that he is no longer doing dope but for being around him for the time I was seeing him doing dope, makes it hard to believe that he would just be able to quit so easily. he claimed that he was only selling to his close group of people, but I saw firsthand that wasnt just the case. He got all butthurt because he has to hustle for his money instead of being able to receive money from the government to go to school since he has drug charges. Dont trust this guy. He will act like he is the best guy ever and then when he realizes you possess the life and all the things in it and money is no object to you, he will turn on you, fck you over and steal your shit with not a single ounce of remoarse, because he’s a “ballsy motherfcker” well to anyone out there, especially girls, DONT trust him, hes a piece of shit jealous fcking liar and will do whatever at all cost to get what he wants! He doesnt care about anyone but himself..

That close group of people are kids under 18 (easy holes).  I decided.- nik

James Allen Is Not Your Average Guy

Posted in Austin, Texas, The Dirty

James Allen

James Allen

James Allen

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is James Allen a known man wh*re in Austin. He mostly preys on 14 year old girls by getting them drunk and taking full advantage of them but will put his dick in whatever he can get… boys, girls, doesnt matter.. just take a look at the pictures. He trys hard to be cool and thinks hes some hotshot photographer just because he has a fancy camera. He really just sits at home and does drugs all day and takes advantage of little girls all night.

They look like delicate flowers when they make EMO love.- nik

Nasty Alpha Phi

Posted in Austin, Dirty Greeks, Texas

Lady in the Street?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so don’t get me wrong, i agree with the words the wise Ludacris once said “want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.” However, be a freak in your own man’s bed, not in other girl’s men’s bed! So this girl is an Alpha Phi – the good girls of the Greek System right? Wrong!!! She posts about God and Jesus and her heavenly virtues all over her Facebook and Twitter but my friend found this girl’s underwear at her man’s place. Gross. Nik, she feels Jesus has chosen her to spread his heavenly message. You know what I feel chosen to do Nik, spread the message of this unholy, ungodly Nastiness that you can clearly see portrayed in this picture.

Hi Hooo silvaaa!!- nik

Thanks A Lot Hollywood

Posted in Austin, Texas, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik look what these stupid nerdy white kids did to try and be cool.  They straight up copied project X, I’m sure the video of it will be viraling around soon.  I wanna know why these dumbasses went back to another house down the street to try it again a few days later.  If you look at them they’re clearly all honor students, they should of known better.  Also, think this helped any of them get laid or was it a flop…. one can only imagine it was a housefull of dudes if they smashed everything in sight.

I am going to see this movie today… it better be good.- nik

Hit And Run That Now Is A Homicide

Posted in San Antonio, Texas

Hit And Run That Now Is A Homicide

Hit And Run That Now Is A Homicide

Hit And Run That Now Is A Homicide

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Miguel (my brother) was intentionally hit and run over by this Jeep Commander, November 13, 2011 at Falls Night Club located 226 West Bitters Road 78216 San Antonio, Texas. There was a male mexican driver and a female passenger. If you have any information call crime stoppers at (210) 224-7867. $10,000 REWARD. He was only 24 and just graduated from the police academy back in July 2011. My brothers friend started an argument with the driver in the parking lot but it was my brother (who had nothing to do with the argument) that ended up getting killed. The driver intentionally sped up, aim for my brother, ran him over and took off. He was rushed to the hospital in critical condition where he later died 3 hours later. This Jeep Commander was last seen going down Bitters to 281. We miss him more than words can describe.

Why Do Girls In Their 20′s Have Kids With 40 Year Old Trouts

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, San Antonio, Texas, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is TYLER PRUITT. She is currently expecting a baby girl with a 40 something year old guy. She was one of the biggest wh*res in my high school.. she sucked up anyone and everyone she could.  She goes out and gets wasted every night at clubs when she isn’t even 21. Sources say that she is an expert queefer and is sloppy on the greg.  She needs a huge wake up call if she is going to be a mother.

She has a lot of the same body features as Khloe Kardashian. The amazon jungle would be proud.- nik

Wannabe Slore

Posted in Austin, Texas

Wannabe Whore

Wannabe Whore

Wannabe Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is Dakota Nicole Moering. She devotes her time to pretending to know fashion, trying to take pictures that make the acne explosion on her face less noticeable, and pretending to play guitar. She is the hairiest b*tch I have ever had the misfortune of meeting and smells like CHEESE. After graduating high school she moved to Austin to attend UT and attempt to sl*t it up. But she can’t even do that right. I have spoken to quite a few people she’s f*cked and they all say the same thing: she lays there like a dead fish, is super awkward, and when they manage to get her on top, she freezes up like a prude and has NO f*cking clue what to do. It’s not rocket science sweetheart.

Skater shoes and panties…where were you going?- nik

Since You Are The Only One That Will Be Honest With Me

Posted in Austin, Texas, The Dirty

Help me out

Help me out

Help me out

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, obsessed with your site. Soooo I’m a student at UT in Austin and I’ve been trippin the last 2 years about what I want to do with my life. My dream job is to become the next Erin Andrews or Pam Oliver. I was born and raised a Dallas Cowboys fan and LOVE America’s sport and I think it would be so awesome just to be able to watch the games from the sideline. The problem is, I know I’m far from perfect (nose issues, dark eyes, narrow hips, no inner thigh gap, over weight, etc.) and it would be super hard to make it if you don’t have what it takes (good looks). I keep up with school and I worked my ass off to buy myself some new tots a few months ago. Anyways, my question to you is; do you think I have what it takes to make it? All my friends and family of course have said, “do what makes you happy…I think you could do it” but lets be real, I know you’ll tell me the truth. If not, I’m bomb with numbers and I will just become an accountant or something. Thanks my dude!

The nose and teeth need fixing, but you don’t want to look too hot. Female sportscasters need to have a butch lesbian flair to them so guys actually trust their sports knowledge.- nik

The Tissue With Issues

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, San Antonio, Texas

THE TISSUE WITH ISSUES

THE TISSUE WITH ISSUES

THE TISSUE WITH ISSUES

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b**** is a dirty skank she f**** everybody she knows then realizes that what she did was a mistake and tells everyone they raped her! she thinks she is fine but in reality she knows that her personality is f****** ugly an that stuffing her bra wont make guys like her. she’s a straight up b**** to everyone because she’s to damn insecure. She leaves her friends hangin and while they need her she’s straight up getting trained by cholos who are dirty. she has genital warts. i feel bad for any guy who has slept with her. shes like a disease she keeps coming back when no one f****** wants her there please someone find a cure for this s***!.

She looks better as a man…no homo.- nik

Is This Girl Legit

Posted in Austin, Texas, The Dirty

is this chick legit?!?!

is this chick legit?!?!

is this chick legit?!?!

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I got hit up by this chick on FB, Brittany M*Coy.  She seems pretty cool I guess, but I noticed some of her pics didn’t match up and still trying to put my finger on whether or not she’s legit or if it’s another fake “model” page before taking her up on any of her offers, let me know what’s up.

You will want to associate yourself with that weathered face?- nik