THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lawrence “Buddy” Coomer. So this guy, definitely not a man, is sleeping around with many young women within a five county radius. Unfortunately he is married and preys on young women between the ages of 20 and 28 when he is 47. He tells women that he is separated from his wife and takes them to his apartment in College Station, which he uses as his hideout to make them think he is serious. He has been going to get a divorce for the last year and a half…. yeah right. He constantly gravitates towards drama and talks mess about anyone who does not follow his plan or if he just feels it is necessary to deceive different girls. However, Buddy is suffering from major alcoholism and denial that he is the cause for his three failed marriages and multiple indiscretions. He only uses these young women as an ego boost and if any girl is smart they will run the other way if this guy ever approaches them.

I’m guessing that’s not buddy’s wife.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, let me introduce you to Erika Flores, who goes by [Michelle]. This revolting, sad excuse for a dancer can be found in any cheap/dirty establishment either dirty dancing for money or trying to squeeze whatever she can out of any man around her. This woman claims she’s a Harley Girl who rides on the back of custom motorcyles, which look like scooters. It has been brought to my attention that this woman has some sort of disfunctional/attention disorder problem, might be all the pills she pops or the alcohol affecting her brain cells. If your also looking for a cheap date, you might be able to find her on craigslist posing as a call girl or at the “Players club.” Which by the way is a westside hole in the wall that nothing but broke/sad excuse for “Players” hang out at. .50 cents per hour is the going rate to have this saggy boobed arrangatang

I wonder how many bra straps she goes through in a week.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! This is John Michael. This scum bag has been cheating on the girl above for the past 4 years. They even have a baby together. She has caught him cheating before but ever since they had their baby, the poor girl has been completely clueless. He gets off work early just so he can have a little quickie with one of his many side girls. I’m petty sure he’s infected with drd’s by now. So ladies watch out for this low life cheating man whore!

Make a decision for your babies sake.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik, heres another San Antonio Mexican Slore for ya! Her name is Roxanne Benavidez 27 still lives with her parents and sleeps with anyone who gives her any kind of attention. She really needs no introduction, Im sure any guy who sees her pic will recognize her in an instance. This chicka here thinks shes all amazing and all kinds of great sh** thinks she so smart and beautiful because she works with Doctors but really is a dumb little twat that covers her face with so much makeup just to cover her horrible skin complection she has Proactiv cant save her! Even at the gym you wont catch her without it . Nik she gives any guy she sees at the gym who looks at her the light of day to do what they want. Always there to claiming she works out but is still overweight because she probably spends all her time looking for the next guy to screw over. Since high school shes been a little sloot who cant keep a guy because shes a crazy azz psycho chick with those insecurity problems and runs them off lol and trust me I know because I know a lot of these guys and all these guys tell me the same thing about her “crazy azz psycho chick who gets all jealous because you dont pay attention to her all the damn time. Divorced of course like so many mexican chicks her in san antonio with a kid who she neglects because she spends so much of her time going out to clubs trying to get some. I actually know the last guy who she was with pretty well and I tried telling him how psycho this slore was she was just gonna drive him crazy but the dumbass had to learn the hard way. Kinda feel sorry for the idiot. Nik this Mexican slore needs to be put on blast she aint got no friends, no female likes her because of how much of a stuck up hoeski she is, all she has as friends are the guys shes slept with Its a shame !! Blast this Mexican Slore!!

If she looked anything like Eva she would manage to at least drink out of some guys bottle, not live out her days on the edge of the dance floor.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: James Van Lare. Capital Creeper. Sexts and sends anyone his “model” pics. Total douche bag. Claims to be a politician but can’t quite seem to graduate from his community college. He will spike your drink, and he will rape you so ladies stay far far away from this creeper. He will violate you, and he won’t know a single thing he is doing.

Looks like he slapped on some guyliner.  Forgy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Gonzales, shell sleep with you, another guy, and her baby daddy all in the same day. Shes got the game down and shes getting everything she can get from you. Count your change jar and leave her in your house alone, Recount the change jar… told you so.

Ugly girls can’t be gold diggers.- nik