Babysitter For a Low Life

October 21, 2013 Austin, Cougars, Texas 0 8,101 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: My brother-in-law has a rap sheet a mile long, esp w/drugs. So what does he do? He marries wife #1 and uses her for room and board while he becomes a chemist at UT…recipe for disaster. I know him, I begged my husband to through his disgusting ass out. This is how he ended up moving in with wife number 1 since he knows how to turn on the charm. After he gets his degree (no he is not dumb) he needs to dump nice girl and find the slut he really has been dreaming of. So he dumps the pretty Christian girl who would do anything for him and finds the porn star of his dreams. She dresses so slutty I don’t want my pre-teen sons around her. She looks like a common whore. Even her wedding dress was an embarrassment. The first wife tried to keep his interest, but most of the time he prefers whacking off in front of the computer. Enter second wife, much older and tougher, but she can afford to pay all his bills since he can’t seem to keep a job, between his attitude and his criminal record.
I have a feeling wife #2 will be back out on the market in Austin quite soon. Chances are he will be looking for sugar momma #3 soon. She loves doing things like mud running and drinking. He loves drinking and any drug he can get a hold of, but he can be very good at hiding it. I think she (Mony) short for Monica Garcia Valdez Helgesen, I guess she is on husband number 3. As soon as she finds out how bad he is, she will probably have to be looking for a fourth last name.

I don’t understand how people wife up living on a couch, or who’d want to.- nik



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Mizz Saggy

October 18, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 89 9,156 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl EMILY OCHOA likes to leave here 2 daughter’s at home while always going out she is known as the big saggy titt* whore in many bars/clubs. She has fu**** so many guys from many bars and still counting not carring if they married or in a relationship.She claims to be real but reality shes real dirty just about it she works at a hotel which she has used them rooms for early morning booty calls so girls when you see this rat at the bars watch out this 5 head will try to snatch your man. Who likes them saggy?

There’s a lot of flap in those jacks.- nik



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Krisa Faye

October 15, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 25 10,690 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Introducing one of San Antonio’s nastiest hookers for hire. Her name is Krisa Faye. When I met her she claimed she worked for underground poker games as a waitress but I soon found out that she was actually a paid hooker for these “underground poker games”. She said she gave old guys at these games “massages” and they paid her $100 for ten minutes but I found out later from her friend who also works at these games as a waitress that she gives blowjobs or whatever those old nasty men want at these games to make easy tips. And I believe it because the first night we hungout at my place she went down on me and it was good except that her big crooked horse teeth kept biting me the whole time. She needs to use some of that tip money that she gets to give old men blowjobs and get braces on those crooked teeth. After she fcked me and let me c*m in her mouth I ignored her bc she started acting crazy and blowing up my phone and claiming she was pregnant even though she wouldnt take a pregnancy test so I blocked her number. So guys be careful if you run into this one.

I could only imagine the lax rules of an underground game.  for masseuses that is.- nik



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Sloppy Loriboo

October 2, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 41 9,507 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl calls her self loriboo…shes the bigest slut in the westside she has 3 kids by 3 different guys…she loves to steal husbands and ruin marriages she the ugliest whore in the westside…never can keep a man homewrecken bitch doesnt give a f*ck if she ruins a family cause shes really looking for someone to play daddy to her kids

That hearts tattooed in the wrong place…- nik



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Husband Stealer

October 2, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 44 9,744 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is jamie obaya…shes a husband stealer…this slut doesnt care that her so called bf isaac carrillo is married with a family plus a baby on the way…she nothing but an ugly whore who needs to wash her armpits…she needs to stay away from stealing other girls husbands shes a homewrecken hoe has different baby daddys probably doesnt even know who her kids fathers are, she lives in a dump her house is nasty…instead of boppin head she should fix and clean her house nasty bitch!!!

I don’t know whats worse, the baby belly or messy house.  Neither will win you a baby momma title.- nik



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Dallas the Binger

October 2, 2013 Austin, Texas 62 7,745 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Dallas the Druggie. She is more than willing to suck dick for alcohol or drugs. Her chronic drug use started with a helpless case of anxiety that was caused from all of the drama she is involved in daily because half of the city either hates her or wants to fight her. Her daily routine consist of snorting a few lines of C*KE to get the day started off followed by a few blunts instead of drinking a cup of coffee. You can then find her at the local bars attempting to obtain drugs or alcohol. However, her bar days are about to be over, due to multiple cases including a DWI. She also borrows all of her friends clothes and never returns them. She once left a shit stain on one of her friends personal items that could never be removed. Even with her friends clothes, she still looks like shit because her HAIR naturally looks like a mop that’s been used in a homeless shelter. Shes about as FAKE as it gets. She has fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes, & worst of all a fake personality. Her freckles are prominent enough to pass for Chucky. It’s quite scary. And if that doesn’t scare you off.. The musty, rotten smell of her vagina will most defiantly send you packing.

Didn’t your parents teach you not to take pictures with your mouth full, or your nose…- nik



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Follow Train Flake

October 1, 2013 Houston, Texas 31 9,429 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: joshua corley is a try-too-hard, wannabe legend at tx state university.. often tweeting with the hashtag of #txstfollowtrain, he buys his followers on twitter as he sits at home in houston because he was KICKED OUT of college. he’s obnoxious and an arrogant egomaniac. there’s an emotional void in his life he fulfills with store bought friends, shirtless selfies, and his obsession with flashing his trust fund to everyone hoping people will like him and he’s more susceptible to getting laid by freshmen and social networking catfishes. he’s 5 feet tall with a cute ass dog but small dick.. don’t fall for this lame-o ladies, he’s a SCRUB and COMPULSIVE LIAR.. nik this guy needs to be humiliated and humbled

We got a match!  he looks much more innocent with a shirt on, they shoulda flashed the bottom pics on air.- nik



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Still At It

September 26, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 127 10,841 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik apparently dirty Chris is still out there trolling and terrorizing San Antonio women on CL. He posted a new ad saying he’s into BBW now cause apparently all the other women are onto his game. Funny thing is he is calling himself CJ now cause even his name is notorious with the CL crowd and you know that is saying something. After I found out who CJ really was I told him I wasn’t interested. He still e-mailed me incessantly till I agreed to call him (my number blocked thank goodness which was even his suggestion) for him to apologize to me since he constantly is insulting people left and right. He apologized and actually tried to have a conversation with me but I wasn’t feeling it. He e-mailed me the next day begging me to call him cause he wanted to talk. When I did he asked me to come over and when I wouldn’t he threatened me with posting fake ads about me on CL! Now that I have told him off he keep e-mailing me insulting and threatening me. He even threatened to post something about me on here. Nik help but this pyscho in check and help putting the women of SA on high alert against creepers like him!!
Put some pants on Robin!- nik


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