Texas | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Cristina The Fat Boy

November 26, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Her name is Cristina Rodriguez, She has been with this guy for about 2 years, each time I will visit her, she would be doing the same thing be fat & dirty, playing zombies all day and night getting high smoking her boyfriends weed. She just uses him for her weed & money and to stink up his place. Sucks for him because he has to deal with her stink. UGH every time she would move she will smell like ass & dirty wett rag vagina everywhere. She wouldn’t take showers at all, she would go to school smelling like a wet fish thats been beaten by a can of old beans. Her apartment is so dirty, she wouldnt even cook for her poor husband that works all day to support her fat ass. ON top of that, her attitude is so nasty, She trys to fit in so bad that at the end we all have laughed at her from the backs, we tryed to keep it cool, she claims to be right all the time, Acts like shes on top, when i heard all the people that go over only use her for her weed, thats why i would go which was only 5 times cause she got really annoying and nasty and everybody knows it. Some one once had found her dirty underwear in her apartment and they were so stained with yellow and brown stains, they were so crusted eww.

How does one only milk out their face like that?- nik

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Get you Drunk and then Tries to Sleep With You

November 18, 2013 Houston, Texas 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Zeb real name Aurangzeb Mahmud from pakistan who also co-owns Lounge 147. where do i start.. lets see the buisness was started with 2 partners ans as soon as the buisness picked up he kicked his partner out and converted the club into more of a brothel… yes nik you can actually go to this bar and rent a bed over there and the worst part is that they don’t id and have been caught serving to underage girls who they can fck after they loose their seances.. he have a horney asian (Trung MrVibe Nguyen) who help him with the club and this guy can literally fck anyone…yes i mean anyone nik.. they sleep with different women everyday but the girls don’t know what they are gonna get from them once they are done… all they tell them is that they own the place and use it as a leverage to fck them.. the place is open till 5 in the morning… they all sit in there and drink and make money of renting that room… please spread the work as i have been a victim..

The clothes are still on, they were just there for the free alcohol.  I decided.- nik

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Twin City Biggest Sloot

November 12, 2013 Houston, Texas 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heydee Rauda Biggest Sloot In Rosenberg Tx . This girl here will do anything just for some pills or any other drugs. This dumb little girl is only 17 years old but acts like shes big shit when in reality she gets beat up allllllll the time. This bitch is complete trash shes a bar head and head hunter . She is no goood she just likes attention . She will f*** anything that has something between there legs haha she probably already has a diease not to mention poor girl treats her parents like trash after they do so much for her . She did drugs and dranked while she was pregnant and now she doesn’t even watch her baby alll she worried about is sex and drugs poor hoodrat from Rosenberg . I doubt anyone from Rosenberg will say anything nice about this chick . Tell me what yall think?

Those stripes should be straight.- nik

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Forgy Boy

October 21, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: His name is Charlie Resendez and what he does is use men for sex and money. He will be sending his pics all over SA. Once he gets to meet you he will tell you all you want to hear and then once you help pay his bills and has sex w you he leaves you. He’s dirty and a gold digger. He shouldn’t be trusted cuz he will sleep with your friends and friends.

It seems that men of any sexuality are easily persuaded by sex….who’da thunk.- nik

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Babysitter For a Low Life

October 21, 2013 Austin, Cougars, Texas 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: My brother-in-law has a rap sheet a mile long, esp w/drugs. So what does he do? He marries wife #1 and uses her for room and board while he becomes a chemist at UT…recipe for disaster. I know him, I begged my husband to through his disgusting ass out. This is how he ended up moving in with wife number 1 since he knows how to turn on the charm. After he gets his degree (no he is not dumb) he needs to dump nice girl and find the slut he really has been dreaming of. So he dumps the pretty Christian girl who would do anything for him and finds the porn star of his dreams. She dresses so slutty I don’t want my pre-teen sons around her. She looks like a common whore. Even her wedding dress was an embarrassment. The first wife tried to keep his interest, but most of the time he prefers whacking off in front of the computer. Enter second wife, much older and tougher, but she can afford to pay all his bills since he can’t seem to keep a job, between his attitude and his criminal record.
I have a feeling wife #2 will be back out on the market in Austin quite soon. Chances are he will be looking for sugar momma #3 soon. She loves doing things like mud running and drinking. He loves drinking and any drug he can get a hold of, but he can be very good at hiding it. I think she (Mony) short for Monica Garcia Valdez Helgesen, I guess she is on husband number 3. As soon as she finds out how bad he is, she will probably have to be looking for a fourth last name.

I don’t understand how people wife up living on a couch, or who’d want to.- nik

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Mizz Saggy

October 18, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl EMILY OCHOA likes to leave here 2 daughter’s at home while always going out she is known as the big saggy titt* whore in many bars/clubs. She has fu**** so many guys from many bars and still counting not carring if they married or in a relationship.She claims to be real but reality shes real dirty just about it she works at a hotel which she has used them rooms for early morning booty calls so girls when you see this rat at the bars watch out this 5 head will try to snatch your man. Who likes them saggy?

There’s a lot of flap in those jacks.- nik

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Krisa Faye

October 15, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Introducing one of San Antonio’s nastiest hookers for hire. Her name is Krisa Faye. When I met her she claimed she worked for underground poker games as a waitress but I soon found out that she was actually a paid hooker for these “underground poker games”. She said she gave old guys at these games “massages” and they paid her $100 for ten minutes but I found out later from her friend who also works at these games as a waitress that she gives blowjobs or whatever those old nasty men want at these games to make easy tips. And I believe it because the first night we hungout at my place she went down on me and it was good except that her big crooked horse teeth kept biting me the whole time. She needs to use some of that tip money that she gets to give old men blowjobs and get braces on those crooked teeth. After she fcked me and let me c*m in her mouth I ignored her bc she started acting crazy and blowing up my phone and claiming she was pregnant even though she wouldnt take a pregnancy test so I blocked her number. So guys be careful if you run into this one.

I could only imagine the lax rules of an underground game.  for masseuses that is.- nik

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Sloppy Loriboo

October 2, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl calls her self loriboo…shes the bigest slut in the westside she has 3 kids by 3 different guys…she loves to steal husbands and ruin marriages she the ugliest whore in the westside…never can keep a man homewrecken bitch doesnt give a f*ck if she ruins a family cause shes really looking for someone to play daddy to her kids

That hearts tattooed in the wrong place…- nik

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