THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sasha Grey and she  is the one brunette you HAVE to make an exception for. She is unbelievably hot! She has a small bust, but her ass definitely makes up for it…it’s small, firm, and round… and that ITG is strong.  So Nik, if she never did porn and you weren’t married… would you?  If not, please explain.

Answer: No, she is normal looking… I don’t see anything that makes her special or sets her apart from other averaging looking females.

THE DIRTY ARMY: JAIME GUITTEREZ known as Jaymes Cullen on facebook is trash. He is 79 but tries to pass himself off as younger by wearing womans make up (typical gay guy giving the rest of the gay community a bad name) He sleeps around and will tell you himself he’s fcked all the gay guys in the city. He is dirty and doesnt mind risking spreading his disease. Stay away from him. He also can’t hold a job and tries to say he works for various companies but its all a lie. He’s broke and has to live off his sister….tries to say he’s wealthy ahhah what a joke

See, I told you.  Guys who take body shots are for the gays. – nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I honestly believe it doesn’t get worse than this piece of sick trash named Andrew Maturè or Andrew Deal. Supposedly his family owns a part of the Spurs, therefore he thinks he’s hot shit because he has money. He starts off by preying on younger girls on Facebook by adding them and sending them a message offering to take them to a Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift concert. If that doesn’t get their attention, then he offers a mall trip. If the girl agrees to either one, he then bribes them with extra shopping money if they send him pictures, videos or do any sexual favors. This kid will seriously do anything just to get his greg wet. He payed a girl $300 just for a 5 minute make out session. If that doesn’t scream desperate…then I don’t know what does! He needs to find a new game to pick up these naive little girls because everyone else has already caught on to his pedophile ways! I forgot to mention he has HORRIBLE stretchmarks and acne. Quit posting pictures of you “working-out” at the gym. You’re not fooling anyone!! I feel bad for the kid because he cant get any girls without the help of his wallet. He needs a reality check REAL QUICK! Andrew your games are getting old and every girl is creeped out by you.

‘Make-out sessions’..good lord!, how old are these kids he’s wranglin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey NIK would you ?

Put them in a midriff and you’ll have your answer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I met this “Sara Elisabeth” on Facebook recently. She claims to be from Austin, graduated from Lake Travis High and then went to UT but lives in New Jersey and works for a company called BLK Water owned by one of the cast members of the Jersey Housewives show.  She’s hot, very hot, my type, I’ll give her that. But things weren’t adding up. She never tags any friends on facebook, there’s never a picture of her and her kids, and the “friends” that are tagged are fake profiles. She always has a new “boyfriend” and she tags them in pictures, but none of them have actually ever met her either, she just talks to them for a couple days then pretends that she’s in a relationship to get all the other guys on her page to believe her. She’s always in the hospital and the sad thing is that there are real people leaving comments saying things like “My families praying for you” or “If you need anything let us know”, so she’s abusing others and their good will. But here’s where she messed up.  She had me hooked for a little bit, I’ll admit. Until she tagged herself at a very small airport in New Jersey saying she was flying to Austin, well funny enough I know they DON’T fly to Austin, my cousin works for this airline and he has to go to Newark airport to come visit me everytime because they don’t fly or have connecting flights to Austin from there. Anyway, sure enough 3 hours later she’s acting like she landed, in town, impossible. Then I found 2, not 1 but 2, pages about this same girl on TheDirty.com in different states going three years back now.

I’m pretty sure “Sara Elisabeth’s” Facebook profile will be deleted after this post. I recommend you call the producers of MTV’s Catfish… they will solve this caper for you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DO us all a favor and put this BABY KILLER, LOW LIFE, LOST CAUSE on BLAST! This b*tch name is Shoira Bahromzoda but goes by “Shoira”. She thinks of herself as “ The one and only”…. She lives in SAN ANTONIO TEXAS and is about 5 foot 3 or 5 foot 4 and weighs about 90 pounds, She has Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD), she is forever thinking the world revolves around her! Maybe mentally the world revolves around her because her brain is so FAT it could have its own radius! She also has short term memory loss and is 20 years old and has already had two abortions in the past during her young teenage years back when she was living in Iran. When she was pregnant she would constantly smoke and drink on purpose until she finally lost her babies. She also hardly eats because she thinks she’s model for a magazine cover,(NOT IN YOUR DREAMS SHOIRA) in fact she’s so skinny and bone thin that if she turns sideways she would disappear! As of right now she has “no kids” . . let me make this as short as possible. Her and her boyfriend Husrov Mirov are pregnant again, but Someone needs to get CPS and the authorities involved immediately! For the child’s sake!SHE WILL HAVE ANOTHER ABORTION! MARK MY WORDS! She likes sex without strings attached,meaning NO KIDS! This girl is disgusting she is known to have a DRD and GONO***A (Yes too much of a good thing is a bad thing, need I say more) and on top of that has already had two abortions as I mentioned before, She is forever claiming to have miscarriages at the 4 and 5 month mark! She is a BABY KI*ER! … She claims to be a straight up person but she’s just a sh*t talker, she talks shit about everyone even her own friends and than smiles in their faces. She claims to have her body on point but this b*tch is just straight up UGLY and HIDEOUS she looks like a stray dog that hasn’t been fed in months! She LOOKS like a monkey or a donkey from the face! … She constantly has sex with guys off the streets that look like convicts and are GHETTO. This girl is a WH*re! She goes out and buys the 24hr vagina tightner since she’s so loose. She also messes with females because she already did all the LOW QUALITY ghetto looking guys in San Antonio! She also claims to not like drama, bullsh*t, or fake people but yet she causes a scene everywhere she goes, bullsh*ts people, and is the FAKEST person there is talking down on people and than denying it to their faces! Have you ever heard of those people that try to get something for nothing , well this girl is just that!! She is a psycho I’ve seen it with my own eyes, this girl is a LUNATIC and shouldn’t even be allowed anywhere around KIDS or people! MARK MY WORDS! She gets frustrated really fast!!! But she also feels like the world owes her something. She is psycho and messed up in the head. This girl is as FAKE as her photo shop pictures, and she doesn’t even know how to photo shop so she sends her pictures to some lady named Julya Makarova to edit her photos, because in person she (shoira) looks like a DARK skinny boy with a donkey face and long hair and sh*t! DO NOT TRUST THIS GIRL! BE WARNED!!

Permanent eye-bags are never a good sign.- nik