Texas Tech | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Douche Bag Of Wylie

January 29, 2013 Dallas, Tatouche, Texas Tech 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to put Blake Ellenburg on blast because he uses people and they need to see that other people realize that also. He is a bad seed all the way around. He just had a kid with his gf. I wonder if she knows that another female in Wylie miscarried his baby in May last year. I bet she doesnt. He is addicted to pain pills. He will steal, lie, cheat, or whatever to get his way. We all know he was seeing an older female in Wylie and that she paid for everything he got. How his stupid family believed him when he told them they weren’t sleeping together is unreal. No one is gonna spend that much on someone and not be fucking them. It’s common knowledge in Wylie what kind of person he is. Maybe the gf should be calling the other female in Wylie and see what she finds out.

Who is the older female?- nik

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Tx State Moms

December 26, 2012 Texas, Texas Tech 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey NIK would you ?

Put them in a midriff and you’ll have your answer.- nik

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Crusty Style Minute Man

December 10, 2012 Dallas, Lubbock, Texas Tech 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I think you should know about this certain Texas Tech student, Brandan Boylan. He may look cool on the outside, but really he\’s a shady mother f***er that\’ll lie, do, and say anything to get what he wants. He\’s also spreading diseases all around the city of Lubbock, can you say gross? It gets worse… we call him the minute man (i bet you can suspect why).

He can probably only slay freshmen.- nik

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Lying Motorcycle Thief

October 30, 2012 San Antonio, Texas Tech 12

THE DIRTY ARMY:Ok so nik this boy’s name is Dj Angelo or his nickname “Kawi Guy” This little punk is a manipulative, thieving rat. You will recognize him from that stupid Kawasaki tattoo he has on his arm. My best friend and DJ were suppose to trade motorcycle’s, he said “I’ll buy you one and I’ll keep yours” Because she accidentally bought a motorcycle with no title and did not know what to do with it. So he offered help. He was never going to buy her a motorcycle, all he gave a fuck was about taking the bike from her, and he knew, that if it did not have a title, she couldn’t report it stolen. He ruined her and her boyfriends relationship because he knew, that if her dude was out of the way he could get what he was after. “What’s yours is mine right?” He also left her in debt with the bank because he over drafter her credit card, and he rode that motorcycle to the rims and added miles. For 2 solid months she waited patiently, I do not blame her, she is too nice. When she finally had enough she asked for the bike back and he refused to give it to her. I just want this punk ass bitch put on blast, and she isn’t the only one he’s fcked over. He sold is grandmother’s car and both of his mothers motorcycles. He is a drop out and refuses to get a job and depends on other people like a leach. He stole my best friend’s motorcycle after she asked for it back. Don’t let this guy on your bike, you wont see it again. btw, that’s the white bike he stole from her. 2006 HONDA VFR INTERCEPTER 800c, and put stupid monster stickers on it.

Nice tattoo work.  Did you want it to look like it was done by highlighters?- nik

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Ashley Faye Simon, The Mongler

October 1, 2012 Austin, Texas Tech 119

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Ashley Faye Simon, the grimiest wh*re of the greater Austin area. Her trailer park parents quickly gave up her as a partially aborted fetus for adoption after seeing how mongoloid her face was. She now lives off her dad, scraping every spare change from his pockets that she can get. Ashley has a deep obsession with army pilots, and will do ANYTHING to keep one around. In her most recent relationship, she claimed to be on birth control to get pregnant and wedlock a guy in. Her nightly beer and Benadryl mix she has to take to fall asleep caused a miscarriage and the lucky guy slipped away. Her uterus walls are so badly beaten and scraped from the various abortions she had, she can no longer carry children. After cheating on her boyfriend who was deployed, she contracted herpes and now spreads it to any willing soldier that will get between her cottage cheese legs. Time and time again, she’ll get on various dating websites to try and reel in a soldier overseas or in various states so that they have no idea of her true side. Be wary of this potato dumpling drunk Buda body drd infested scum, she is famous for her solo POV videos that she has sent to all her ex’s. Those videos can be seen on any free porn website (when she doesn’t have an outbreak).  [Click here to see her toy]

Sex is not the answer to your depression.- nik

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Crazy Broad

August 30, 2012 Dallas, Texas Tech 153


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Billie Jo Davis is out of her mind. She needs help coming down to reality. Shes a 30 something year old who will not let go of trying to be 20. Shes not only hideous but also has an awkward boy body. She tried out for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and got offered a spot on the Dallas Stars. Anyone whos ever been around those organizations know that all of the DCC rejects get sent to the Dallas Mavericks and THEN to the Stars. It takes about 0 skill to sweep ice. Stop bragging to all your underage boys on fb, if thats not bad enough she apparently got ‘ditched’ by her BDay date because he ‘spent all his money on clothes’….He’s such a winner. So she took to her FB to find a runner up. Cant imagine how thats going to end.

She is too old for me to even talk about.- nik

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David Walker The Punk

August 19, 2012 Austin, Texas Tech 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, I mean I dont even know where to start with this one. This right here is David Walker also known as David DayDay James also known as “dayday” He claims that he was on the Texas Tech Raiders football team as number 7 in 2007 and 2008 obviously unaware that you can look up the roster lmao. In 2007, the only players as number 7 were Ryan Rowland as the QB and Darcel McBath as the FS. lol. and in 2008, the only players for number 7 were Seth Doege as the QB and Darcel McBath as the safety. I guess David did his research and is in love with these men. He is the dumbest person with money as well flashing it all over facebook I mean come on grow up. How about you use that tax check/student loans to actually go to school and become something instead of pretending to be something you aren’t. He is the biggest phony/scumbag to walk this earth. Ladies stay far away from this freak. Check out the links to the rosters and see for yourself lmao. [Click here for the '07 rosterand here for the '08 lies]

David Walker stop lying to make friends.- nik

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Dirty Bird Of Lubbock Danielle Hanson

August 17, 2012 Lubbock, Texas Tech 23

Danielle Hanson dirty bird of lubbock

Danielle Hanson dirty bird of lubbock

Danielle Hanson dirty bird of lubbock

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been at Texas Tech for almost 4 years and I’ve never seen a girl take more dicks than this girl. Misses Del Rio or also known as Mexibangz. This girl is famous for loving it in the *ss, and fucking multiple crews and clicks. One of my friends ALSO f*cked her and told me she pissed all over him. WHAT TYPE OF SH*T IS THAT NIK? Anyone and everyone please stay away from this dirty girl. UNLESS YOU LIKE TAG-TEAMING WITH YOUR BROS cause that b*tch loves that sh*t!

How is it possible that photoshop made her look worse.- nik

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