THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey NIK would you ?
Put them in a midriff and you’ll have your answer.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I think you should know about this certain Texas Tech student, Brandan Boylan. He may look cool on the outside, but really he\’s a shady mother f***er that\’ll lie, do, and say anything to get what he wants. He\’s also spreading diseases all around the city of Lubbock, can you say gross? It gets worse… we call him the minute man (i bet you can suspect why).
He can probably only slay freshmen.- nik
Nice tattoo work. Did you want it to look like it was done by highlighters?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Ashley Faye Simon, the grimiest wh*re of the greater Austin area. Her trailer park parents quickly gave up her as a partially aborted fetus for adoption after seeing how mongoloid her face was. She now lives off her dad, scraping every spare change from his pockets that she can get. Ashley has a deep obsession with army pilots, and will do ANYTHING to keep one around. In her most recent relationship, she claimed to be on birth control to get pregnant and wedlock a guy in. Her nightly beer and Benadryl mix she has to take to fall asleep caused a miscarriage and the lucky guy slipped away. Her uterus walls are so badly beaten and scraped from the various abortions she had, she can no longer carry children. After cheating on her boyfriend who was deployed, she contracted herpes and now spreads it to any willing soldier that will get between her cottage cheese legs. Time and time again, she’ll get on various dating websites to try and reel in a soldier overseas or in various states so that they have no idea of her true side. Be wary of this potato dumpling drunk Buda body drd infested scum, she is famous for her solo POV videos that she has sent to all her ex’s. Those videos can be seen on any free porn website (when she doesn’t have an outbreak). [Click here to see her toy]
Sex is not the answer to your depression.- nik
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Billie Jo Davis is out of her mind. She needs help coming down to reality. Shes a 30 something year old who will not let go of trying to be 20. Shes not only hideous but also has an awkward boy body. She tried out for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and got offered a spot on the Dallas Stars. Anyone whos ever been around those organizations know that all of the DCC rejects get sent to the Dallas Mavericks and THEN to the Stars. It takes about 0 skill to sweep ice. Stop bragging to all your underage boys on fb, if thats not bad enough she apparently got ‘ditched’ by her BDay date because he ‘spent all his money on clothes’….He’s such a winner. So she took to her FB to find a runner up. Cant imagine how thats going to end.
She is too old for me to even talk about.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, I mean I dont even know where to start with this one. This right here is David Walker also known as David DayDay James also known as “dayday” He claims that he was on the Texas Tech Raiders football team as number 7 in 2007 and 2008 obviously unaware that you can look up the roster lmao. In 2007, the only players as number 7 were Ryan Rowland as the QB and Darcel McBath as the FS. lol. and in 2008, the only players for number 7 were Seth Doege as the QB and Darcel McBath as the safety. I guess David did his research and is in love with these men. He is the dumbest person with money as well flashing it all over facebook I mean come on grow up. How about you use that tax check/student loans to actually go to school and become something instead of pretending to be something you aren’t. He is the biggest phony/scumbag to walk this earth. Ladies stay far away from this freak. Check out the links to the rosters and see for yourself lmao. [Click here for the '07 roster, and here for the '08 lies]
David Walker stop lying to make friends.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been at Texas Tech for almost 4 years and I’ve never seen a girl take more dicks than this girl. Misses Del Rio or also known as Mexibangz. This girl is famous for loving it in the *ss, and fucking multiple crews and clicks. One of my friends ALSO f*cked her and told me she pissed all over him. WHAT TYPE OF SH*T IS THAT NIK? Anyone and everyone please stay away from this dirty girl. UNLESS YOU LIKE TAG-TEAMING WITH YOUR BROS cause that b*tch loves that sh*t!
How is it possible that photoshop made her look worse.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Texas Tech tennis player is an all-around beauty. Beautiful natural blonde hair and smile (with dimple) that attracts any guy she wants. She’s not “sexy” beautiful, but just all around very cute, fun, nice, and classy. A perfect girl for a guy to bring home to meet his mother.
Her body looks her age, but her face not so much. If I had to rate her she would be a 5.887281 in my book. Definitely not worth giving her my throat cream.- nik