THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve been a huge fan for a long time and noticed that “Sasha” the original Tranny Manny has been in hibernation, with that being said, I have a new tranny that should be a Dirty Celeb. This is Audrey “The Star”, he, she, it, or whatever travels back and forth from LA and Vegas posing as a chick, yeah, hard to believe that with a face like that, but people fall for it. Just look at the pictures, no real girl is that fugly. I know 100% that it is a man, I went to school with him back in TX, he sorta just disappeared one day and showed up on your site a while ago. With a little investigation, I found out that he changed his name to Audrey, got the full surgery and now trollops around Vegas and LA trying to be an industry bottle rat. Somehow, someway, he/she/it got hired at a pool couple years ago and is now all over the club scene. Nik, please show Audrey that trannys can’t hide like that way you showed “Sasha”.

Oh My God, I know a Vegas player that hooked up with this DUDE. Awesome!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need some help and your advice would really help. I’m leaving for boot camp in three months. I’m not all that worried about it I’m excited actually. Of course I’ve had family and friends tell me they don’t want me to go and the normal sobbing, crying, blah blah blah… But the only person I would really care to hear that from no longer speaker to me. She even blocked me off of fb when I told her when I was leaving and that I was going to miss her. Now there’s too much to this story for me to tell you entirely so ill make it short. We lived together for 4 months grew really attached to each other. I would always tell get how much she meant to me and how much I cared for her and she would tell me too. Well things got a little difficult so I moved out and we broke up but continued to talk. When I decided to enlist she heard that I was joining we got back together. But then she started getting really weird, she was ignoring my text, ect. So I didn’t flip out to much cause I didn’t want to be “that guy”. When it got to be about three weeks of her ignoring me I sent her a simple message on fb saying when I was leaving and that even though she was ignoring me I still cared for her and would miss her. Then she sent me a message and said that she still cared for me to and asked when I was leaving for sure. Then she blocked me! I was shocked at first cause I just didn’t know what to think and we haven’t spoken since. Nik what I’m asking is if I should try and talk to her before I leave. I love this girl Nik with everything she’s all I think about. But by her actions is it even worth trying should I just leave it be and let her deal with the guilt or is that why she blocked me cause she couldn’t handle the fact of me leaving. I just don’t know Nik so what would you do. Your advice would really help thanks.

Go find your life and experience what the world has to offer. Your heart will get over this in 15 days once you leave your environment. If this girl really loves you she will wait, but I can tell you from her actions she is planning to move on with someone else. Go serve our country and not serve her (DreamKiller).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Keely Burke is a super-sl*t who deserves to be put on blast.. so instead of stopping before I start, I just want to tell the world a couple things about this girl. First of all, she will literally have sex with anything that has a penis.. including small horses and in some cases large dogs. If you’re having trouble picking her out in a crowd, she’s the one wearing blue-jean shorts half way up her ass while her cellulite clings to her flabby legs for dear life. If you look closely enough you will see that her wide-set vagina releases toxic/smelly juices that literally erode and eat away her sorry excuse for shorts. You may not be able to tell from the pictures, but her teeth are even worse to look at than her disgusting body. I don’t think she’s ever heard of a tooth brush. The gunk and build up on one tooth alone, if scraped off, could feed a small child for days. I could paint an entire wall with the eye-liner she applies in one day. Gross. Nik, can you please tell this girl to close her legs and take a bath? Sincerely, Concerned Citizen.

Keely needs to comb forward with her hair to hide the block.- nik