THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty sl*t is Chandler Keilberg. She is a freshman at Texas Tech and is probably the dirtiest b*tch I’ve ever come in contact with. She cheats on every boyfriend she has and thinks she’s the hottest sh*t thats ever walked the planet. She thinks she’s cool because she goes to the clubs with her fat friend Jen Johnston (as seen on the dirty) and now they’re roomies. I warn anyone who comes in contact with her… DONT. She’s a backstabbing wh*re and doesnt give a f*ck if a guy has a boyfriend or not, she will infect their greg with her nasty cave. She seems like a sweetheart at first but DONT BE FOOLED BY THIS FAKE *SS BITCH!

IT really must be hard to find normal pants when your thighs each weigh 50 tons.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanna talk about fake? This b*tch defines it, she would put any barbie to shame. I don’t know what f*cked her up more; either the bleach in her hair sunk in to deep or the fact that she got her ass handed to her from talking sh*t. Her ego is as big as her forehead, and she spends way too much time trying to look like a barbie rather than trying to fix her conceited personality.

I still can’t get over how far back her hairline starts.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was in Dallas last weekend and the only person I saw everywhere with bottles and girls that looked liked models …… tell me different? He seems to be on of the coolest Douchebags in the history of Dallas and I would sleep with him in a second if he ever game me a chance.  You can tell this guy has game and swagger.

He only has chicks around him because he is for the Gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ESPN has gone too far! As of Thursday they have suspended college football write Bruce Feldman INDEFINITELY for assisting former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach in writing his upcoming book. And get this, he had PERMISSION from ESPN to help Leach write the book, guess when they saw what a dougebag Craig James looked like from leaked excerpts of the book they decided to bring down the banhammer on Feldman. ESPN’s bias towards James is unprofessional to say the least! Not to mention James might be one of the worst, least liked announcers in college football. This is a man who is a liar and a cheater and went out of his way to see a good coach lose his job because he wouldn’t play his talentless son!! And let’s not forget this is a man who wants to run for senate! He is a SNAKE, what has our country come to when a man like this thinks he can speak for the people! This is about to be ESPN’s waterloo, #freebruce has already been trending since the story broke. I hope the ESPN execs feel like morons.

Bruce better pray this book actually sells.- nik