Texas Tech | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

She Needs To Fix Her Conceited Personality

August 15, 2011 Dallas, Texas Tech, The Dirty 73

It's Barbie Bitch.

It's Barbie Bitch.

It's Barbie Bitch.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanna talk about fake? This b*tch defines it, she would put any barbie to shame. I don’t know what f*cked her up more; either the bleach in her hair sunk in to deep or the fact that she got her ass handed to her from talking sh*t. Her ego is as big as her forehead, and she spends way too much time trying to look like a barbie rather than trying to fix her conceited personality.

I still can’t get over how far back her hairline starts.- nik

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Sex Education

August 15, 2011 San Antonio, Texas Tech 25



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik …… this is Febra Gaitan, a local teacher here in San Antonio. She is the biggest sloooooot around town. Ladies, becareful because she will sleep with your man single, married, taken, or not. She opens her legs to any guy and she won’t back off. She has no self respect and when she gets busted…. she will start to tell everyone that YOU are the crazy one. She claims to be nice and friendly but she is a backstabber. She also is involved with filming different projects locally, but they seem to go nowhere because they are pathetic like her. This girl is so fat I’ve heard she has cottage cheese build up from going guy to guy in less than 24 hours. Someone needs to TEACH-HER a lesson!!! lol lol So what do you think NIK??

I think she’ll be able to chew on her cheeks in a couple years.- nik

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Posting Yourself On TheDirty Will Not Help Your Chances Of Getting Laid

July 23, 2011 Dallas, Dirty Athletes, Texas Tech, The Dirty 67




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was in Dallas last weekend and the only person I saw everywhere with bottles and girls that looked liked models …… tell me different? He seems to be on of the coolest Douchebags in the history of Dallas and I would sleep with him in a second if he ever game me a chance.  You can tell this guy has game and swagger.

He only has chicks around him because he is for the Gays.- nik

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July 18, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Texas Tech 1

ESPN has no SHAME!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ESPN has gone too far! As of Thursday they have suspended college football write Bruce Feldman INDEFINITELY for assisting former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach in writing his upcoming book. And get this, he had PERMISSION from ESPN to help Leach write the book, guess when they saw what a dougebag Craig James looked like from leaked excerpts of the book they decided to bring down the banhammer on Feldman. ESPN’s bias towards James is unprofessional to say the least! Not to mention James might be one of the worst, least liked announcers in college football. This is a man who is a liar and a cheater and went out of his way to see a good coach lose his job because he wouldn’t play his talentless son!! And let’s not forget this is a man who wants to run for senate! He is a SNAKE, what has our country come to when a man like this thinks he can speak for the people! This is about to be ESPN’s waterloo, #freebruce has already been trending since the story broke. I hope the ESPN execs feel like morons.

Bruce better pray this book actually sells.- nik

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That Tattoo Doesn’t Do Her Any Justice

June 14, 2011 Dallas, Texas Tech 14

That Tattoo doesn't do her any Justice

That Tattoo doesn't do her any Justice

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This nasty girl thinks she has it all. She went ahead and forwarded these pics to everyone on her phone. Saying,” Look at my hot new tat”. This girl thinks shes hot and works as a cashier at Wal-Mart. She tells her friends that she’s with all these guys and come to find out they don’t exist. She’s known to have a problem with falling in love within 5 minutes of meeting a guy and come to find out they are always gone after she gets paid. Somebody needs to put this thing in line, she admitted into being adopted because her real mother didnt want her. She claimed to have never had children, but the body shot claims otherwise. Beware of this nasty skeezer.

No tattoo would do her any justice.- nik

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She Is Gorgeous

May 23, 2011 Texas Tech, Would You? 4

She is a Gorgeous

THE DIRTY ARMY: Known this chick since high school. She was gorgeous then and I think is now. So tell me, would you?

Answer: No, her cheeks stick out a bit too much and she has a rounded chin.

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May 3, 2011 Dallas, Texas Tech, Would You? 56




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sarah Witt. She is a class a sloot who thinks she’s hot sh*t and all the boys want her and all the girls are jealous of her. She gets her confidence by f*cking guys and feeling wanted. So tell me Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she has the face of a goblin and it looks like she tried to soften her rolling shoulders in the middle pic.

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Alexis Thinks She Is Too Good For Everyone

May 3, 2011 Dallas, Texas Tech 14

Alexis needs to stop trading sex for drugs.

Alexis needs to stop trading sex for drugs.

Alexis needs to stop trading sex for drugs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis Beard, this girl just thinks shes too good for everyone. Honestly, you would think with a jaw line like that and the amount of drugs she does, that wouldn’t be the case. She really needs a reality check, so Nik, give me your professional opinion on this one.

I think she needs to go to the doctor to fix her head tilt. It kind of freaks me out.- nik

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