Answer: No. She has the worst uniboob ever and a huge gut.
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my boy kev, actin a fool! clown him dogg. ps, luv tha site kid!
Dennis Rodman? Is that you?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, so i was hollerin at some girlies on myspace the other day and got to talkin to this beezy. i told her to email me her “sexiiest” pic she had and she did… this was it.. hahaha!!! ridiculous!
Emailer you are further proof that myspace is for stalkers, and the dude you were cyber-flirting with needs to shave his pits.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, shes been myspacin me askin me to come thru to her place and bang the sh*t out of her.. but she’ll only send me this pic of her (its the only one he has). should i go after it? im leaving it in your hands nik.
Dude are you crazy? Guarantee she has rolls upon rolls my friend. Your better off on Craigslist. Just sayin’- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have always been confused with this drill. Lets gather all the troops as close together as possible and make em touch a pole. How many of these dudes do you think had erect gregs?
It looks like the Guinness World Record for biggest game of Tummy Sticks.- nik
It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik