Not Bullet Proof Vest
Did it go through? He has a hole in his chest.- nik
Did it go through? He has a hole in his chest.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, shes been myspacin me askin me to come thru to her place and bang the sh*t out of her.. but she’ll only send me this pic of her (its the only one he has). should i go after it? im leaving it in your hands nik.
Dude are you crazy? Guarantee she has rolls upon rolls my friend. Your better off on Craigslist. Just sayin’- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have always been confused with this drill. Lets gather all the troops as close together as possible and make em touch a pole. How many of these dudes do you think had erect gregs?
It looks like the Guinness World Record for biggest game of Tummy Sticks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, snuck a picture of the two legends.. Dr. J and MJ just kickin it. these guys got it made in the shade… your welcome!!
Your welcome for what? I always see Jordan out making an ass of himself. But thanks for the contribution I guess?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: mark you clearly have a drug problem and need help. quit fu*king your life up!
Emailer please don’t tell me you’re the one who drew that queer little heart on him?- nik