Tatiana Laurent, Escort Rich

March 27, 2014 Los Angeles, UCLA 5 7,928 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Tatiana Laurent, an ex pornstar Natasha Nice. She is retired and claimed no longer involved in porn. But whores will be whores right? She escorts (based on review on TER) which she stronly denies. She goes to UCLA and got really butthurt when her application for transfer to Calpoly was rejected. Why would Calpoly degrade their reputation by accepting an ex pornstar and hooker? Between she just bought a brand new Audi. My only explanation is she escorts frequently. What are your thoughts Nick

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Arlene Riestra Bathroom Model

March 21, 2014 Hollywood, UCLA 1 9,834 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Arlene Riestra ,25yrs.old known as Bathroom Model on Meds!! Claims to be a model , and also works for, an model angency that searches for new clients at the mall. Once told , guys she also modeled for Victoria Secret. Claims , she is very well off , owns a house but really lives with her parents and shares a room with her daughter. So desperate and needy she will be with married men. Just so, her parents wont find out , she is sleeping around with married men, she will have them drop her off or pick her up, down the street from her house. This girl is Bipolar , tells soo many Lies and is a COWARD! Woman watch out !! cause if you are at work , she will be at your house screwing your man , while your children are in the next room.

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Miss Buns Of Steel Emily Meisner

March 15, 2014 Hollywood, UCLA 1 10,029 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik so Miss Buns of Steel has enjoyed the attention she’s been receiving all over town. My bro’s think im crazy but is it wrong to wanna see those buns of steel destroy my Greg?  I’m going for it tonight and hope I have the chance to find out.  You better watch out little mama, I’m going to unload my pistol 4 times before I go out tonight so I will be ready for your buns…


Miss Buns Of Steel Emily Meisner

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Who Is Trinity Warren

March 12, 2014 Thailand, The Dirty, UCLA 207 108,903 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so here is an in question 40 something questionable character, not much is known of this guy, any info will help?  I’m friends with him on Facebook and he claims to be a retired businessman that made a fortune and never has to work again.  We started talking online when I was 16 and now that I turned 18, he wants to fly me to Thailand on a vacation and spend time with him.  He is offering me $1,000 as well to be there for 2 weeks and even promised he would take me shopping.  I just want to make sure he is legit before I have him book my flight.  I can’t wait till high school is over and take this huge vacation, I’m rewarding myself for getting into UCLA on a scholarship.

Suspect. I wouldn’t get on the plane.- nik

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Miss Buns Of Steel Emily Meisner

March 9, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 48 94,985 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the girls name is Emily Meisner and damn is she built like a dump truck!!! I find her kinda sexy if you had to rate her 1 – 10 what would it be?

I wonder if her poop is buff?- nik


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Does She Have The Potential To Be A Dirty Celeb

March 6, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 35 98,127 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my roomate has the biggest crush on this Buff Chick/fitness model for the past year. He thinks she is one of the hottest pieces of ass on the planet I just think she is gross. Nik, put this Hulk Ho!!! on blast I think she would destroy my Greg in an instant and not in a good way.

She?- nik

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Beware Of Logan Sweet My Lady Bruins

February 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 78 98,615 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you might have seen this little guy around campus at UCLA. His name is Logan Sweet and he is one of the sleeziest man sluts I have ever met. Unfortunately I am speaking from experience. Although he was lucky enough to hook up with me at a frat party last year… he CLEARLY has no standards at all and acts on a “quantity not quality” game plan. I just want to let it be known to all my Lady Bruins to STAY AWAY from this creep, he will lure you in with his “Cali Boy” swag and nice smile but once you get him behind closed doors he is SLOPPY and SMALL! He is a total cheater and I would think twice before taking a ride on this little pony.

Did you just call yourself fat?- nik

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I Decided To Go On The Lunch Date

December 20, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 957 154,311 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I did opposite of what you told me to do and I went on the lunch date.  I didn’t see your responce until this morning.  To be honest with you, it was way more like a business meeting.  First off, I have never slept with a black man and I know for a fact my family would disown me if they ever find out.  But here is the arrangement that I made.  The basketball player is married and has a family.  So he proposed this to me.  I have to see him 4 times a month for 2 hours each time and during the off season, go out of town with him once a month for a weekend getaway as well.  At first I told him that he was crazy and insane and I would never do that to his family or my boyfriend.  But he offered me $12,000 per month and we don’t even communicate unless its to set up one of the four dates.  So tell me this Nik?  How do I say no to this?  I currently make $2,400 to $2,600 per month and that is with 160 hours of work, but now in 2 hours I can make more than I did in a whole month.  It will give me time to concentrate on school and so much more time to have for my boyfriend and I.  Also, I can get a LV purse and get a very nice car like all my friends do, so now I will be on their level, but still in school and getting my degree?  I’m going for it, I’m telling my boyfriend and I hope this doesn’t ruin me and I believe I’m strong enough that it wouldn’t.

Please let us know what your boyfriend says. It’s easy for me to tell you NO… but I’m not in your situation. Good luck.- nik


Should I Take The Money And Go To Lunch

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