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Who Is Mara Tiegen’s Plastic Surgeon

May 14, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mara Teigen hands down is one of the hottest girls in Hollywood.  She had cheek implants among other work and I want to ask if anyone knew who her doctor is?  She looks relatively natural and I want to enhance my features as well but want to ask you first if you think she went up in points?

Not a fan of the nose job. I don’t like how the tip points skyward. It’s like I can see her brain 24-7.- nik

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What The Perfect Woman Looks Like

April 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 68


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching a documentary last night on beauty and the scientists broke down what a perfect women would look like, like their features and stuff. It was crazy. Everything the doctor was saying was what I have been reading on The Dirty for years. You should do a lecture on the perfect woman Nik. I can help you organize it at UCLA. I’m totally serious about it. You have a gift, you need to share it with the world.

No thanks.- nik

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Tatiana Laurent, Escort Rich

March 27, 2014 Los Angeles, UCLA 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Tatiana Laurent, an ex pornstar Natasha Nice. She is retired and claimed no longer involved in porn. But whores will be whores right? She escorts (based on review on TER) which she stronly denies. She goes to UCLA and got really butthurt when her application for transfer to Calpoly was rejected. Why would Calpoly degrade their reputation by accepting an ex pornstar and hooker? Between she just bought a brand new Audi. My only explanation is she escorts frequently. What are your thoughts Nick

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Arlene Riestra Bathroom Model

March 21, 2014 Hollywood, UCLA 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Arlene Riestra ,25yrs.old known as Bathroom Model on Meds!! Claims to be a model , and also works for, an model angency that searches for new clients at the mall. Once told , guys she also modeled for Victoria Secret. Claims , she is very well off , owns a house but really lives with her parents and shares a room with her daughter. So desperate and needy she will be with married men. Just so, her parents wont find out , she is sleeping around with married men, she will have them drop her off or pick her up, down the street from her house. This girl is Bipolar , tells soo many Lies and is a COWARD! Woman watch out !! cause if you are at work , she will be at your house screwing your man , while your children are in the next room.

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Miss Buns Of Steel Emily Meisner

March 15, 2014 Hollywood, UCLA 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik so Miss Buns of Steel has enjoyed the attention she’s been receiving all over town. My bro’s think im crazy but is it wrong to wanna see those buns of steel destroy my Greg?  I’m going for it tonight and hope I have the chance to find out.  You better watch out little mama, I’m going to unload my pistol 4 times before I go out tonight so I will be ready for your buns…


Miss Buns Of Steel Emily Meisner

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Who Is Trinity Warren

March 12, 2014 Thailand, The Dirty, UCLA 205

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so here is an in question 40 something questionable character, not much is known of this guy, any info will help?  I’m friends with him on Facebook and he claims to be a retired businessman that made a fortune and never has to work again.  We started talking online when I was 16 and now that I turned 18, he wants to fly me to Thailand on a vacation and spend time with him.  He is offering me $1,000 as well to be there for 2 weeks and even promised he would take me shopping.  I just want to make sure he is legit before I have him book my flight.  I can’t wait till high school is over and take this huge vacation, I’m rewarding myself for getting into UCLA on a scholarship.

Suspect. I wouldn’t get on the plane.- nik

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Miss Buns Of Steel Emily Meisner

March 9, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 48

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the girls name is Emily Meisner and damn is she built like a dump truck!!! I find her kinda sexy if you had to rate her 1 – 10 what would it be?

I wonder if her poop is buff?- nik


Does She Have The Potential To Be A Dirty Celeb

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Does She Have The Potential To Be A Dirty Celeb

March 6, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my roomate has the biggest crush on this Buff Chick/fitness model for the past year. He thinks she is one of the hottest pieces of ass on the planet I just think she is gross. Nik, put this Hulk Ho!!! on blast I think she would destroy my Greg in an instant and not in a good way.

She?- nik

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