UCLA Cheerleader Crystal Loves Cheating On Her Boyfriend While He Is Deployed To Afghanistan

November 16, 2011 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, UCLA 37 8,131 Views

Dirty cheating wh**e

Dirty cheating wh**e

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Crystal, she is a cheerleader at UCLA. She thinks shes hot sh*t and admittedly she was. But in January her boyfriend was deployed to Afghanistan, and as soon as he left, she was on top of every guy on campus. Her legs were not, and are still not shut. When he comes back at the beginning of December I hope he finds EVERYTHING out. Watch out for this dirtbag when your around UCLA anytime soon.

I hope the internet is not invented yet in Afghanistan.- nik



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Nanny Potential

November 14, 2011 Hollywood, UCLA, Would You? 2 7,481 Views

Nanny Potential?

Nanny Potential?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at my friends the other day and his mom was showing us pictures of his cousin. She just did some photo shoot or some crap, anyway I thought she looked like nanny material. What do you think? W0uld you?

I don’t want wild horses around my child.- nik 



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Vancouver’s Biggest Psycho

November 5, 2011 Coquitlam, UCLA, Vancouver 13 8,424 Views

Vancouver's biggest psycho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me introduce you to Vancouver’s BIGGEST psycho .. Jennifer Stanford. She tells everyone that she has her BA from SFU and that she has recieved so many scholarships from universities such as Axford and Harvard but she’s rejecting them because she has promissed Jesus to stay in Vancouver and educate people about Christianity … but in reality she is just a slut who would hook up with ANYONE for $20 …
she thinks she’s the hottest shit around and that every guy would die for her .. but to be honest I have always questioned her sexuality since she has no boobs and she always wears really lose pants … So Nik , would you?

Answer: No, she’s a clinger, that’s the reason she’s staying behind, not for god.



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Nik, Which Procedure Do I Do First

November 3, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCLA 4 7,931 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t been checking out your site for very long (maybe a few months now), but I got hooked almost immediately. I see lots of girls on your site, some pretty, some ugly, some in the middle…and your opinions of them always make me laugh. You’re accurate about 98% of the time, and the other %2 of the time, you’re so wrong, but it’s still damn funny. Here’s my question: I’m pretty average looking, but I’m content with what I have, mostly. I was born and raised in L.A. (where I’m probably a 6.1, but in other parts of America, I’m a solid 8). Not exceptionally pretty, more on the cute side I’d say. A few people I know have had some procedures done, and I’ve gotten curious. I’ve never had anything done, but I wouldn’t know where to start. And that’s where you come in. This might be a hard one. Normally you’d say “start with the nose”, right? Well, my nose is ok. Not too big (except when I smile). No bump. But my smile itself…needs work. I never had braces. (Think “Jewel”, only a little less snaggley). My teeth aren’t yellow or anything, just a little crooked. So in my case, would you fix teeth first? Nose? I wouldn’t dare bypass those and go straight for the +2s. Even though I’m lacking in that department too. I have a decent body, not fat, not bony, just a small chest. What’s your opinion on this matter? Just curious. Overall I know my looks aren’t bad, and I probably wouldn’t change anything (except my teeth). Let me know! Oh, and before you ask about my body, I’m not fat. So don’t recommend lipo. I’d attach a pic, but I’m not after fame like these other B*tches.

The only thing I notice is this picture of Jewel is her teeth. Fix your teeth first then go +2′s and your life will be a lot richer.- nik



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Cat Found A New Mouse

November 3, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 40 11,754 Views

Cat Found A New Mouse

Cat Found A New Mouse

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, less than a week after her break up with Deadmau5, Lindsey Gayle is on the hunt again for money as shes seen at the Playboy Mansion with ‘electronic clothing’ designer Michael Graziano, another Canadian in the electronic music scene. Here’s two pictures she posted of the new couple on her fb page. WTF is up with this girl?!?!?

I am just happy DangerMau5 dumped this trash… she was way too old for him.- nik



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Do Guys Think Girls That Look Like This Are Beautiful

October 31, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 24 9,209 Views

Nik do guys think girls that look like this are beautiful?

Nik do guys think girls that look like this are beautiful?

Nik do guys think girls that look like this are beautiful?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m 19 and just started my Freshman year at UCLA.  My sister is 24 and hangs out with all these wh*res/pornstar/non-famous people that think they are famous… and I wanted to ask you and the guys of The Dirty Army if you guys think this is attractive?  I’m really trying to discover myself and see what direction I should go with my body. Help me out Nik.

If a girl has to pound on makeup or change skin color to think they are hot… they are not beautiful, they are just self made sex objects.- nik



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Meet Aaron Cullen

October 18, 2011 Los Angeles, UCLA 6 6,154 Views

Aaron Cullen

Aaron Cullen

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Aaron Cullen is a low down dirty f*g on the down low. He is a wretched wh*re with a horrible and fake personality. He is a liar and full of sh*t, but what is more full is his *ss – which is full of raw/ uncut gregs! If you know what is good for you, watch out for him! This crab is supposedly an anthropology student at U.C.L.A but he is not enrolled in any of my classes. Ladies and some fellas watch out for this creep!

This is just not ok.- nik 



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She Is Not The “It” Girl In Portland

October 11, 2011 Portland, San Francisco, UCLA 0 6,547 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik – just a few more pics of the nasty sloot Sara Arnold (she is on FB as “Sara Lyn”). Couldn’t have loved your post more about how she thinks she is the “it” girl of Portland (and San Francisco). You asked for more photos… here they are.

She looks like the “Used” girl of Portland.- nik

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