UCLA | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 10

Dr. Love

January 31, 2012 Sacramento, UCLA 19

Dr. Love

Dr. Love

Dr. Love

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy, Jonathan Zielke, has over 3,000 FB friends, comes home for the “holidays”, F’s everything from his high school, to the trash at his former telemarketing work, even people in relwtions with 2 kids… kid is a lost frat sloot!! even though his dad is a prominent white male at a local prestigious catholic school, and he thinks he is a pre-law student..UCLA has no pre-law BA.

Looks like he is into one flavor.- nik

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Loose Lana Gharabeglou

November 23, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, UCLA 24

Lana Gharabeglou

Lana Gharabeglou

Lana Gharabeglou

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of my friends had Lana as a r/mate during freshmen year at UCLA. -Lana, why don’t you tell everyone what you did? Lana stole most of her r/mates term papers and completed assignments to the point that my friend had to report it directly to the school administration and had to sent in photos as proof. Of course, she was dropped! Thank God. What makes this more ridiculous is that this girl has been lying for years that she graduated from UCLA with a sociology degree without a doubt everyone knew she was going to deny it all! She’s tells all her employers that she graduated with a bachelor degree in UCLA, including to her own relatives. She denies she worked at Hooters. It’s pretty sad that she works two jobs now, lives with her parents for free and still can’t get by, financially. Unfortunately, she’s 25 years old still crying over an ex (Jesse) for more than seven years. Her ex is a high school dropout so you see where the influence comes from.

Come on, I know you can make a better greg face then that…its your living.- nik

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UCLA Cheerleader Crystal Loves Cheating On Her Boyfriend While He Is Deployed To Afghanistan

November 16, 2011 Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, UCLA 37

Dirty cheating wh**e

Dirty cheating wh**e

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Crystal, she is a cheerleader at UCLA. She thinks shes hot sh*t and admittedly she was. But in January her boyfriend was deployed to Afghanistan, and as soon as he left, she was on top of every guy on campus. Her legs were not, and are still not shut. When he comes back at the beginning of December I hope he finds EVERYTHING out. Watch out for this dirtbag when your around UCLA anytime soon.

I hope the internet is not invented yet in Afghanistan.- nik

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Nanny Potential

November 14, 2011 Hollywood, UCLA, Would You? 2

Nanny Potential?

Nanny Potential?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at my friends the other day and his mom was showing us pictures of his cousin. She just did some photo shoot or some crap, anyway I thought she looked like nanny material. What do you think? W0uld you?

I don’t want wild horses around my child.- nik 

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Vancouver’s Biggest Psycho

November 5, 2011 Coquitlam, UCLA, Vancouver 13

Vancouver's biggest psycho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me introduce you to Vancouver’s BIGGEST psycho .. Jennifer Stanford. She tells everyone that she has her BA from SFU and that she has recieved so many scholarships from universities such as Axford and Harvard but she’s rejecting them because she has promissed Jesus to stay in Vancouver and educate people about Christianity … but in reality she is just a slut who would hook up with ANYONE for $20 …
she thinks she’s the hottest shit around and that every guy would die for her .. but to be honest I have always questioned her sexuality since she has no boobs and she always wears really lose pants … So Nik , would you?

Answer: No, she’s a clinger, that’s the reason she’s staying behind, not for god.

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Nik, Which Procedure Do I Do First

November 3, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCLA 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t been checking out your site for very long (maybe a few months now), but I got hooked almost immediately. I see lots of girls on your site, some pretty, some ugly, some in the middle…and your opinions of them always make me laugh. You’re accurate about 98% of the time, and the other %2 of the time, you’re so wrong, but it’s still damn funny. Here’s my question: I’m pretty average looking, but I’m content with what I have, mostly. I was born and raised in L.A. (where I’m probably a 6.1, but in other parts of America, I’m a solid 8). Not exceptionally pretty, more on the cute side I’d say. A few people I know have had some procedures done, and I’ve gotten curious. I’ve never had anything done, but I wouldn’t know where to start. And that’s where you come in. This might be a hard one. Normally you’d say “start with the nose”, right? Well, my nose is ok. Not too big (except when I smile). No bump. But my smile itself…needs work. I never had braces. (Think “Jewel”, only a little less snaggley). My teeth aren’t yellow or anything, just a little crooked. So in my case, would you fix teeth first? Nose? I wouldn’t dare bypass those and go straight for the +2s. Even though I’m lacking in that department too. I have a decent body, not fat, not bony, just a small chest. What’s your opinion on this matter? Just curious. Overall I know my looks aren’t bad, and I probably wouldn’t change anything (except my teeth). Let me know! Oh, and before you ask about my body, I’m not fat. So don’t recommend lipo. I’d attach a pic, but I’m not after fame like these other B*tches.

The only thing I notice is this picture of Jewel is her teeth. Fix your teeth first then go +2′s and your life will be a lot richer.- nik

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Cat Found A New Mouse

November 3, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 42

Cat Found A New Mouse

Cat Found A New Mouse

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, less than a week after her break up with Deadmau5, Lindsey Gayle is on the hunt again for money as shes seen at the Playboy Mansion with ‘electronic clothing’ designer Michael Graziano, another Canadian in the electronic music scene. Here’s two pictures she posted of the new couple on her fb page. WTF is up with this girl?!?!?

I am just happy DangerMau5 dumped this trash… she was way too old for him.- nik

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Do Guys Think Girls That Look Like This Are Beautiful

October 31, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 23

Nik do guys think girls that look like this are beautiful?

Nik do guys think girls that look like this are beautiful?

Nik do guys think girls that look like this are beautiful?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m 19 and just started my Freshman year at UCLA.  My sister is 24 and hangs out with all these wh*res/pornstar/non-famous people that think they are famous… and I wanted to ask you and the guys of The Dirty Army if you guys think this is attractive?  I’m really trying to discover myself and see what direction I should go with my body. Help me out Nik.

If a girl has to pound on makeup or change skin color to think they are hot… they are not beautiful, they are just self made sex objects.- nik

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