UCLA | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Beware Of Logan Sweet My Lady Bruins

February 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 78

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you might have seen this little guy around campus at UCLA. His name is Logan Sweet and he is one of the sleeziest man sluts I have ever met. Unfortunately I am speaking from experience. Although he was lucky enough to hook up with me at a frat party last year… he CLEARLY has no standards at all and acts on a “quantity not quality” game plan. I just want to let it be known to all my Lady Bruins to STAY AWAY from this creep, he will lure you in with his “Cali Boy” swag and nice smile but once you get him behind closed doors he is SLOPPY and SMALL! He is a total cheater and I would think twice before taking a ride on this little pony.

Did you just call yourself fat?- nik

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I Decided To Go On The Lunch Date

December 20, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 957


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I did opposite of what you told me to do and I went on the lunch date.  I didn’t see your responce until this morning.  To be honest with you, it was way more like a business meeting.  First off, I have never slept with a black man and I know for a fact my family would disown me if they ever find out.  But here is the arrangement that I made.  The basketball player is married and has a family.  So he proposed this to me.  I have to see him 4 times a month for 2 hours each time and during the off season, go out of town with him once a month for a weekend getaway as well.  At first I told him that he was crazy and insane and I would never do that to his family or my boyfriend.  But he offered me $12,000 per month and we don’t even communicate unless its to set up one of the four dates.  So tell me this Nik?  How do I say no to this?  I currently make $2,400 to $2,600 per month and that is with 160 hours of work, but now in 2 hours I can make more than I did in a whole month.  It will give me time to concentrate on school and so much more time to have for my boyfriend and I.  Also, I can get a LV purse and get a very nice car like all my friends do, so now I will be on their level, but still in school and getting my degree?  I’m going for it, I’m telling my boyfriend and I hope this doesn’t ruin me and I believe I’m strong enough that it wouldn’t.

Please let us know what your boyfriend says. It’s easy for me to tell you NO… but I’m not in your situation. Good luck.- nik


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Should I Take The Money And Go To Lunch

December 19, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 188

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been out here living in Hollywood for 3 years now.  I attend UCLA full-time and have a full-time job… I don’t sleep and to say I enjoy my life is a joke.  My boyfriend of 6 years and I struggle to pay the bills every month and it was so bad at one point that I actually had to miss a semester of school.  All the girls I started school with since have dropped out, but aren’t even working.  They have all become escorts and I can’t help but to be jealous every time we get together and they tell me how lavish of trips they take and how their sugar daddy pays over 1k a month so my friend can be in a nice Mercedes.  It has never crossed my mind, because I do love my boyfriend and I have a soul and self respect.  But am at my breaking point.  I went out with my girl to Playhouse and met a very famous and rich basketball player and he will not leave me alone.  He has offered me to go to lunch and said he would pay me $1000 to do so.  I asked my girls about it and they said its only lunch and no sex… so what should I do?  I’m afraid if I go to lunch for money, what else would I do for money?  I’m not telling my boyfriend, but him and I could really use this $1,000 especially since it’s going to  be an hour or so.  It’s lunch right?  Can’t be too harmless.

Don’t do it because he might make you an offer at lunch that you CAN’T refuse. Like anal for $10k.- nik

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Is This Wrong

December 15, 2013 The Dirty, UCLA 361


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m 22 years old. I met a girl who was 16 at the time (just as I was turning 22) and I fell in love with her. She’s 17 now, and her parents HATE me. They sent her to an institution for some of her problems and found out about me. We’re not supposed to talk to each other, but we do now anyway since she’s gotten out. but I just wanted someone else’s opinion… Is it wrong to be in love with someone so much younger than me? Is she too young? I will still love her no matter the responses, but I just want to know where everyone else stands on this.

You are wasting your time because this looney you are in love with will eventually want to taste another man. So your fantasy of trapping this girl wont work.- nik

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All Fraternities/Sororities Should Be Illegal

December 10, 2013 The Dirty, UCLA 296

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never went to college cause I’m to smart for that sh*t but my little sister is a Sophomore this year at UCLA. My sis is a book geek and only had a few friends after her Freshman year, she wanted to grow and get more friends so she decided to join a sorority this year. She was just telling me what she had to do earlier this year to get into the sorority and I about went crazy. Nik, they made her drink her own piss to prove loyalty and that she really wanted to be in the sorority that bad… and she did it with no problem, she said she would have done a lot more than drink pee to have these friends!!!  Like WTF?  They need to pass a law making all fraternities/sororities illegal because this is just getting out of hand… who does this? Sorry Nik I can’t out my sisters chapter. But as soon as she quits its on like donkey kong.

If I had to guess… Gamma Phi.- nik

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A Big Fix ‘er Upper

October 31, 2013 Hollywood, UCLA 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Khloe, and she is obviously a fat ass chick – but I think she has…potential. Khloe keeps to herself, but I see a sense of mystery surrounding her. Her look is “intriguing” but she is still in dire need of a makeover – STAT! If she lost weight, she would be a 4.65468 at best, so out of relentless curiousity, I’m gonna need your advice on this piece of work! How could she improve the overall look of her face? And which cosmetic procedures would you recommend (after she loses weight, hopefully) I posted a few Facebook photos so you can take a look.

Photoshops her only hope.- nik

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Please Tell Me I’m Wrong

October 23, 2013 Moscow, The Dirty, UCLA 169

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve basically lost all of my friends due to my currently relationship.  I’m only 24 and my fiancé is well into his early 80′s.  He is still very youthful and loves to get out and show me off.  We have been together since I was 18 and he has changed my life for the better.  I have my own house, drive 2 very expensive cars and have a 4 year degree from UCLA.  So I’m not some little gold digger.  For the past 3 years, my fiancé and I have spent a lot of time and money to get my body and face to be exactly like this Russian beauty Yana Yatskovskaya.  I have had multiple face surgeries, multiply lipo suctions, lips, +2′s, legs.. basically the whole deal.  I’m not lazy though, I do have my own personal trainer that I work out with 3 times a week.  My friends have all said I’m crazy for changing myself for a man that will die shortly and I don’t see why they don’t understand.  Are they jealous?  I don’t get it, I work hard and am very happy from what I’ve seen and experienced the past few years.  How do I get my friends to understand I want to do this, he isn’t the one making me do it.

Marry this guy already… what are you waiting for? You are going to miss out on the money.- nik

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Frankie Nelson- Cheats On His Wife

July 30, 2013 Sacramento, UCLA 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Great job outing Weiner! On to another pathetic sociopath. This here is Frankie Nelson. He chased one of my best friends for YEARS. After her father passed away unexpectedly, she was really vulnerable and lost. He took complete advantage of her. They were together for about a year. One of her friends tipped her off about Frankie being married. She confronted him, and he, of course, swore he wasn’t. She sent the woman an email asking if her bf happened to be this woman’s husband. Turns out, he was with my girl the ENTIRE FIRST YEAR OF THEIR MARRIAGE! They had been together for over ten years! This asshle, after being confronted by his wife, calls my friend and says he wants to leave his wife for her, he loves her, and he didn’t admit to having a wife because he knew how much hurt she had already gone through. Thank God she didn’t buy it and take him back! Apparently, his masochistic wife did though! Nik, please post this guy so that his “perfect image” can be obliterated, and other women don’t get hurt.

Bouncers don’t work all night…- nik

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