UCLA | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

I Hate The Cheekbone Trend

July 29, 2013 Hollywood, UCLA 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I absolutely despise the cheekbone trend that has swept social media. Why are girls ruining their faces with these massive tumor-implants? It’s not feminine, it’s not attractive. It’s cartoonish and laughable. Women’s faces are biologically supposed to have volume on the lower half of the face, that is scientifically attracts guys. These girls are mimicking the facial structure of a guy, thin and narrow with prominent cheeks. It’s a horrible trend and needs to be stopped! It ages a chicks face like crazy and someone needs to reach out to these girls and tell them that guys don’t like that. Even plastic surgeons these days are advising against cheek implants because they end up looking like this mess! It is a quality of transvestites and cartoon characters. Please for the love of god, stop this trend Nik. You started the ITG trend, so I think you can stop this monstrosity.

I’ll good with the medium size cheek bone implant to maintain proportion, but the large ones favor mother Russia for me.- nik

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Advice For Us

July 29, 2013 UCLA 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you seem to know whats going on when it comes to other men hanging around with escorts. But for some of us guys that want to try to hire escorts for the first time we’d like to know how exactly to go about this. Could you give us some advice or steps to follow the better ensure that no laws are broken and that nothing we do is illegal. What things would you recommend we do in order to have a good legit time. I’m really interested in hiring an escort but I’d like to know what I do after I know what girl I’d like to contact.

I have no idea. I have never hired one before.- nik

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Psycho Marine

July 25, 2013 Marine Corps, San Antonio, UCLA 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This guy is named Chris Rodriguez he is a psycho path foreal and hes nasty he will snap on you in a sec he needs to b put away!! hes on CL looking for friends..so becareful because he seems nice at first then he goes crazy hes just trying to get in ur pants! I posted him on CL Too so i can let the ladies beware of him im sure he has some kind of disease so fyi beware of this psycho path!!! Nik plz let theses ladies know about him!

Is that a flag on his trigger finger…- nik

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The Not So Innocent Alabama Boy

July 24, 2013 Santa Monica, UCLA 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so a couple weeks ago we went to this party and a whole shit fest went down. We met Alexander outside on the balcony and he seemed so innocent and sweet! He moved here from Alabama I think 2 years ago and had the cute accent that made us want to give him a hug. We were so wrong. Behind those innocent eyes and accent was a cruel intentions bitch. Ok so my friend who shall remain nameless might have made out with Alexander’s really good friends boyfriend a few weeks ago at EDC. Alexander’s friend Amanda apparently enlisted Alexander’s help to bring chaos to my friends life. Everyone already had the idea that my friends boyfriend might have experimented with guys in the past but no one had any proof. I thought he was just metro and sensitive. I was so wrong. As the night went on we all got pretty drunk. Alexander kept talking to my friends boyfriend but she told me they were bonding over scuba diving stories. next thing i know I am watching my friends boyfriend sticking his tongue down Alexander’s throat!! A full on make out session in the bathroom!!! My friend starts freaking out and screaming at her boyfriend and Alexander (I can’t repeat what she said). Thats when we all got the biggest shock! Alexander the gay slut smiles and looks at my friend and said ” Doesn’t feel good when your boyfriend makes out with someone else, does it? Best regards from Amanda.” He then calmly walks out and leaves with a friend laughing and screaming “Mission accomplished.” Karma is a bitch. I guess evil really does come in all forms.

I’m confused.- nik

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The Guy with the Porno Tattoos

July 15, 2013 San Diego, UCLA 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey Nik.. Check this guy out, his name is John Cox. he loves the porno girls so much he got Tattoos of them on his arms… LOL

I don’t know whats worse, the work or his commitment.- nik

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What’s With The Caterpillar Eyebrows

June 24, 2013 The Dirty, UCLA 88

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why do chicks think drawing on caterpillar eyebrows and smoking weed everyday is so cool? I think both are trashy and disgusting.  And shows that this girl has no motivation in life… on a side note Nik, have you ever kissed a girl who is a pothead?  They always have the worst breath.

I always say frenching a stoner is like licking a skunks ass hole.- nik

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Kurt Pinto Is The God Of Vegas

June 17, 2013 Las Vegas, UCLA 27

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, keeping this short and sweet like Mr. Pinto’s eyebrows… you haters need to stop hating, his girlfriend Chewy isn’t the only one sleeping with people for money.  They are both paid and that is why they are such a great couple when they are together.   Bottom line, money talks and Kirt has it… haters keep hating. – The Vegas God

Pinto you need the attention that bad?- nik

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Apparently Raychiel Really Is The New Bomba

June 13, 2013 The Dirty, UCLA 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik– there is an entire photoshop tag of Raychiel on Tumblr. She is so beautiful before, I have no clue why she feels the need to photoshop her body like that. She claims that she doesn’t photoshop, but you can clearly see the difference between her video stills and pictures… in her Gifs her body is crazy, too… I have no clue if it’s even possible to photoshop a GIF… but clear difference between the video still and photoshopped picture!!! Also, she was posted on Atlnightspots and commenters found her before youtube videos where she had no figure at all–so she possibly has had surgery–now those videos have been suddenly removed from her account.

Looks like another LIAR like Bomba. Take the pillows out of your hips.- nik


Raychiel Is The New Bomba

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