THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so first off, I really admire your opinion, so please help me out here. I’ve been working at my job for going on 3 years and I have a son and a daughter. I work like crazy I have such a bad feeling leaving them at home because I’m never there and always working. What should I do? Should I tell my boss that I can’t do it anymore because to be honest with you I don’t think he would care. In my point my babies need me and I should be able to enjoy them while they’re small. Btw I hate to sound ungrateful but I work too much and that place is stressing me out. I’m not the kind of person to quit and give up but I really don’t think I can do this any longer. I got a * promotion* 3 months ago that doesn’t even feel like a promotion because I do more work than before that has nothing to do with my new position. What to do?  Oh and btw, that is a image I googled.  Not me.

The more you are around your kids, the less f*ck ups they will become in the future.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik why do people brand themselves permanently into a lower cast of american society? Don’t they realize guys like me with degrees and jobs can never take them home or marry them? Forever they will be low class stripper look-a-likes? This needs to stop. Also get rid of the Kardashians if you could. thanks. how big are those girls vaginas anyways at this point? Kanyee has to use at least 4 platinum records to fill that hole.

Weird Kardashian segway, but I agree with you on the neck tattoo issue. Why force white trash on yourself?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been DA for a while now and I wanted to thank you for the awareness.  I’m currently 22 and 2 quarter semesters away from graduating at UCLA.  I consider myself a pretty girl, I’m 5’4, blonde, hazel eyes and have DD gummy bear +2′s that sit perfect and no refund gap.  For the past few years, while I’ve been busting my ass at school so I can earn 50-60K a year, I have been watching my girlfriends from high school that never went to college, take trips all over the world, drive very nice cars and own their own homes.  All from sleeping with Trouts, they never work and make over 15k a month that is not even taxed.  I have been against it forever until the last few months, I have been following other porta potties I have seen on this website and they all have the best life.  Like here is mega Porta Potty Jenna Bentley, hanging out with Ludacris, Nicki Minaj and Will.I.Am.  All from having sex for money, why would I not want to do this?  Do you think I like watching the American Music Awards at home doing homework?  No, I want to be front role next to Nicki Minaj, I want to be there having sex with Ludacris and Will.I.Am at the same time after the awards.  And the more I think about it, with this degree I’m getting, I will never have a fun life trying to pay back my student loans.  So Nik, you have my email, please forward my pics and email to any rich Trouts you know. PLEASE.

I feel like Nicki Minaj is the new Lil Kim. Her face keeps looking scarier and scarier. Hey UCLA girl, there is this thing called PRIDE. You are on a more self-fulfilling path than you know… quick money and cheap thrills to bang celebrities your kids will not care about means nothing. Life is not a race or a contest and don’t be fooled by images you see on the internet. These whores don’t live for themselves, they live for their social networks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow this chick really has hit rock bottom. Her name is Varunie Vongsvirates and is dating Allister Blackham (EC TWIN) douchebag. He has cheated on her left and right with numerous women. I have text msgs and fb msgs he has sent to me. It’s obvious he doesn’t care for her at all and makes fun of her. She has been arrested and is actually instagramming the rolex watch she wants for him cheating. Can you say golddigger?

They should get married. EC Twins can’t afford that watch Varunie unless it’s a Folex.- nik