Why Do Hot Girls Brand Themselves With Neck Tattoos

December 4, 2012 Newport, The Dirty, UCLA 455 10,706 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik why do people brand themselves permanently into a lower cast of american society? Don’t they realize guys like me with degrees and jobs can never take them home or marry them? Forever they will be low class stripper look-a-likes? This needs to stop. Also get rid of the Kardashians if you could. thanks. how big are those girls vaginas anyways at this point? Kanyee has to use at least 4 platinum records to fill that hole.

Weird Kardashian segway, but I agree with you on the neck tattoo issue. Why force white trash on yourself?- nik



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It Is Official, I’m Quitting College And Becoming A Porta Potty

November 26, 2012 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty, UCLA, University Of Memphis 304 7,132 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been DA for a while now and I wanted to thank you for the awareness.  I’m currently 22 and 2 quarter semesters away from graduating at UCLA.  I consider myself a pretty girl, I’m 5’4, blonde, hazel eyes and have DD gummy bear +2′s that sit perfect and no refund gap.  For the past few years, while I’ve been busting my ass at school so I can earn 50-60K a year, I have been watching my girlfriends from high school that never went to college, take trips all over the world, drive very nice cars and own their own homes.  All from sleeping with Trouts, they never work and make over 15k a month that is not even taxed.  I have been against it forever until the last few months, I have been following other porta potties I have seen on this website and they all have the best life.  Like here is mega Porta Potty Jenna Bentley, hanging out with Ludacris, Nicki Minaj and Will.I.Am.  All from having sex for money, why would I not want to do this?  Do you think I like watching the American Music Awards at home doing homework?  No, I want to be front role next to Nicki Minaj, I want to be there having sex with Ludacris and Will.I.Am at the same time after the awards.  And the more I think about it, with this degree I’m getting, I will never have a fun life trying to pay back my student loans.  So Nik, you have my email, please forward my pics and email to any rich Trouts you know. PLEASE.

I feel like Nicki Minaj is the new Lil Kim. Her face keeps looking scarier and scarier. Hey UCLA girl, there is this thing called PRIDE. You are on a more self-fulfilling path than you know… quick money and cheap thrills to bang celebrities your kids will not care about means nothing. Life is not a race or a contest and don’t be fooled by images you see on the internet. These whores don’t live for themselves, they live for their social networks.- nik



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RC Levell, AKA Master Gypsy

November 21, 2012 Dirty Business, Hollywood, UCLA 79 10,293 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: HI Nik! Long time reader…LOVE thedirty.com!! I want to let everyone in Los Angeles know NOT to do business with RC Levell, aka Randy Levell, aka RC Casellas. He has many alias and has stolen from people for years!! He claims to own a record label company and claims to eat lunch with Eminem and Jay-Z on the reg but it is all lies!! He has DRD and will tell girls anything to get them in bed!! HE IS A MASTER GYPSY, steals money from young innocent girls and will scam you out of everything!!! DO NOT DO BUSINESS WITH THIS MAN and RUN WITH YOUR HAIR ON FIRE!!! BEST CON-ARTIST hands down in LA. He claims to be brothers with Milo Levell, choreography to the stars and long-time friend of the late Michael Jackson. ALL LIES!!

Ask to see some pictures.  A guy like this would surely snap some pictures.- nik



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The Downward Spiral Of Varunie Vongsvirates

November 18, 2012 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 14 5,926 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow this chick really has hit rock bottom. Her name is Varunie Vongsvirates and is dating Allister Blackham (EC TWIN) douchebag. He has cheated on her left and right with numerous women. I have text msgs and fb msgs he has sent to me. It’s obvious he doesn’t care for her at all and makes fun of her. She has been arrested and is actually instagramming the rolex watch she wants for him cheating. Can you say golddigger?

They should get married. EC Twins can’t afford that watch Varunie unless it’s a Folex.- nik



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UCLA’s Frank

November 8, 2012 UCLA 3 10,176 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Frank is a student at UCLA. He is totally stuck queen with an apparent aversion African Americans! Its a shame that he lives in such a multicultural city and yet he is filled with so much hate toward his fellow man. He is really uptight and talks lot of sh*t – but he is scared to back it up. I guess I would fall back too… because when you are a queen like him and talk with a lipse and have small testicles I understand. Anyways put this b*tch ass/racist queen on blast and tell him I said to get the dicks out of his mouth and his loose ass! I have a pic he sent to me by the way! #Enjoy

Frank easy on the photoshop.- nik



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UCLA’s Christina Cagle

October 22, 2012 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 52 6,753 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted you to check out this beautiful girl Christina Cagle.  I’m tired of people saying USC has better looking girls.  Those people are on crack.  What do you think about this beauty and please tell me if you were in your early 20′s you would not want to attend UCLA over USC.

Sorry, I’m USC all the way. I rather accidentally knock up a chick with rich parents then get stuck having a smart girl try to extort me for 18 years.- nik



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Rehab Didn’t Work For Turbo

October 11, 2012 Houston, The Dirty, Turbo, UCLA 54 6,021 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you posted Turbo’s friend Playmate Veronica Gomez who was spotted in Houston doing some mollys with Turbo in a bathroom at some bar.  I guess Turbo’s rehab didn’t seem to pay off.  It is crazy how some girls just can’t get it together in life and think partying is something they have to do over and over to be cool.  Get your act straight Turbo and enjoy this one life we are given.

Turbo is the one with the HUGE ass and yes they are doing the Hitler stache gang sign.- nik



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I Can’t Believe I Fell For My Recruiters Lies

September 22, 2012 San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty, UCLA, USC 122 15,443 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a freshman at SDSU and last year as a senior in high school had several scholarship offers to play football.  I went and checked out, SDSU, USC, and UCLA.  I chose SDSU for 2 reasons: 1.  Its a smaller school so I figured it would give me a better chance to play ball in the NFL and 2. the main reason was because of all the hotties my recruiter introduced me to.  As a 17 year old I slept with two amazing Senior girls that I still can’t get out of my head during my recruiting trip.  Anyway, I was told SDSU is one of the rare schools that has an abundance of hot girls ever year.  Well school started this year and I feel like I have been completely scammed, not too many hot chicks around here and many of the hot ones are taken by upper classmen.  I’m highly debating on transferring schools after ball is over.  Wanted to ask your opinion on it.  I’m sure UCLA and USC would love to have me but I didn’t see any talent down there either.  Help me out Nik.

You need to go to Oregon or Ohio State. The freshman girls give it up a lot easier and they don’t gain as much weight going into their Sophomore year.- nik



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