THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a bit of a problem. I am a natural blonde who has been dying my hair brunette for years! I look great with brunette hair because it makes my blue eyes pop. I want to go back to my natural color (Blonde) but dispute what you advise, I get the WORST attention as a blonde. When my hair has been brunette I’m generally approached by more mature men with better jobs (Sorry to say, but guys get your sh*t together) and all of the guys who hit on me tend to be very classy about it. Now, until a few years ago I was a blonde, I always got sleezy guys using terrible pick up lines and bad jokes or what ever they thought I’d fall for. Bottom line. The quality of men was WAY better as a brunette. But now I want to return to my natural color as a blonde, but I even though I have a boyfriend, I’m really not into all of the negative attention from guys when transitioning back. Nik, why do guys treat blondes different and what can I do to ward off the creepers?? I’ve been told by many people I look like Mirranda Kerr, I agree she looks better blonde.

The sex is better as a Blonde. Guys look at brunettes as potential baby wombs not sexual objects they can ravage.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Pamela. She moved into the Gables P17 in downtown/uptown Dallas. Okay here’s the deal: who is she. She’s pretty, nice, so not into herself (given that most ppl are-especially in Dallas or other major cities), and has an amazing closet. I counted 43 Louboutins. Who can afford that at the tender age of 24? All of which she said because of a settlement she won back in 09 which resulted in a broken neck. Oh yes, she has a place in Beverly Hills where she usually resides (for school ‘UCLA’ purposes…riiiiight!) Nik, find out more info on her. I can’t. She’s rarely here but has her s**t together.

Sounds like a con-artist Gypsy trying to infiltrate the Dallas Mavericks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I love your site. But, I just had to ask WHERE ARE THIS GIRLS PARENTS?! She constantly posts pictures like this. Either in barley any clothes or in bed with her boyfriend! Umm way to market the fact that you’re sleeping together. And it doesn’t help the fact that this girl walks around like shes so hot when in fact we all know she smells like noodles.

She can do better than lawnmower lines Larry.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met my husband when we were both freshman in high school at the young age of 14.  It was love at first site, we have never broken up or cheated on each other or anything.  We got married right after high school and both attended UCLA where he was an All-American linebacker.  We always knew he would be in the NFL and life would be peachy once he got drafted.  Senior year he got a knee injury and became hooked on painkillers and never recovered from the injury.  Now I love him unconditionally and would never leave his side… but 2 months ago, he got the genius idea that he is going to be a rapper.  Since then, I’ve been questioning my life everyday.  All he does, is smoke weed and drink alcohol all day long with his black rapper friends at their studio.  He has never smoked weed or liked drinking, so I asked him why he is doing this?  And he tells me he is doing it so he can become the rapper superstar he knows he will be.  He is wearing his hat sideways, talking like a black guy and says the “N” word more than anything… I can’t take it… I’ve asked him to stop with this and he looks at me like I’m crazy and that he is going to succeed somehow in the rap game?  like WTF.  Nik, any help here?  Cause I’m not leaving him.

Leave him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Signe Siemsen, an American Apparel model and socialite from Sweden.  I don’t get it, everyone is so sprung on this chick but I don’t see it.  Nothing special sticks out to me about her, maybe its because I’ve been DA for 3 years now and have trained eyes.  Nik, am I wrong about her?

I don’t see it either… her face is longer than a ruler. Anything over 12 inches, I’m out.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Puff Daddy’s son apparently received a $54,000 scholarship from UCLA. He accepted it. According to the internet P. Diddy’s net worth is 500 million dollars. Makes you wonder how rich the other kids applying for scholarships are? (Note, sarcasm) Thoughts?

I’m hoping Sean Combs sponsors some underprivileged kids who can’t afford college, matching the money his son got. That’s what I would do if Press received a scholarship.- nik