THE DIRTY ARMY: Tell me nik, with all these young college girls anyone strike your fancy? UCSB’s finest?
Answer: No, everyone of them is trying to pull off some kinda leg trick.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch is Ashley. She thinks she’s the shit and has the worst personality. She is incapable of smiling and has the biggest nose and worst skin! I mean its called a plastic surgeon and dermatologist, not that hard. Anyways, would you?
Answer: No, she’s shaped like a board.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik as im sure your aware there is a mattress on the lose here in Hollywood. Her name is Haley kidd aka princess ava she has gone from being a low paid porn star to a filthy craigslist hooker.. She post pics on her facebook and instagram like she is live the dream..someone needs to call the health department and get this dog off the streets
Looks like your ironing board is broken.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik so this girl named Haley Kidd used to get around San Clemente when she was in high school. She thought she was some hot sh*t and slept around quite a bit. Not surprised at all to find out shes doing cheap college pornos now. Apparently a friend of hers sent the porno that she was in to her parents which enraged her into calling her friends c*nts and other things of that nature. Idk if she expected to just secretly film a porn and still be her parents “little angel”. So I think its time you put this girl on blast Nik. Not only did she call her friends c-words for exposing her behavior but apparently she spent the 10K that she got paid to fill her coochie with multiple random gregs on a week long rave adventure in Ibiza.
Please tell me she is the one with the hairy spider tattoo.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i hate sorority girls. And this is one of the MANY reasons why they are annoying. I can just picture it now…sitting in a circle giggling, thinking this is the greatest idea EVERR!!! UGH. YOU GIRLS PAY FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIPS! Plus…they butchered a classic Biggie song. What do you think Nik?
I tried to find one hot chick in this sorority (which means I watched the whole thing), I was unsuccessful.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyla Trigueiro. She’s a freshman at UCSB, and yet has had sex with over 20 guys in the past month. My boy was so drunk he had sex with her, and ended up getting ch***dia. Be careful guys, this girl is definitely not one to fck, and has the fattest pssy ever.
I don’t think some guys will have a choice…she looks powerful.- nik