Isla Vistas Finest

December 17, 2012 UCSB, Would You? 11 7,769 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tell me nik, with all these young college girls anyone strike your fancy? UCSB’s finest?

Answer: No, everyone of them is trying to pull off some kinda leg trick.



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Brunettes Be B’s

December 14, 2012 Huntington Beach, UCSB 1 6,133 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch is Ashley. She thinks she’s the shit and has the worst personality. She is incapable of smiling and has the biggest nose and worst skin! I mean its called a plastic surgeon and dermatologist, not that hard. Anyways, would you?

Answer: No, she’s shaped like a board.



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Haley Kidd aka Princess Ava Strikes Again

December 6, 2012 Dirty Craigslist, Hollywood, UCSB 88 12,796 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik as im sure your aware there is a mattress on the lose here in Hollywood. Her name is Haley kidd aka princess ava she has gone from being a low paid porn star to a filthy craigslist hooker.. She post pics on her facebook and instagram like she is live the dream..someone needs to call the health department and get this dog off the streets

Looks like your ironing board is broken.- nik



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Fresh New +2′s

November 5, 2012 Sacramento, UCSB 12 9,314 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jenny Skubal AKA Jenny Jaynes FACABOOK PAGE!! ADD HER SHES EASY!!! FRESH NEW BOOB JOB!

She looks a lot better when she’s hiding behind something.- nik



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Haley Kidd aka Princess Ava Is Not Her Parent’s Little Angel

October 9, 2012 Hollywood, San Clemente, The Dirty, UCSB 198 19,379 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik so this girl named Haley Kidd used to get around San Clemente when she was in high school. She thought she was some hot sh*t and slept around quite a bit. Not surprised at all to find out shes doing cheap college pornos now. Apparently a friend of hers sent the porno that she was in to her parents which enraged her into calling her friends c*nts and other things of that nature. Idk if she expected to just secretly film a porn and still be her parents “little angel”. So I think its time you put this girl on blast Nik. Not only did she call her friends c-words for exposing her behavior but apparently she spent the 10K that she got paid to fill her coochie with multiple random gregs on a week long rave adventure in Ibiza.

Please tell me she is the one with the hairy spider tattoo.- nik



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Would You

October 5, 2012 Dallas, UCSB, Would You? 19 8,455 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl just moved from Dallas, Tx to UCSB. She’s always talking about some dumb shit on facebook twitter and a bunch of other sites. Would you?
Answer: No, she’s built like a gymnast.


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UCSD’s KKG Makes A Rap Video

September 17, 2012 Dirty Greeks, San Diego, SDSU, UCSB 13 6,678 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i hate sorority girls. And this is one of the MANY reasons why they are annoying. I can just picture it now…sitting in a circle giggling, thinking this is the greatest idea EVERR!!! UGH. YOU GIRLS PAY FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIPS! Plus…they butchered a classic Biggie song. What do you think Nik?

I tried to find one hot chick in this sorority (which means I watched the whole thing), I was unsuccessful.- nik



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Dumb Fat Hoe In Town

August 30, 2012 Santa Barbara, UCSB 1 8,372 Views

Dumb Fat Hoe In Town

Dumb Fat Hoe In Town

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyla Trigueiro. She’s a freshman at UCSB, and yet has had sex with over 20 guys in the past month. My boy was so drunk he had sex with her, and ended up getting ch***dia. Be careful guys, this girl is definitely not one to fck, and has the fattest pssy ever.

I don’t think some guys will have a choice…she looks powerful.- nik



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