Lara Mirasol Fitness Guru

August 29, 2012 San Diego, UCSB 12 7,218 Views

Lara Mirasol Fitness Guru

Lara Mirasol Fitness Guru

Lara Mirasol Fitness Guru

THE DIRTY ARMY: From craigslist whoring to gogo dancing to fitness whore..would you?

Answer: No, who would wanna look like that.

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Is Dana White Sleeping With Ronda Rousey

August 13, 2012 Las Vegas, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCSB 17 8,198 Views

Is Dana F*cking Ronda Rousey?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, longtime fan, first time poster. Gotta ask, what’s the deal with Dana White and Ronda Rousey? Are the f*cking? Before he was all “Women’s MMA will have no place in the UFC blah, blah, blah” and now he’s rocking her picture on his shirt at UFC events, she’s on the cover of the UFC magazine, he’s saying she could have a place in the UFC, what changed his mind?

No comment.- nik

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Baby Voice Ashley

June 11, 2012 Santa Barbara, UCSB 5 9,646 Views

Baby Voice Ashley

Baby Voice Ashley

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ashley has became an obnoxious c*nt that seems to be doing more drugs than the usual sl*t can handle. She use to be a good girl with some morals that use to actually go to school, and now has seem to lost it. She goes around blowing dudes left and right, claiming them as their “F*CKS” for the night. If you’re lucky enough, you’ll get your chance at this penis flytrap. Rumor has it that shes been double teamed by a guy version of her and his friend. What class this E-tard has. Shes even been known to beg for ecstasy and will basically do anything for a roll. Gentlemen have at it, shes just going to be a great to add for stats and ladies don’t leave your man around her unless you want a threesome. Nik give me some advice on this little IV wh*re who seems to leave her squish mitten open for all, and how we should approach this girl if we see her on dp.

Baby voice but a big girl belly.- nik

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You Can’t Really Blame Her, Obviously Her Parents Don’t Care

June 7, 2012 The Dirty, UCSB 36 10,231 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Samie Hey-Shipton. This young girl fresh out of Junior High School currently enrolled in Alta Vista, 16 years old claiming to be freshmen at UCSB! Where are her parents! This is horrible for a young girl to be out at night in the streets of Isla Vista. Sleeping with 21+ college men… she says she is “18″ men beware of jail bait is it worth spending your whole life in jail for a fraud one night stand. Someone please help this poor girl.

Samie Hey-Shipton, please stop making guys child molesters.- nik

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Swede Studying Alcoholism At SBCC

May 10, 2012 Santa Barbara, UCSB 25 8,891 Views

Dirty SBCC Swede

Dirty SBCC Swede

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Filippa Lennartsson. Shes a ubiquitous leather jacket wearing, fake tan having, Swede studying alcoholism at SBCC in Santa Barbara. Shes a total b*tch and is kinda beat. Put her on blast.

Talk about a neck.- nik

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Is It Too Late For This Freshman At UCSB

April 10, 2012 Dirty Craigslist, Santa Barbara, The Dirty, UCSB 35 9,923 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Samie is really something. She goes around Santa Barbara, and UCSB acting like a dumb sl*t when she is actually really smart. She sleeps with every guy in her sight, and is only a freshman. She needs to be checked, because only god knows what she has.  Someone needs to tell her to stop wasting her potential.

And to wear her hair down at all times. Her brain is massive.- nik

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Butterface Nielah

March 29, 2012 Santa Barbara, UCSB 15 10,010 Views

Penis and Whips Optional

Penis and Whips Optional

Penis and Whips Optional

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one of the most fowel butterfaced sloots you find in IV, and that’s saying something because it is IV named Nielah. She loves drama and attention at any cost. She will have a new set of friends every week because she runs through them so fast but not as fast as she uses up her fuck buddies. As far as I’ve counted her number has reached well over 15 and she is only a freshman. We are pretty sure she had a few pregnancy & DRD scares and planned parenthood has become very familiar with her. If you happen to have the pleasure of getting her over to party or go out and party with her be prepared. You might end the night in a 3-some or have your entire house wrecked because she went crazy. You’ll never know which card you will draw that night. You could get lucky or not so lucky. A few tricks that I’ve picked up on are alcohol is a must, a p*nis and whips are optional and maybe a little snow or ganja to calm her down if she goes loco. The only nice things are her tits cause everything other part has been wrecked. She puts up a front for everyone and changes drastically changing to the point of hating her. One night stands are the definition of this bi*ch. Once she makes new friends she talks mad sh*t on the previous ones. This person is THE Queen of dirty sluoos of Isla Vista.

She must have a great respiratory system with that beak.- nik

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Mst Crew Sac

January 27, 2012 Sacramento, UCSB 43 6,683 Views

Mst Crew Sac

Mst Crew Sac

Mst Crew Sac

THE DIRTY ARMY: would love to know what u think of the guy’s of (MSTcrew) so tell us ppl what u think of the cool guys ??

I think they all live under the same 3 bedroom roof….I deleted 3 of the other guys, too many D bags.- nik

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