UCSB | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

UCSD’s KKG Makes A Rap Video

September 17, 2012 Dirty Greeks, San Diego, SDSU, UCSB 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i hate sorority girls. And this is one of the MANY reasons why they are annoying. I can just picture it now…sitting in a circle giggling, thinking this is the greatest idea EVERR!!! UGH. YOU GIRLS PAY FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIPS! Plus…they butchered a classic Biggie song. What do you think Nik?

I tried to find one hot chick in this sorority (which means I watched the whole thing), I was unsuccessful.- nik

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Dumb Fat Hoe In Town

August 30, 2012 Santa Barbara, UCSB 1

Dumb Fat Hoe In Town

Dumb Fat Hoe In Town

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyla Trigueiro. She’s a freshman at UCSB, and yet has had sex with over 20 guys in the past month. My boy was so drunk he had sex with her, and ended up getting ch***dia. Be careful guys, this girl is definitely not one to fck, and has the fattest pssy ever.

I don’t think some guys will have a choice…she looks powerful.- nik

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Lara Mirasol Fitness Guru

August 29, 2012 San Diego, UCSB 12

Lara Mirasol Fitness Guru

Lara Mirasol Fitness Guru

Lara Mirasol Fitness Guru

THE DIRTY ARMY: From craigslist whoring to gogo dancing to fitness whore..would you?

Answer: No, who would wanna look like that.

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Is Dana White Sleeping With Ronda Rousey

August 13, 2012 Las Vegas, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCSB 23

Is Dana F*cking Ronda Rousey?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, longtime fan, first time poster. Gotta ask, what’s the deal with Dana White and Ronda Rousey? Are the f*cking? Before he was all “Women’s MMA will have no place in the UFC blah, blah, blah” and now he’s rocking her picture on his shirt at UFC events, she’s on the cover of the UFC magazine, he’s saying she could have a place in the UFC, what changed his mind?

No comment.- nik

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Baby Voice Ashley

June 11, 2012 Santa Barbara, UCSB 5

Baby Voice Ashley

Baby Voice Ashley

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Ashley has became an obnoxious c*nt that seems to be doing more drugs than the usual sl*t can handle. She use to be a good girl with some morals that use to actually go to school, and now has seem to lost it. She goes around blowing dudes left and right, claiming them as their “F*CKS” for the night. If you’re lucky enough, you’ll get your chance at this penis flytrap. Rumor has it that shes been double teamed by a guy version of her and his friend. What class this E-tard has. Shes even been known to beg for ecstasy and will basically do anything for a roll. Gentlemen have at it, shes just going to be a great to add for stats and ladies don’t leave your man around her unless you want a threesome. Nik give me some advice on this little IV wh*re who seems to leave her squish mitten open for all, and how we should approach this girl if we see her on dp.

Baby voice but a big girl belly.- nik

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You Can’t Really Blame Her, Obviously Her Parents Don’t Care

June 7, 2012 The Dirty, UCSB 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Samie Hey-Shipton. This young girl fresh out of Junior High School currently enrolled in Alta Vista, 16 years old claiming to be freshmen at UCSB! Where are her parents! This is horrible for a young girl to be out at night in the streets of Isla Vista. Sleeping with 21+ college men… she says she is “18″ men beware of jail bait is it worth spending your whole life in jail for a fraud one night stand. Someone please help this poor girl.

Samie Hey-Shipton, please stop making guys child molesters.- nik

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Swede Studying Alcoholism At SBCC

May 10, 2012 Santa Barbara, UCSB 27

Dirty SBCC Swede

Dirty SBCC Swede

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Filippa Lennartsson. Shes a ubiquitous leather jacket wearing, fake tan having, Swede studying alcoholism at SBCC in Santa Barbara. Shes a total b*tch and is kinda beat. Put her on blast.

Talk about a neck.- nik

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Is It Too Late For This Freshman At UCSB

April 10, 2012 Dirty Craigslist, Santa Barbara, The Dirty, UCSB 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Samie is really something. She goes around Santa Barbara, and UCSB acting like a dumb sl*t when she is actually really smart. She sleeps with every guy in her sight, and is only a freshman. She needs to be checked, because only god knows what she has.  Someone needs to tell her to stop wasting her potential.

And to wear her hair down at all times. Her brain is massive.- nik

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