Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Butterface Nielah

March 29, 2012 Santa Barbara, UCSB 10 9,824 Views

Penis and Whips Optional

Penis and Whips Optional

Penis and Whips Optional

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one of the most fowel butterfaced sloots you find in IV, and that’s saying something because it is IV named Nielah. She loves drama and attention at any cost. She will have a new set of friends every week because she runs through them so fast but not as fast as she uses up her fuck buddies. As far as I’ve counted her number has reached well over 15 and she is only a freshman. We are pretty sure she had a few pregnancy & DRD scares and planned parenthood has become very familiar with her. If you happen to have the pleasure of getting her over to party or go out and party with her be prepared. You might end the night in a 3-some or have your entire house wrecked because she went crazy. You’ll never know which card you will draw that night. You could get lucky or not so lucky. A few tricks that I’ve picked up on are alcohol is a must, a p*nis and whips are optional and maybe a little snow or ganja to calm her down if she goes loco. The only nice things are her tits cause everything other part has been wrecked. She puts up a front for everyone and changes drastically changing to the point of hating her. One night stands are the definition of this bi*ch. Once she makes new friends she talks mad sh*t on the previous ones. This person is THE Queen of dirty sluoos of Isla Vista.

She must have a great respiratory system with that beak.- nik



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Mst Crew Sac

January 27, 2012 Sacramento, UCSB 43 6,641 Views

Mst Crew Sac

Mst Crew Sac

Mst Crew Sac

THE DIRTY ARMY: would love to know what u think of the guy’s of (MSTcrew) so tell us ppl what u think of the cool guys ??

I think they all live under the same 3 bedroom roof….I deleted 3 of the other guys, too many D bags.- nik



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College Is Going Great For Jamie Kaltenback

October 28, 2011 The Dirty, UCSB 27 7,612 Views

FILTHY SO CAL WHORE

(Click on the Image to see a picture her parents would love)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little blonde sl*t is Jamie Kaltenback. Let’s just say shes down for it all. Puts herself out there by telling guys “women are made for using for sex and one night stands”.  Is known for peeing in beds, and throwing up in showers, dumbest blonde bimbo that flashes her fake t*ts all over Isla Vista… news flash honey, your boobs look like a pair of florescent watermelons, put them away, no one wants to see that sh*t! Quit spreading your DRD, sucking everyone’s Greg, and try to remember who you have sex with so you can let them know they need to be tested when you leave those beds you piss on each night of the week. Thank god her twin sister is A LITTLE more conservative…..dont be fooled, the one that goes to city college is plenty more clean than the fatter one that goes to UC.

She has warped nipples.- nik



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She Is The Most Unique Thing

August 8, 2011 Santa Barbara, The Dirty, UCSB, Would You? 27 5,733 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I need your professional opinion. I find this girl incredibly unique. So unique that I can’t even tell if she’s hot. Her name is Mikaela and she’s originally from VanDirty, and she must be part Chinese or something. Her eyes are so blue and shes really skinny and blonde just how you like it. Shes also super rich and now lives Cali. So Nik, what do you think? Would you stick it in?

Answer: No, I don’t stick it in X-Men. She looks like a Swedish-Asian.



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Something Is Not Adding Up

July 26, 2011 Austin, Dallas, The Dirty, UCSB 20 9,449 Views

Facebook Sloot

Facebook Sloot

Facebook Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl claims to be Jessica Smith with her little friend Johanna Shorts. They both have facebooks and talk to all these guys and try to get with them. They say there from Austin Texas but know one has ever met or seen this girl? They dont have cell phones either its 2011 what 20 year old doesnt have a cell phone..Who are these girls for real??

Too be honest, do you really care? She has no upper lip, fat wrinkles on her neck, smokers teeth and her friend is below a 4.69927718 rating. Sounds like a waste of dial-up minutes to me.- nik



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Crazy Biatch

July 14, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, San Jose, UCSB 35 9,900 Views

Crazy Bitch

Crazy Bitch

Crazy Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is McCarthy Bray. She is a crazy b*tch, alcoholic, and huge sl*t everyone knows it. She doesn’t go to UCSB she goes to SBCC because she is f*cking dumb. She is disgusting I mean look at her! She also claims that my friend is a bigger sl*t than her… yeah right i heard she slept with 3 guys in one night at her famous neon party she had her senior year (WH*RE) and who know what her count is now! She is a ugly h*e. She is the fakest girl ever even her tan is fake. Oh yeah I forgot to mention she is a homewrecker. Get a life b*tch cause you suck!

Why are her bottoms so tight? what’s she holding back?- nik



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