THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this fruity prick thinks he’s the straight up sh*t… more like a piece of sh*t… that smells….. his pube face could give you crabs from a mile away. This kid thinks he knows everything about “drugs” tries to impress everyone he meets but ends up just looking like a fool. BEWARE! NOOOO SWAAGGG.
Naked in the University (UCSB) library… every impressive.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dearest Nik, Meet freshman, Danielle Fessenden, the b*tches dtke to walk the streets of Isla Vista and UCSB. Danielle is so far in the closet she’s scissoring the ice queen of Narnia. She must really love it at UCSB because there are bikini clad girls everywhere! Wherever there are half naked girls, Danielle is there. It’s obvious she only joined a sorority so she could sneak in a little groping during pillow fights and powderpuff football. Besides, we all know her previous dorm mate moved out because Danielle was coming on to her and blatantly watching her when she would hook-up or change clothes. She obviously needs to get some soon because she’s been cranky and bitchy beyond belief. Perhaps you could send her a vibrator to tie her over?
They are definitely too comfortable with their looks, I wish they’d loss some self confidence and switch to a sun dress.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am surprised this girl has not been on here before considering she has been with half on the town of Isla Vista in the two years shes lived here. She’s known as the sl*tty Snookie of Isla Vista and yeah she’s a little cuter but after becoming anorexic and loosing 30 pounds she’s got dirty stretch marks and saggy pancake nipples. Not to mention she cakes on bronzer and makeup. She has zero self respect and that’s how she is treated. So if you’re looking for a good time I wouldn’t take her home, but if you’re just looking for that drunk f*ck with someone without having to put in the work this is your girl.
I almost feel sorry for her.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hey this is Ariana Gonzalez, she would be nice to meet you. everybody she meets she gets with. this girl has no class & no self respect. shes so oblivious to everything surrounding to the fact that everyone uses her just for her car! This girl doesnt even care about having to the have sloppy seconds of a lady. i use the term “girl” for her because shes 21-22 years old and has the brain of a 16 yr old. shes so nasty. 99% of santa barbaraians have agreed just by the look of her grosses them out. She looks like too much of a crow. i’m giving you that 1% for judging on what you think. This girl has no classs and is a wanna be kardashian but in reality a pisa with no style or class! shes so grosss. she doesnt look like she takes care of herself. and just her body is so unproportional. justt grossss. So Nik, would you?
Answer: No, her abnormally large nose, mouth and teeth makes her look like a horse.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Marin Packer, always seen at every trance/rave show in LA, Las Vegas etc….Manages to get photos with all the famous djs that stop by..heard she was dating deadmau5 a while back. Who is she and how does she do it?
Being a DJ groupie is the lowest form of scum on earth and I doubt she was ever dating Dangermau5, she is too old for him.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch was on here awhile ago and she deserves to be on again. people tried to say that she was innocent and that everything was a lie. if these pictures dont prove that lauren is a slut then i dont know what will. shes hanging out with porn stars, doing e and coke every other weekend at clubs in la, and fcking everyone. bitch dont take pictures of yourself like this if you dont want everyone to see it. theres no privacy on facebook. if only daddy knew that your using his tuition money to suck dick every weekend. sure you have a hot body but in 10 years you’ll just be a has-been who looks twice her age. so what do you think nik? would you?
Answer: No, your bra should be hidden, you shouldn’t incorporate it into your outfit, only sloots do that.
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