Snooki Started A Really Bad Trend In America

May 23, 2011 The Dirty, UCSB 24 9,751 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am surprised this girl has not been on here before considering she has been with half on the town of Isla Vista in the two years shes lived here. She’s known as the sl*tty Snookie of Isla Vista and yeah she’s a little cuter but after becoming anorexic and loosing 30 pounds she’s got dirty stretch marks and saggy pancake nipples. Not to mention she cakes on bronzer and makeup. She has zero self respect and that’s how she is treated. So if you’re looking for a good time I wouldn’t take her home, but if you’re just looking for that drunk f*ck with someone without having to put in the work this is your girl.

I almost feel sorry for her.- nik



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Ariana Gonzalez

April 8, 2011 UCSB, Would You? 6 6,066 Views

Ariana Gonzalez

Ariana Gonzalez

Ariana Gonzalez

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hey this is Ariana Gonzalez, she would be nice to meet you. everybody she meets she gets with. this girl has no class & no self respect. shes so oblivious to everything surrounding to the fact that everyone uses her just for her car! This girl doesnt even care about having to the have sloppy seconds of a lady. i use the term “girl” for her because shes 21-22 years old and has the brain of a 16 yr old. shes so nasty. 99% of santa barbaraians have agreed just by the look of her grosses them out. She looks like too much of a crow. i’m giving you that 1% for judging on what you think. This girl has no classs and is a wanna be kardashian but in reality a pisa with no style or class! shes so grosss. she doesnt look like she takes care of herself. and just her body is so unproportional. justt grossss. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her abnormally large nose, mouth and teeth makes her look like a horse.



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How Does She Do It

March 13, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCSB 46 6,605 Views

DJ Lover

DJ Lover

DJ Lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Marin Packer, always seen at every trance/rave show in LA, Las Vegas etc….Manages to get photos with all the famous djs that stop by..heard she was dating deadmau5 a while back.  Who is she and how does she do it?

Being a DJ groupie is the lowest form of scum on earth and I doubt she was ever dating Dangermau5, she is too old for him.- nik



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To Everyone Who Defended Her

March 8, 2011 Hollywood, UCSB 8 8,359 Views

To everyone who defended her...

To everyone who defended her...

To everyone who defended her...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch was on here awhile ago and she deserves to be on again. people tried to say that she was innocent and that everything was a lie. if these pictures dont prove that lauren is a slut then i dont know what will. shes hanging out with porn stars, doing e and coke every other weekend at clubs in la, and fcking everyone. bitch dont take pictures of yourself like this if you dont want everyone to see it. theres no privacy on facebook. if only daddy knew that your using his tuition money to suck dick every weekend. sure you have a hot body but in 10 years you’ll just be a has-been who looks twice her age. so what do you think nik? would you?

Answer: No, your bra should be hidden, you shouldn’t incorporate it into your outfit, only sloots do that.



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Sloot And Friend

February 4, 2011 UCSB 8 9,709 Views

Fat slut, ugly slut, or both?

Fat slut, ugly slut, or both?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Kylie Labrador and she’s a senior at UCSB. She’s such a slut. She’ll fuc*k anything that walks, she thinks so high and mighty of herself and thinks she’s so skinny. She also claims that she has amazing hair when its dry as hell.

How cute, they have matching stomachs.- nik



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Send Her Back

January 25, 2011 UCSB 10 9,719 Views

Send her back

Send her back

Send her back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I would like to introduce you to Shelby Norton. This girl is an alcoholic mess. She goes to college parties and gets so drunk that she will literally pass out on the floor and her friends let guys take turns on her. She doesn’t know how to handle her booze at all. Once she was so drunk that she lost her cigarettes and went around offering to flash people if they found them. Who would want to see those flapjacks i mean has she ever heard of a push up bra? She thinks she looks amazing and can get any guy but in reality she only gets guys because she puts out. This girl needs to be put on blast, hopefully her mother will see this and cut off her cash flow for college and send her back to Oklahoma.

With a face like that she better get smart and concentrate on school.- nik



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Classiest Homewreckers

January 17, 2011 Seattle, UCSB 27 7,440 Views

Bellevue's finest and classiest HOEmewrekers

Bellevue's finest and classiest HOEmewrekers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these slooters’ names are Chelsea Fennell(bottom) and Kaylie Nunes(top) they are the biggest homewrecking h*es i know they spread their legs for just about anything or anyone… Kaylies most famous intro of her self is “ill do anything for a hit of that blunt…. and i mean annnything” not to mention she thinks she is hot sh*t but she has a vagina the size of a Penthouse suite, and a nose that looks like a ski jump. Now chelsea is a whoooole other story she, for one has a face like a horse and sounds like a dinosour, her vagg is even bigger then Kaylies and she accuses every girl thats prettier then her of being a wh*re.. well let me tell you Nik, this girl is the main train conductor of bellevue… and i want to warn the women of the freaking WORLD that if you see either of these two, to hide your men, flee the country, and go to your gyno if you get with in 60 yards of them.

How many times has her nose been broken exactly?- nik



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Plastic Surgery Or Pepsi

January 12, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, San Francisco, The Dirty, UCSB 68 5,853 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Stephanie. She used to be super sweet and normal. Sometime in her 4 years at Convent High School is San Francisco things look to have gone downhill. She fo sho got a nose job and her body is like unnatural almost sickly looking. For what I’ve heard it’s most likely from all the pepsi her and her friends do down there. She goes to Santa Barbra City not UCSB. It just looks like this girl is killing herself. Nik, tell me I’m wrong and that this girl doesn’t look plastic-ed out and drug over kill. Hopefully she learns that she could just be pretty the way she was but sadly that’d probably only happen over a line.

I think she looks good… still needs to lose a little around the blow hole, but other than that she looks healthy to me.- nik



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