How Does She Do It

March 13, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCSB 46 6,472 Views

DJ Lover

DJ Lover

DJ Lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Marin Packer, always seen at every trance/rave show in LA, Las Vegas etc….Manages to get photos with all the famous djs that stop by..heard she was dating deadmau5 a while back.  Who is she and how does she do it?

Being a DJ groupie is the lowest form of scum on earth and I doubt she was ever dating Dangermau5, she is too old for him.- nik



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To Everyone Who Defended Her

March 8, 2011 Hollywood, UCSB 8 8,349 Views

To everyone who defended her...

To everyone who defended her...

To everyone who defended her...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch was on here awhile ago and she deserves to be on again. people tried to say that she was innocent and that everything was a lie. if these pictures dont prove that lauren is a slut then i dont know what will. shes hanging out with porn stars, doing e and coke every other weekend at clubs in la, and fcking everyone. bitch dont take pictures of yourself like this if you dont want everyone to see it. theres no privacy on facebook. if only daddy knew that your using his tuition money to suck dick every weekend. sure you have a hot body but in 10 years you’ll just be a has-been who looks twice her age. so what do you think nik? would you?

Answer: No, your bra should be hidden, you shouldn’t incorporate it into your outfit, only sloots do that.



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Sloot And Friend

February 4, 2011 UCSB 8 9,667 Views

Fat slut, ugly slut, or both?

Fat slut, ugly slut, or both?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Kylie Labrador and she’s a senior at UCSB. She’s such a slut. She’ll fuc*k anything that walks, she thinks so high and mighty of herself and thinks she’s so skinny. She also claims that she has amazing hair when its dry as hell.

How cute, they have matching stomachs.- nik



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Send Her Back

January 25, 2011 UCSB 10 9,692 Views

Send her back

Send her back

Send her back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I would like to introduce you to Shelby Norton. This girl is an alcoholic mess. She goes to college parties and gets so drunk that she will literally pass out on the floor and her friends let guys take turns on her. She doesn’t know how to handle her booze at all. Once she was so drunk that she lost her cigarettes and went around offering to flash people if they found them. Who would want to see those flapjacks i mean has she ever heard of a push up bra? She thinks she looks amazing and can get any guy but in reality she only gets guys because she puts out. This girl needs to be put on blast, hopefully her mother will see this and cut off her cash flow for college and send her back to Oklahoma.

With a face like that she better get smart and concentrate on school.- nik



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Classiest Homewreckers

January 17, 2011 Seattle, UCSB 27 7,358 Views

Bellevue's finest and classiest HOEmewrekers

Bellevue's finest and classiest HOEmewrekers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these slooters’ names are Chelsea Fennell(bottom) and Kaylie Nunes(top) they are the biggest homewrecking h*es i know they spread their legs for just about anything or anyone… Kaylies most famous intro of her self is “ill do anything for a hit of that blunt…. and i mean annnything” not to mention she thinks she is hot sh*t but she has a vagina the size of a Penthouse suite, and a nose that looks like a ski jump. Now chelsea is a whoooole other story she, for one has a face like a horse and sounds like a dinosour, her vagg is even bigger then Kaylies and she accuses every girl thats prettier then her of being a wh*re.. well let me tell you Nik, this girl is the main train conductor of bellevue… and i want to warn the women of the freaking WORLD that if you see either of these two, to hide your men, flee the country, and go to your gyno if you get with in 60 yards of them.

How many times has her nose been broken exactly?- nik



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Plastic Surgery Or Pepsi

January 12, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, San Francisco, The Dirty, UCSB 68 5,827 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Stephanie. She used to be super sweet and normal. Sometime in her 4 years at Convent High School is San Francisco things look to have gone downhill. She fo sho got a nose job and her body is like unnatural almost sickly looking. For what I’ve heard it’s most likely from all the pepsi her and her friends do down there. She goes to Santa Barbra City not UCSB. It just looks like this girl is killing herself. Nik, tell me I’m wrong and that this girl doesn’t look plastic-ed out and drug over kill. Hopefully she learns that she could just be pretty the way she was but sadly that’d probably only happen over a line.

I think she looks good… still needs to lose a little around the blow hole, but other than that she looks healthy to me.- nik



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Nasty SB Sloot…With A Possible Greg

January 5, 2011 UCSB, Would You? 6 7,765 Views

Nasty SB HOOKER....with a possible greg.

Nasty SB HOOKER....with a possible greg.

Nasty SB HOOKER....with a possible greg.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is gemma higgins and her gremlin friends.. she is a pepsi head, santa barbara trash….. she postss these pics everywhere online and thinks she and her huge troll friends are the hottest around… im asking nik, what do you think? i want to puke up my lunch.

Answer: No, luckily I haven’t eaten lunch yet. Lets play find her elbow in the second pic.



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Sheckler #2′s New Girl

December 22, 2010 Hollywood, San Clemente, The Dirty, UCSB 28 9,614 Views

Sheckler#2's new girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, looks like Sheckler number 2′s taking after his big bro in the lady department. At a friday night house party Shane and this girl were unseparable, every time i looked over she was either on his lap and they were sucking face or he was groping her. After she got completely wasted the two left together, hand in hand. I found out she’s a graduate from Dana Hills and her name’s Audrey C****. She’s a pretty girl but seems easy, what do you think Nik?

I think we need to know her real name without stars and see a real picture. Who the hell is Shane Sheckler?- nik



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