THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t Believe I hooked up with this sh*thead!!! After a long night of iv partying I made my way over to a greek establishment hoping for some late night fun, all I found was this clown. Unfortunately I was so wasted I actually thought his in depth analysis of his restrung tennis racket was interesting, and he lured me into his lair. I tried to hook up with him just to shut him up, but he got sidetracked making a salmon burger on his panini grill, and proceeded to pass out mid sandwich. I proceeded to smoke all his pot and finish the sandwich before walking home. Nik, Blast this fool!
A Salmon Panini sandwich? I don’t even want to know what your down below regions smell like.- nik