The Salmon Creep

December 8, 2010 Dirty Greeks, The Dirty, UCSB 40 5,345 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t Believe I hooked up with this sh*thead!!! After a long night of iv partying I made my way over to a greek establishment hoping for some late night fun, all I found was this clown. Unfortunately I was so wasted I actually thought his in depth analysis of his restrung tennis racket was interesting, and he lured me into his lair. I tried to hook up with him just to shut him up, but he got sidetracked making a salmon burger on his panini grill, and proceeded to pass out mid sandwich. I proceeded to smoke all his pot and finish the sandwich before walking home. Nik, Blast this fool!

A Salmon Panini sandwich? I don’t even want to know what your down below regions smell like.- nik

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The Ugly

November 30, 2010 Hollywood, UCSB 5 6,886 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik These 5 girls couldn’t get uglier! the long face looks like an alien ,the red head looks hungry,the blonde is rethinking her friendship with them,the braceface is hiding the EXTRA, and big purple just saw a cake. these girls are desperate and go out every night searching. they need a new wardrobe….maybe a new face too.

Must be a bunch of new sorority sisters.- nik

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Scrawny Clinger

October 25, 2010 UCSB 3 6,464 Views

Scrawny Clinger

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Marcus Kib*** thinks he is the hottest sh*t out there! He has his shirt off all the time and brags about how many girls want him. He is also a cheap ass beware girls. Im sick of this douchebag thinking he is the king. Nik what do you think about this cockya*s dbag? Does he have room to talk? or is he desperatly for the gays?

For the Gays. Final Answer.- nik

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Too Red For Her Own Good

October 21, 2010 UCSB 29 5,573 Views

Too Red For Her Own Good

Too Red For Her Own Good

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl on the left is the most conceited slut I have ever encountered. She came to my frat for a social, and she’s in one of the better sororities on campus. We made out…and then she proceeded to fool around with my friend immediately after. Turns out, she’s been hooking up all over my fraternity. I’m seriously done with this red bitch. What do you think of her? My friends think she’s at least a 6.

Done with her…you just made out.  She is a sloot though, bottom pic is a dead give-away.- nik

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Needs Help Raising Money For A Nose Job

October 11, 2010 Sacramento, UCSB 30 6,853 Views

Need help raising money for her nosejob

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b*tch is disgusting and a total joke . Not only did I want to gag each time I saw her in high school with her abnormally large nose and beaver buck teeth, unfortunately I still have to see her whenever I am around sac and Roseville. She is loud, obnoxious, and will sleep with your man or anyone else for that matter. She pretends to be all innocent and turns on the “good girl act” but as soon as her boyfriend looks away, she spreads her legs for anyone in the same room as her. Alyssa go back to IV where you belong with all your trashy c*nt friends and let the boys run their trains through you. Your not wanted here.

Why would she want a nose job?  It suits her large joker’ish mouth, she doesn’t even need face paint to look like a clown.- nik

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Prettiest Girl In SB

October 8, 2010 Hollywood, UCSB, Would You? 6 5,624 Views

prettiest girl of sb that isnt a slut

prettiest girl of sb that isnt a slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick Taylor is SMOKING HOT!! not only is she hot but shes so sweet and not even slutty! What do you think of her nick? i’d love to see anyone try and find dirt on this angel ballerina.

Answer: No, her jaw is long and slants to the right, there is also some kinda growth on her right hip (bottom pic).

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Nik, I Need To Know Any Dirt Before I Slay This Blonde

October 4, 2010 Dallas, The Dirty, UCSB 54 6,695 Views

Should I? She went to UCSB

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls go to my usual spot all the time now and I know the gorgeous one on the right went to UCSB but just moved to Dallas. I’m curious if anyone has dirt on her or the bleached out blonde who’s always at Austin Ranch with her.  And Nik, no this will not ruin my chances because many guys are all over her so there is no way she can ever find out it was me.

Do her in the butt if you want… but I think she is beat (her extensions are terrible). That is just me though.- nik

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Crazy EDC Ravers

July 29, 2010 Hollywood, San Diego, UCSB 40 10,059 Views

Crazy EDC Ravers

Crazy EDC Ravers

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is with rave outfits? Since when is it ok to wear this out in public. Just because you’re on e doesn’t mean that you can pull off nasty ass outfits like this. Those furry boots are awful. And all of these girls are way too fat to be showing this much skin. But i guess it makes it easier for them all to get f*cked by every guy there. What do you think nik?

I wonder how many girls lost their virginity after this event…I don’t have time to comment on how ridiculous and slooty their outfits are.- nik

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