UCONN | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

New Haven Cutie

January 28, 2010 UCONN 3

New Haven CT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl brochi is always seen around the new haven scene and always posting pictures of herself on facebook. She really thinks she is god’s gift. Would you give the thumbs up for insertion?

I wonder what it’s like to go through your whole life having people wonder if you’re a man or a women.- nik

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Lebonese Gayngsters

October 2, 2009 Scissor Gang Mafia, UCONN 4

Lebonese Gayngsters


THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, Look at the hardcore Lebanese crew from Waterbury, also repping UCONN to the fullest. What do you say? Real Scissor Gay Mafia?


Real SGM don’t take their friends for a Sears portrait session.- nik

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The Ol’ Twin Sex Switcharoo

August 25, 2009 Dirty Cops, New England, The Dirty, UCONN, UMASS 27

The Ol' Twin Sex Switcharoo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two losers tried to pull the Ol’ twin switcharoo and got caught out!  MILFORD — An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents’ Milford home last month. Officer Jared Rohrig, 25, of Flax Mill Lane, has been on paid administrative leave from his job since July 23, pending the outcome of an internal investigation. The unnamed woman told police on July 22 that she had been sexually assaulted July 19 at the Rohrig home, where she went to meet Joe Rohrig, Jared’s identical twin.The woman had been having a sexual relationship with Joe Rohrig since March, and on July 19 she talked on the phone with someone she believed was him and agreed to meet at his house, according to a search warrant filed at Milford Superior Court. When she arrived, she got into the hot tub with the Rohrig brother she believed was Joe, began kissing him and agreed to go to an upstairs bedroom with him. But as they were having sex, the warrant states, she noticed something missing: the cowboy tattoo on Joe’s left buttocks was not there. The woman “immediately began to cry and asked him where his tattoo went,” the warrant states. “The male replied that he had never had a tattoo and told her that she must have hooked up with his brother who had a tattoo “¦ The female victim realized at this point that this was not the person that she had previously had sexual relations with.” “The female victim looked at the male and asked, ‘When did you think I was going to find out? When I realized you didn’t have a tattoo? When we didn’t use Joe’s car to drive home? Or when you didn’t know how to get to my house because you’ve never been there?’ ” the warrant states.


Who cares, twins taste the same… I know.- nik

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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Scumbag In STL And CT

May 19, 2009 St. Louis, UCONN 17

Scumbag In STL And CT

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid is one of the biggest scumbags in St. Louis. Hes from Connecticut, he moved here to go to school at Lindenwood U. To start, he cannot handle his alcohol as this photo proves. That was DURING his first beer of the day on Spring Break this year. He makes a habit of peeing and pooping all over himself during a night of casual drinking, and he uses a pickup line about hockey sticks to creep on any girl out there. There is a facebook photo with over 100 stories of this kid being a terrible drunk and all around creepshow. I can’t believe he hasn’t been on here yet, but theres a time and a place for everything…Hey Travis, if you read this.. Go F*$k your mother!

He probably doesn’t even remember these photos being taken, he’s in for quite a surprise.- nik

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Would You

May 14, 2009 UCONN, Would You? 7

l_cb08dcc154acf88ea527546be4e98efe-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the beauty on the right is Karolinka and her not as attractive polish friend on the left.  These girls are all wrapped up for you Nik…Which present would you want??

Answer: No, she needs to eat a hamburger and get some +2′s.

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It Fits..I Got 1 Button On

May 14, 2009 UCONN 6

mandy-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are some of the hot chicks at school, minus the one in the middle.  I like the one on the left she is actually hot unlike big boobs Mandy on the right whose clothes are so tight they look like they are about to rip.  Every body loves the chick on the right cause of her rack she sleeps with anybody she wants including half the football team, but I just don’t see it I think she is a troll.

That’s actually a safety hazard, when the sweater pops the button could easily hit someone in the eye.- nik

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Pet Adoption?

May 13, 2009 New England, The Dirty, UCONN 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I didn’t know what to do when I saw this, laugh or feel bad.  I laughed.

Dude, that is messed up.- nik

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