Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Scumbag In STL And CT

May 19, 2009 St. Louis, UCONN 17 6,557 Views

Scumbag In STL And CT

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid is one of the biggest scumbags in St. Louis. Hes from Connecticut, he moved here to go to school at Lindenwood U. To start, he cannot handle his alcohol as this photo proves. That was DURING his first beer of the day on Spring Break this year. He makes a habit of peeing and pooping all over himself during a night of casual drinking, and he uses a pickup line about hockey sticks to creep on any girl out there. There is a facebook photo with over 100 stories of this kid being a terrible drunk and all around creepshow. I can’t believe he hasn’t been on here yet, but theres a time and a place for everything…Hey Travis, if you read this.. Go F*$k your mother!

He probably doesn’t even remember these photos being taken, he’s in for quite a surprise.- nik



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Would You

May 14, 2009 UCONN, Would You? 7 6,252 Views

l_cb08dcc154acf88ea527546be4e98efe-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the beauty on the right is Karolinka and her not as attractive polish friend on the left.  These girls are all wrapped up for you Nik…Which present would you want??

Answer: No, she needs to eat a hamburger and get some +2′s.



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It Fits..I Got 1 Button On

May 14, 2009 UCONN 6 9,539 Views

mandy-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are some of the hot chicks at school, minus the one in the middle.  I like the one on the left she is actually hot unlike big boobs Mandy on the right whose clothes are so tight they look like they are about to rip.  Every body loves the chick on the right cause of her rack she sleeps with anybody she wants including half the football team, but I just don’t see it I think she is a troll.

That’s actually a safety hazard, when the sweater pops the button could easily hit someone in the eye.- nik



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Pet Adoption?

May 13, 2009 New England, The Dirty, UCONN 46 7,677 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I didn’t know what to do when I saw this, laugh or feel bad.  I laughed.

Dude, that is messed up.- nik



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We Are Preparing For The Future At UCONN

May 13, 2009 The Dirty, UCONN 51 5,164 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Julissa.  This is one naughty hottie.  This girl has been at UConn for 5 years, I couldn’t imagine why.  But I am not complaining this girl is an easy lay so keep wh*rin it up girl.

Did she get that belt freshman year?- nik



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Biggest T*ts I Have Ever Seen

May 5, 2009 New England, UCONN, UMASS, Would You? 25 8,155 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Charmaine.  I honestly do not know if I should be turned on by those giant t*ts or not, I am truly torn.  Thought you could help me out with this one, Would you Nik??

Answer: No, her nipple would be the size of my head.



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