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Fat Girls Have More Fun

May 1, 2009 UCONN 2 9,158 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that large and in charge chick is Alyssa.  I have never met a girl who is proud of her size and trying to gain weight.  This girl says she is still has not met her mark yet, the mark being her target weight she wants to get too.  I think she is taking more cushion for the pushin a little to literally.

That bracelet is never coming off. Just Sayin’.- nik



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Chub Face

April 30, 2009 UCONN 19 8,583 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls name is Helly.  She probably has not worked a day in her life.  This girl gets guys to pay for everything for her, trips, clothes and lots of alcohol. Helly thinks she is some princess and that every guy loves her.  She has a fat chubby face from sitting around all day and drinking, which she probably has to do in order to deal with f*cking a bunch of old nasty dudes all the time.

Her right +2 lost the battle to gravity.- nik



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Aren’t I Irresistable?

April 29, 2009 Harvard, UCONN 9 7,870 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: NiK this is Julian.  I’ll try and hold back on the profanity but when I think of this guy thats all I can think of.  This f*ckin f*g is a f*ckin loser.   He thinks he is god’s gift to women, he will try and steal every guys girlfriend (unsuccessfully of course) he sends pics like this to girls even after he has been rejected thinking once they see his body they will want to f*ck him.  Hey Julian why don’t you move that towel and give everyone a laugh with your tiny dick.  This is the sleeziest and dumbest guy ever.  He thinks that girls wont tell guys what he says to them or sends them, he is a moron.

Is that the new Nikon?- nik



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Red Cups Are For Athletes!

April 21, 2009 Boston, Harvard, New England, UCONN, UMASS 7 5,986 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some finely tuned athletic machines from the Boston marathon. Red Cups are for athletics and for partying!

I wonder how much sweat was collected in those cups?- nik



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Almost Not Famous

April 16, 2009 New England, UCONN, UMASS 6 9,451 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is Steve and his “partner” James at Revolution in Boston, these two fags think that they are the sh*t everywhere they go. They clearly don’t own mirrors because their outfit and hair look absolutely horrid. They are club promoters for Almost Famous and think that its gonna bring them to be famous, but really they are just fags.

One Look.- nik



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Would You?

April 14, 2009 Harvard, New England, UCONN, UMASS, Would You? 10 5,104 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, would you?? shes badass and way sexxxxxxy!!!

NO: Photoshop is for liars.- nik



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