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Good Girl…

June 29, 2011 New England, UMASS 0 6,146 Views

Good Girl Or HPV Whore

Good Girl Or HPV Whore

Good Girl Or HPV Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is the worse person alive.She might look like a angel.But really she’s pure evil.We went to the same school had all the same friends.I actually believed we was friends.Then one day I found out she was sleeping with my sisters boyfriend not only that but she has plenty of ads on craigslist selling her mouth.I know for a fact she has drd she got from her ex Austin f who is in jail.Not only that now shes dating a much older guy 54 and is living the high life now she has no responsibility whores these days.She needs to know karma and this website is perfect for that.

She looks like chucky, if it weren’t for her eyes she’d be broke.- nik



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Meet Michelle F

April 13, 2011 New England, UMASS 4 8,454 Views

Michelle F

Michelle F

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why does this girl think she’s hot? Because her head looks like the tip of a greg. She thinks that everyone who doesn’t think she’s “hot/pretty” is “a fat cu*t” or “jealous”. Her name is Michelle and the word around town is she’s a major sloot. She’s a huge sh*t talker and isn’t “afraid of anyone” yet she has nothing to say face to face. She calls other people fat, yet she is/was anorexic. I just want to know if this look is considered hot. Bleach blond hair on the border of white (mean while, eye brows are black). Skanky clothes even though she has the body of an 11 year old boy. She wh*res herself around town, and the surrounding ones as well. She is two faced as well. Flaunting her drug and alcohol consumption. It’s insane that she isn’t dead in a gutter from an overdose, but what’s more insane is that she thinks she is all that.

Well she definitely has that meth head/white trash/gutter sloot look down to a tee.- nik



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Thoughts

March 15, 2011 Boston, UMASS 15 9,928 Views

would you?

would you?

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for an asian you have to agree she’s pretty banging. She goes out a lot but she also spends a lot of time studying so that’s also a plus.  The thing is that she’s only a freshmen but has already been with most of the brothers in a frat.

It doesn’t matter she still has an oder.- nik



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Who Is This Girl

March 2, 2011 UMASS 0 9,670 Views

who is this girl?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m wondering if the Dirty Army knows who this girl is? She goes by the name of Cyn and talks to my friend over the computer but he’s never met her. I’m thinking she’s fake since she’s too pretty to be wasting her time with douchebags on the internet. What do you think?

She’s fake, this is also a heavily photoshopped pic so don’t get too excited.- nik



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Loose On UMass Campus

December 30, 2010 New England, UMASS 13 8,507 Views

C*m Dumpster Loose on UMass Campus

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This chick goes to UMass Amherst and her hobbies including sucking d***, sucking d*** , and oh yeah sucking d***. I’m pretty sure that she is carrying every known drd to known to man and maybe even ones not known to man. UMass should do it’s studen population a favor and kick this slut out.

I don’t think she’ll be able to dabble in that much greg once her body catches up with her face…which will happen by the end of the school year.- nik



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Killer Orca’s Potted In Boston

March 2, 2010 New England, UMASS, Would You? 7 5,681 Views

Killer Orca's potted in Boston

Killer Orca's potted in Boston

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not would YOU but would anyone? This is Marc Be**, an overstuffed balloon from Quincy(aka Boston’s noodle-ville), who has developed an ego as big as his belt-line! I mean could you be this fat and be confident… about anything? He has been known to secretly tell management that other employees make fun of his weight, and has recently even gotten a colleague suspended from work for his lies that spew out of his Big Mac slobbering mouth! For some reason no one has called him out yet, we’re afraid to get fired! He talks sh*t about everyone in the business, and he’s burning bridges he hasn’t finished getting his elephant-sized body over yet! Plus he smells like he hasn’t gotten a good wipe in years! Nik please put this fat slob in his place, I’m begging you! BTW his fiancee could be 20lbs heavier..

They were made for each other they can whip each others ass.- nik



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