UMASS | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Noodle Factory Destroyed By Fire

June 23, 2009 Boston, New England, Noodle Nation, The Dirty, UMASS 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: ( - FALL RIVER, Mass.—Fire destroyed a popular Chinese noodle company in Fall River. The Oriental Chow Mein Noodle Company on Eighth Street went up in flames Thursday morning. A frying machine may be to blame. The business is famous for its fried noodles. It was not immediately known if the owners would rebuild.

That explains the smell.- nik

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Harvard Jonas Brothers Groupie

June 17, 2009 Boston, Harvard, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 13


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik love the site man ur f*ckin hilarious. How do u not find this Harvard girl hot bro?!!!? shes dope yo its f*ckin crazy. Her friend keeps showing me these grose pix with those forgys jonas bruthrs. i attatched the pix one of them she was at sum kinda photo shoot…

She is cute for Harvard, but in the real world she would get crushed.  Nothing special.- nik

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Another Boston Hottie

June 8, 2009 Boston, UMASS 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is has some nice +2 and shows that there are girls from Boston on par with Kelly and miss split personality “Arielle”. 

Nice +2′s? Those are armpit pillows.- nik

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Cause Imma Biotch

May 15, 2009 UMASS, Would You? 2

allison-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alison.  This girl is always begging for something, either money from her parents or gifts from her boyfriends which she goes through every week or two.  This b*tch thinks she is some princess who can do whatever she wants and get every thing she wants and complains when its not her way.  If she wants to go out and sleep with a guy thats alright cause she is such a good catch one should do anything t?o be with her lol Nikwould you ever go near this troll?

Answer: No, simple fact..she is fat.

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Look Ma No Hands

May 15, 2009 UMASS 2

eric-copy1THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eric I don’t know exactly what he is doing here but I think he is showing off his BJ skills…Way too use no hands there buddy.  Just a heads up if you see any of your friends doing this they are definitely for the gays.

Obviously he’s practicing for the nights festivities.- nik

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Dirty Nurse Elvira

May 14, 2009 Elvira, Las Vegas, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 83


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. I thought you might enjoy a few new pictures of Elvira. She was in a naughty nurse competition. I am assuming she won.

She needs to get rid of that fishing lure in her belly… that is so 1999.- nik

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Harvard Chic Not So Smart?

May 12, 2009 Harvard, UMASS 7

harvard chic not so smaht?

harvard chic not so smaht?

THE DIRTY ARMY: yo nik check out this chic she goes to harvard i met her at a summer party shes hot could be dope with a nose job and some +2s. good news? she turned 19 last week, bad news?shes a band rat. word on campus is those fake sgm f*gs from 3 oh 3 ran train. not gunna lie..i still would……but the real question is, would YOU nik?????

Answer: No, I prefer my women dumb and blonde with +2′s.

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