THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there’s definitely something going wrong here, maybe alien versus silicon?

If your rack looked that bad, why would you even think to take a picture like this?  Nice bag.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two losers tried to pull the Ol’ twin switcharoo and got caught out!  MILFORD — An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents’ Milford home last month. Officer Jared Rohrig, 25, of Flax Mill Lane, has been on paid administrative leave from his job since July 23, pending the outcome of an internal investigation. The unnamed woman told police on July 22 that she had been sexually assaulted July 19 at the Rohrig home, where she went to meet Joe Rohrig, Jared’s identical twin.The woman had been having a sexual relationship with Joe Rohrig since March, and on July 19 she talked on the phone with someone she believed was him and agreed to meet at his house, according to a search warrant filed at Milford Superior Court. When she arrived, she got into the hot tub with the Rohrig brother she believed was Joe, began kissing him and agreed to go to an upstairs bedroom with him. But as they were having sex, the warrant states, she noticed something missing: the cowboy tattoo on Joe’s left buttocks was not there. The woman “immediately began to cry and asked him where his tattoo went,” the warrant states. “The male replied that he had never had a tattoo and told her that she must have hooked up with his brother who had a tattoo “¦ The female victim realized at this point that this was not the person that she had previously had sexual relations with.” “The female victim looked at the male and asked, ‘When did you think I was going to find out? When I realized you didn’t have a tattoo? When we didn’t use Joe’s car to drive home? Or when you didn’t know how to get to my house because you’ve never been there?’ ” the warrant states.

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Who cares, twins taste the same… I know.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

THE DIRTY ARMY: (turnto10.com) - FALL RIVER, Mass.—Fire destroyed a popular Chinese noodle company in Fall River. The Oriental Chow Mein Noodle Company on Eighth Street went up in flames Thursday morning. A frying machine may be to blame. The business is famous for its fried noodles. It was not immediately known if the owners would rebuild.

That explains the smell.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik love the site man ur f*ckin hilarious. How do u not find this Harvard girl hot bro?!!!? shes dope yo its f*ckin crazy. Her friend keeps showing me these grose pix with those forgys jonas bruthrs. i attatched the pix one of them she was at sum kinda photo shoot…

She is cute for Harvard, but in the real world she would get crushed.  Nothing special.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is has some nice +2 and shows that there are girls from Boston on par with Kelly and miss split personality “Arielle”. 

Nice +2′s? Those are armpit pillows.- nik