UMASS | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

The Ol’ Twin Sex Switcharoo

August 25, 2009 Dirty Cops, New England, The Dirty, UCONN, UMASS 27

The Ol' Twin Sex Switcharoo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two losers tried to pull the Ol’ twin switcharoo and got caught out!  MILFORD — An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents’ Milford home last month. Officer Jared Rohrig, 25, of Flax Mill Lane, has been on paid administrative leave from his job since July 23, pending the outcome of an internal investigation. The unnamed woman told police on July 22 that she had been sexually assaulted July 19 at the Rohrig home, where she went to meet Joe Rohrig, Jared’s identical twin.The woman had been having a sexual relationship with Joe Rohrig since March, and on July 19 she talked on the phone with someone she believed was him and agreed to meet at his house, according to a search warrant filed at Milford Superior Court. When she arrived, she got into the hot tub with the Rohrig brother she believed was Joe, began kissing him and agreed to go to an upstairs bedroom with him. But as they were having sex, the warrant states, she noticed something missing: the cowboy tattoo on Joe’s left buttocks was not there. The woman “immediately began to cry and asked him where his tattoo went,” the warrant states. “The male replied that he had never had a tattoo and told her that she must have hooked up with his brother who had a tattoo “¦ The female victim realized at this point that this was not the person that she had previously had sexual relations with.” “The female victim looked at the male and asked, ‘When did you think I was going to find out? When I realized you didn’t have a tattoo? When we didn’t use Joe’s car to drive home? Or when you didn’t know how to get to my house because you’ve never been there?’ ” the warrant states.


Who cares, twins taste the same… I know.- nik

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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Noodle Factory Destroyed By Fire

June 23, 2009 Boston, New England, Noodle Nation, The Dirty, UMASS 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: ( - FALL RIVER, Mass.—Fire destroyed a popular Chinese noodle company in Fall River. The Oriental Chow Mein Noodle Company on Eighth Street went up in flames Thursday morning. A frying machine may be to blame. The business is famous for its fried noodles. It was not immediately known if the owners would rebuild.

That explains the smell.- nik

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Harvard Jonas Brothers Groupie

June 17, 2009 Boston, Harvard, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 13


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik love the site man ur f*ckin hilarious. How do u not find this Harvard girl hot bro?!!!? shes dope yo its f*ckin crazy. Her friend keeps showing me these grose pix with those forgys jonas bruthrs. i attatched the pix one of them she was at sum kinda photo shoot…

She is cute for Harvard, but in the real world she would get crushed.  Nothing special.- nik

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Another Boston Hottie

June 8, 2009 Boston, UMASS 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is has some nice +2 and shows that there are girls from Boston on par with Kelly and miss split personality “Arielle”. 

Nice +2′s? Those are armpit pillows.- nik

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Cause Imma Biotch

May 15, 2009 UMASS, Would You? 2

allison-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alison.  This girl is always begging for something, either money from her parents or gifts from her boyfriends which she goes through every week or two.  This b*tch thinks she is some princess who can do whatever she wants and get every thing she wants and complains when its not her way.  If she wants to go out and sleep with a guy thats alright cause she is such a good catch one should do anything t?o be with her lol Nikwould you ever go near this troll?

Answer: No, simple fact..she is fat.

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Look Ma No Hands

May 15, 2009 UMASS 2

eric-copy1THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eric I don’t know exactly what he is doing here but I think he is showing off his BJ skills…Way too use no hands there buddy.  Just a heads up if you see any of your friends doing this they are definitely for the gays.

Obviously he’s practicing for the nights festivities.- nik

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Dirty Nurse Elvira

May 14, 2009 Elvira, Las Vegas, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 83


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. I thought you might enjoy a few new pictures of Elvira. She was in a naughty nurse competition. I am assuming she won.

She needs to get rid of that fishing lure in her belly… that is so 1999.- nik

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