UMASS | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Harvard Chic Not So Smart?

May 12, 2009 Harvard, UMASS 7

harvard chic not so smaht?

harvard chic not so smaht?

THE DIRTY ARMY: yo nik check out this chic she goes to harvard i met her at a summer party shes hot could be dope with a nose job and some +2s. good news? she turned 19 last week, bad news?shes a band rat. word on campus is those fake sgm f*gs from 3 oh 3 ran train. not gunna lie..i still would……but the real question is, would YOU nik?????

Answer: No, I prefer my women dumb and blonde with +2′s.

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Biggest T*ts I Have Ever Seen

May 5, 2009 New England, UCONN, UMASS, Would You? 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Charmaine.  I honestly do not know if I should be turned on by those giant t*ts or not, I am truly torn.  Thought you could help me out with this one, Would you Nik??

Answer: No, her nipple would be the size of my head.

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Even Amanda Roadmen Worships Gretchen

April 30, 2009 AR Mystery, Hollywood, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 84



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe this drama queen is making such a big deal out of this. She’ll get the Gretchen treatment soon. You know what I mean!

What is the big deal?  The Heiress to the Fairmont Hotel chain needs to take dumps just like everyone else?- nik

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Heather The Wh*re

April 30, 2009 New England, UMASS 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sl*t  is Heather.  She fiends c*ck all the time, this girl has too work for her loving and work she does.  She is the queen of handjobs…check out her poster in the back.

What’s the point? She has -2′s. Just Sayin’.- nik

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This Has Gotten Ridiculous!

April 29, 2009 AR Mystery, Boston, Hollywood, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 69


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lets put a stop to this once and for all please? Everytime I see a post about Arielle/Amanda it irritates the hell out of me. Mostly because that Amanda girl is SOO good at being convincing shes a whole new kinda crazy!! Please just post the proof and let this stop, Im tired of seeing her pretend to be 10 different people defending herself, and im absolutely amazed at the amount of people that actually believe the bs!! Okay besides finding Arielle and dragging her to u myself, this is a link directly to the hawaiian tropic page where it clearly states ARIELLE REITSMA from Weymouth MA is Miss Massachusetts 2008. Also, if you google Arielle, u will see she did a Heartstop music video where again ARIELLE REITSMA is in the credits, but if you go to, he shows the cover along with a whole gallery of pictures of Arielle Reitsma, the same pictures Amanda Roadmen puts up but with the watermark cut off!! Nik, please post this im begging u I cant take it anymore!!

I thought we solved this… She is Amanda Roadmen from Beverly Hills.- nik

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Red Cups Are For Athletes!

April 21, 2009 Boston, Harvard, New England, UCONN, UMASS 7

Red Cups Are For Athletes!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some finely tuned athletic machines from the Boston marathon. Red Cups are for athletics and for partying!

I wonder how much sweat was collected in those cups?- nik

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Elvira With Clothes On

April 21, 2009 Elvira, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 41


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, sorry but Elvira is even hot covered up.  You need to do a super match with Elvira and Brock’s Chick.  My greg is begging you!

I will do it this afternoon.  The time has come.  Greg needs answers and the DIRTY ARMY shall prevail.- nik

**Even though this is a waste of my life because BC will blow her out of the water.

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Elvira’s Manly Friend

April 16, 2009 New England, UMASS 8

elviras manly friend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember the friend in elviras recent pic ..well here she is all on her own ..not bad ?!?

Not bad? Looks like a Chappelle Show character.- nik


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