THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alison.  This girl is always begging for something, either money from her parents or gifts from her boyfriends which she goes through every week or two.  This b*tch thinks she is some princess who can do whatever she wants and get every thing she wants and complains when its not her way.  If she wants to go out and sleep with a guy thats alright cause she is such a good catch one should do anything t?o be with her lol Nikwould you ever go near this troll?

Answer: No, simple fact..she is fat.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eric I don’t know exactly what he is doing here but I think he is showing off his BJ skills…Way too use no hands there buddy.  Just a heads up if you see any of your friends doing this they are definitely for the gays.

Obviously he’s practicing for the nights festivities.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. I thought you might enjoy a few new pictures of Elvira. She was in a naughty nurse competition. I am assuming she won.

She needs to get rid of that fishing lure in her belly… that is so 1999.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Charmaine.  I honestly do not know if I should be turned on by those giant t*ts or not, I am truly torn.  Thought you could help me out with this one, Would you Nik??

Answer: No, her nipple would be the size of my head.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe this drama queen is making such a big deal out of this. She’ll get the Gretchen treatment soon. You know what I mean!

What is the big deal?  The Heiress to the Fairmont Hotel chain needs to take dumps just like everyone else?- nik