THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is has some nice +2 and shows that there are girls from Boston on par with Kelly and miss split personality “Arielle”.
Nice +2′s? Those are armpit pillows.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alison. This girl is always begging for something, either money from her parents or gifts from her boyfriends which she goes through every week or two. This b*tch thinks she is some princess who can do whatever she wants and get every thing she wants and complains when its not her way. If she wants to go out and sleep with a guy thats alright cause she is such a good catch one should do anything t?o be with her lol Nikwould you ever go near this troll?
Answer: No, simple fact..she is fat.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eric I don’t know exactly what he is doing here but I think he is showing off his BJ skills…Way too use no hands there buddy. Just a heads up if you see any of your friends doing this they are definitely for the gays.
Obviously he’s practicing for the nights festivities.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. I thought you might enjoy a few new pictures of Elvira. She was in a naughty nurse competition. I am assuming she won.
She needs to get rid of that fishing lure in her belly… that is so 1999.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: yo nik check out this chic she goes to harvard i met her at a summer party shes hot could be dope with a nose job and some +2s. good news? she turned 19 last week, bad news?shes a band rat. word on campus is those fake sgm f*gs from 3 oh 3 ran train. not gunna lie..i still would……but the real question is, would YOU nik?????
Answer: No, I prefer my women dumb and blonde with +2′s.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Charmaine. I honestly do not know if I should be turned on by those giant t*ts or not, I am truly torn. Thought you could help me out with this one, Would you Nik??
Answer: No, her nipple would be the size of my head.