Biggest T*ts I Have Ever Seen

May 5, 2009 New England, UCONN, UMASS, Would You? 25 8,178 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Charmaine.  I honestly do not know if I should be turned on by those giant t*ts or not, I am truly torn.  Thought you could help me out with this one, Would you Nik??

Answer: No, her nipple would be the size of my head.



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Even Amanda Roadmen Worships Gretchen

April 30, 2009 AR Mystery, Hollywood, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 84 9,036 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe this drama queen is making such a big deal out of this. She’ll get the Gretchen treatment soon. You know what I mean!

What is the big deal?  The Heiress to the Fairmont Hotel chain needs to take dumps just like everyone else?- nik



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Heather The Wh*re

April 30, 2009 New England, UMASS 1 8,074 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sl*t  is Heather.  She fiends c*ck all the time, this girl has too work for her loving and work she does.  She is the queen of handjobs…check out her poster in the back.

What’s the point? She has -2′s. Just Sayin’.- nik



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This Has Gotten Ridiculous!

April 29, 2009 AR Mystery, Boston, Hollywood, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 69 7,040 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lets put a stop to this once and for all please? Everytime I see a post about Arielle/Amanda it irritates the hell out of me. Mostly because that Amanda girl is SOO good at being convincing shes a whole new kinda crazy!! Please just post the proof and let this stop, Im tired of seeing her pretend to be 10 different people defending herself, and im absolutely amazed at the amount of people that actually believe the bs!! Okay besides finding Arielle and dragging her to u myself, this is a link directly to the hawaiian tropic page where it clearly states ARIELLE REITSMA from Weymouth MA is Miss Massachusetts 2008. Also, if you google Arielle, u will see she did a Heartstop music video where again ARIELLE REITSMA is in the credits, but if you go to www.myspace.com/stewartsmithphoto, he shows the cover along with a whole gallery of pictures of Arielle Reitsma, the same pictures Amanda Roadmen puts up but with the watermark cut off!! Nik, please post this im begging u I cant take it anymore!!

I thought we solved this… She is Amanda Roadmen from Beverly Hills.- nik



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Red Cups Are For Athletes!

April 21, 2009 Boston, Harvard, New England, UCONN, UMASS 7 6,005 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some finely tuned athletic machines from the Boston marathon. Red Cups are for athletics and for partying!

I wonder how much sweat was collected in those cups?- nik



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Elvira With Clothes On

April 21, 2009 Elvira, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 41 6,070 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, sorry but Elvira is even hot covered up.  You need to do a super match with Elvira and Brock’s Chick.  My greg is begging you!

I will do it this afternoon.  The time has come.  Greg needs answers and the DIRTY ARMY shall prevail.- nik

**Even though this is a waste of my life because BC will blow her out of the water.



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Elvira’s Manly Friend

April 16, 2009 New England, UMASS 8 5,292 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember the friend in elviras recent pic ..well here she is all on her own ..not bad ?!?

Not bad? Looks like a Chappelle Show character.- nik

 



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Almost Not Famous

April 16, 2009 New England, UCONN, UMASS 6 9,458 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is Steve and his “partner” James at Revolution in Boston, these two fags think that they are the sh*t everywhere they go. They clearly don’t own mirrors because their outfit and hair look absolutely horrid. They are club promoters for Almost Famous and think that its gonna bring them to be famous, but really they are just fags.

One Look.- nik



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