UMASS | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Almost Not Famous

April 16, 2009 New England, UCONN, UMASS 6

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 ALMOSTnot Famous

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is Steve and his “partner” James at Revolution in Boston, these two fags think that they are the sh*t everywhere they go. They clearly don’t own mirrors because their outfit and hair look absolutely horrid. They are club promoters for Almost Famous and think that its gonna bring them to be famous, but really they are just fags.

One Look.- nik



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Would You?

April 14, 2009 Harvard, New England, UCONN, UMASS, Would You? 10

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, would you?? shes badass and way sexxxxxxy!!!

NO: Photoshop is for liars.- nik



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Most Recent Elvira

April 13, 2009 Elvira, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 28

MOST RECENT ELVIRA

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS ELVIRA FROM THIS WEEKEND SHE IS HOTTTT PEOPLE STOP HATING!!!

Elvira, not for nothing, but your friend totally Greg blocked somebody’s user experience.  She is a looker.- nik



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ELVIRA SMILES

April 10, 2009 Elvira, New England, The Dirty, UCONN, UMASS 36

ELVIRA SMILES

THE DIRTY ARMY: A picture of Elvira SMILING. she has great teeth, she just cant smile for Sh*t.

Looks a little Wrigley to me… Elvira it is time for you to move West and embrace your fame.  Being stuck in New England is going to do nothing for you in life.  I decided.- nik



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Umass NARC

April 9, 2009 New England, UMASS 6

Fucking NARC

THE DIRTY ARMY: Chris L… AKA lamb… is a f*cking NARC.

Red Cups and garages, a match made in heaven.- nik



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I LOVE ELVIRA!

April 8, 2009 Elvira, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 37

I LOVE ELVIRA!

THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw Elvira out working @ a club in Boston last thursday and I have to say I fell even deeper in love with her. Never seen her in person before and WOW she is really flawless. She asked me to take this pic of her so here it is, you’re the first to see! nik, i’m in love.

That is a terrible picture… she looks like sh*t.- nik



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Flamer

April 7, 2009 St. Paul, UCONN, UMASS 1

From the kid’s voice, you can tell the backyard isn’t the only thing that is a flamer.- nik




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Fugly

April 3, 2009 UMASS 4

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik when I first saw this girl, well I guess I really didn’t notice her until someone told me there was a model at the party.  Her name is Michelle and she is a model lol.  This girl will do anything for attention, she is a dirty wh*re she will make out with multiple dudes a night.  The wierd thing is the guys don’t seem to care they are all excited that they got too make out with her, she is hideous, people are dumb.

Modeling? For what, Amish monthly?- nik



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