THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, would you?? shes badass and way sexxxxxxy!!!
NO: Photoshop is for liars.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS ELVIRA FROM THIS WEEKEND SHE IS HOTTTT PEOPLE STOP HATING!!!
Elvira, not for nothing, but your friend totally Greg blocked somebody’s user experience. She is a looker.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: A picture of Elvira SMILING. she has great teeth, she just cant smile for Sh*t.
Looks a little Wrigley to me… Elvira it is time for you to move West and embrace your fame. Being stuck in New England is going to do nothing for you in life. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw Elvira out working @ a club in Boston last thursday and I have to say I fell even deeper in love with her. Never seen her in person before and WOW she is really flawless. She asked me to take this pic of her so here it is, you’re the first to see! nik, i’m in love.
That is a terrible picture… she looks like sh*t.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik when I first saw this girl, well I guess I really didn’t notice her until someone told me there was a model at the party. Her name is Michelle and she is a model lol. This girl will do anything for attention, she is a dirty wh*re she will make out with multiple dudes a night. The wierd thing is the guys don’t seem to care they are all excited that they got too make out with her, she is hideous, people are dumb.
Modeling? For what, Amish monthly?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik body shots are cool for a girl and a guy to start the ball rolling to hook up but this was another story. Lina and her friend hopped up on the table and were the body shot girls for the entire party, guys took turns sucking and licking alcohol off these dirty chicks stomachs. I would hate to be the last guy to lick up alcohol from those h*es.
Too bad 95% of the booze would just run off those land monster’s bellies.- nik