UMASS | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Body Shot Train

April 2, 2009 UMASS 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik body shots are cool for a girl and a guy to start the ball rolling to hook up but this was another story.  Lina and her friend hopped up on the table and were the body shot girls for the entire party, guys took turns sucking and licking alcohol off these dirty chicks stomachs.  I would hate to be the last guy to lick up alcohol from those h*es.

Too bad 95% of the booze would just run off those land monster’s bellies.- nik

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The Door Guys From Ultra Suck

April 1, 2009 Harvard, New England, UMASS 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these are the doormen from Ultra here in NE and they straight up SUCK! they bully around everyone, act like theyre the sh*t, hit on girls when they should be doing their jobs and all around just suck at life. i told them i was gonna put em on thedirty after they didnt let me in because they said my REAL iD was fake! losers!

Is this what they really wear every night? I don’t understand how anybody could take these three fat guido stooges seriously?- nik

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Colbert Rap Battle

March 31, 2009 South Florida, Stanford, Tennessee, UMASS, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis, University Of Montana, VCU, Washington DC, Western Kentucky, Wichita, Wisconsin 1

8 Mile’s got nothing on this footage.- nik

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House Party

March 27, 2009 Harvard, New England, UMASS 7


How dumb are you people that you can’t even spell “YMCA” right?- nik

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Guido Alert

March 26, 2009 Harvard, New England, UMASS, West Point 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, it looks like the guidos have invaded new england as well.. its a sad.. sad.. day..

The one in the middle looks like Bill Gates’ illegitimate son.- nik

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Mr. T In The House?

March 25, 2009 Harvard, New England, UMASS 0


I pity the foo….who ends up taking this shim home, only to find out its a dude.- nik

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Mr. Douche

March 24, 2009 New England, UMASS 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, he claims to be a rapper, he thinks he’s the sh*t. reality check time son!

Stop trying to look like Mickey Avalon bro, it’s makin you look pretty bad right now.- nik

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Is this Gay?

March 24, 2009 Air Force, Anchorage, Baltimore, Berkeley, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Delaware, Dirty TV, Drake, Dublin, Fresno State, Harvard, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Memphis, Stanford, Tennessee, The Citadel, UCONN, UMASS, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis 11

Yes. Heely’s are for children and queers.- nik

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