Tuesday 18th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Smash or Trash

January 9, 2013 Charlotte, UNC 18 10,041 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you live in Charlotte, u gotta no jessica foster. She like to be known as the girl who tells the truth. So dont tell this girl anything or she will let all of her facebook friends. She also claims to be a sexy ginger? an a soul taker? Also not sure what her job is.. she says shes a promoter, but really just gets hammered every night n puts restraining orders on dudes to look cool.

That is easy… Trash.- nik



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Mandy Whorehouser

December 6, 2012 Greensboro, Raleigh-Durham, UNC 52 7,228 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, so Nik….this repulsive overly big chested, no ass, thinks her shit don’t stink girl is named Mandy. She is from Salisbury but has mostly resided in a run down camper at Badin Lake. She calls it her “lake house” to sound like her family has money, when in reality they don’t because they spend it all on her spoiled ass. She put me on here and lied to one of our mutual friends just to be closer with her. SHE IS A PSYCHO!!! From what I hear she married a marine just so she could get her tit’s reduced from an I to a small d. Which in reality all that sloot needed to do was get off her fat ass and walk!!! Now she looks even bigger!! She claims she is a size five but her friend Tiffany(who is nasty too)says that Mandy actually weighs 180lbs! Which is ok i guess….but don’t lie about it. I swear when this bitch looks in the mirror she thinks she a victoria secret’s model or something!! ahaha All I want is for this bitch is to get a reality check!!! What do you think, is she hot Nik, or just Krusty??

Nobodies looking for a reason.  No doubt she had to ask for that picture.- nik



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Import Queen

November 29, 2012 Charlotte, UNC 40 8,742 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Alma Nicole. I want to know why this girl thinks she’s such hot shit. Just because ugly guys jack off to your instagram pictures every morning, doesnt mean you are a model. I’d also be interested to know what Wells Fargo thinks of their employees displaying themselves like this outside of work. Please put this whore on the blast so that she can stop thinking she’s the shit. So Nik, I already know the answer, but would you? Actually, what would it take for you to say yes. She got boobs before her nose, and both are still messed up!

That second pic is a whole lotta photoshop.  She needs to learn how to smooth out the edges.- nik



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He Likes To Hit Girls

November 20, 2012 Charlotte, UNC 4 6,328 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright, this douche bag likes to abuse women and thinks he’s the sh*t going around Charlotte thinking everyone wants his d*ck. He likes to creep around and get girls under 21 so he can control them. Hes nothing but a scum bag that likes to beat on women and say that he didn’t do it. He’s a little B!tch that runs to mommy and tell her everything. If you see him you should stay away from this douche bag, I feel bad for his 19 year old girlfriend. tsk tsk.

Does she have a name?- nik



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Stay Away From This D-bag

November 6, 2012 Charlotte, UNC 13 9,951 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guy, who calls himself “Cy” is someone you do NOT want to associate yourself with. He is a complete DOUCHE. I met him at a club in Charlotte, he claims to be in the “army” and also a student at UNCC. Don’t let his “charming sweet talk” get to you. Little do you know, he has a girlfriend. And once he’s slept with you a few times, he will drop you for his crazy girlfriend pronto. Trust me, I have experienced this first hand! He took me out, spent time with me, would take me to work, stay with me at night.. seemed too good to be true, and it was. He told me that he was “single” and that he was trying to find someone to “be there for him” when he goes away for the army. He wants a good girl back home, and he wanted to make me that girl. WELL, it almost happened, until I found about the girlfriend. That he was blowing off, and ignoring, to be with me. WHAT A PIG. GUYS are douche bags, and THIS ONE, IS THE LEADER! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS… NOT A FUN SITUATION. Be on the lookout.

That’s a pretty feminine tattoo and some soft photoshop effects.- nik



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Miss Skanky Pants

October 15, 2012 Denver, UNC 73 6,770 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hey this girl Osean, is a dirty skank. She has a son tht she dont even take care of. The babies dad drinks and does cke everyday. She this she cute and hott. She has a pancake ass she has boobs but please your a mother now have some respect. Yea your young but dont need to show off your boobs we get it they arrived after the fact you had a baby. Every single picture she takes it BOOBS BOOBS everywhere even when taking pictures with her son… your fckin wack… Seriously support your son she’ll have a job one day than the next couple of weeks she quits than she’ll get another ugh.. the list goes on… seriously your wack and a skank…. you have beautiful eyes but sick.

Squidward!.- nik



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